The Baristas

[sirhugs]

~ a young college gal, barely legal, stays after hours with the pimply nerdy assistant manager to learn how to make swirls on top of cappucino.
~same, except its a female mgr...

~ every day, the guy in the suit flirts with the cute gal that sells him his coffee. One day she asks why. He replies that she's hot. She says "come back around 2...it's quiet then... we usually just straighten the storage room... "

~ the classic hot barista writes her phone # on the guy's cup
~ same except its a gal's cup...

 

[Great_Brit]

.. barista writes her phone # on the guy's cup ...

That's a big cup - phone numbers are at least six digits and if it is a mobile (cell) then it is ten digits.

 

[PerilEyes]

I suppose the art of writing in small lettering isn't with you?

 

[Carnevil9]

How about she writes one word on his cup each day. The first day, Sunday, it says "I." He asks her what's that all about, and she winks and says he'll just have to wait for the rest of the sentence.

On Monday, the word on the cup is "want." And on Tuesday, it is "to."

He is starting to get excited now, and looking forward to each day more and more. The word for Wednesday is "give."

Thursday, he's starting to fixate. The word on his cup is "you."

By Friday, he's so excited, he can barely stand it. He's waiting at the coffee shop when it opens. The word on his cup is "a."

By Saturday, he's nearly out of his wits. He gets all showered and shaved, dresses in his best suit, makes sure his room is neat. He's looking forward to an incredible experience. He arrives at the coffee shop, orders his coffee, and looks down at the word she wrote on the cup. The word is.....

Well, you guys can take it from there.........Carney