THe Bada Bing Club aka the Villians Lounge

[Phoenix]

For great and powerful hero there has to be a great and powerful villian.  For every Batman there is a Joker, for every X-Man there is a Magneto, for every Superskidmark  err Superman there is a Lex Luthor ( even though to me that is the only cool Superman villian), for every Luke Skywalker there has got to be a Darth Vader for every Mario there has to be a King Koopa and for every Bart Simpson there has gotta be a Seymore Skinner. A while ago, in the original Superhero thread me and Asya hinted  as the back room to the "Bada Bing Club" from the Sapranos

This thread is basically the Villian Hangout.  We all know that heros have day jobs when they are not out heroing and stuff but what they hell do villians do when they get out of jail.  So this is the villian hangout.  Any bad guys can be used.  Darth Maul, Senators, ChrisConception, Dr. Impotence,  Apocolypse, Bane, Catwoman, Mystique, Venom, Jenifer Love Hewitt ( Her chest is way too big to be a good girl) and even Elmo (anyone that happy has to have evil intentions) is invited.

 

[Angelus]

I know of a villian I would love to be: Sabretooth, he is a cool villian, I love the way that he just barges in and destroys just about everything.....I can't remember if he is a hero now but if he is, can you make it so that he is still a villian.

 

[Isolde]

I vote for Catwoman...love the attitude.

 

[Celestiale]

*cries*

Well...since my favorite villianess has been claimed, I would love to take on the role of Harley Quinn...PUDDIN'!

Anyone wanna be my Mr. J? *giggles and winks*

http://www.geocities.com/ladycelestiale/harley1.jpg

[Edited by Celestiale on 01-01-2001 at 02:00 AM]

 

[RoseThorn]

*cheers*

Hey! Dibbs on Shadowess...(who thinks it would be cool if someone DID try to play her char...)

 

[Renegade]

OOC: I guess that means it's time for me to dust off the ultimate (as Phoenix would say)'Man Whore': Renegade! Yeah I know my Renegade character is a hero, but I have a plan to work him into this situation. Also, let's not forget that the last time we saw him he still had the ancient evil known as Kronos inside of him. This should be a very interesting thread.

 

[Kepic]

The Joker

Harley Quinn? My favourite Batman cartoon character! Such a wicked sense of humour - the Joker just doesn't know how lucky he is! I'll start off with an intro, if you don't mind, to...


"Hahahahahaha!, I just love this film!" I laughed out, clasping the armrests of the large purple chair I lounged in, "You just don't get comedy like this nowadays!"

Cold stares in my direction cut off my laughter. "You lot are a bunch of killjoys" I moaned out, "don't you think Rambo is just a hoot?"

I sighed, picking up the cocktail glass besides me, sipping at the luminous green drink, as I turned my attention back to the rented video - well, I had rented it. That the video store I had got it from had suffered an arson attack just afterwards...

Pffhhhhht!

I spurted out a mouthful of my drink at the next scene, laughing aloud again. "That's gotta hurt! Hehehehehehe!"

There was a sizzling sound on the floor before me. I grinned inwardly. Not only did it taste great, you never had to worry about carpet stains either - once it had finished eating it away. Harley had outdone herself with this little concoction

 

[Isolde]

Catwoman

I walk in the lounge and look around. I was not a happy kitty. I had been in a bout with the Bat and I had lost three claws and maybe another of my nine lives. Oh, but I couldnt resist a man in a form fitting suit.

Glancing over at The Joker and his 'entertainment' I roll my eyes and head towards the bar. "Milk," I said,"and make sure it has claws." The bartender knew what I ment and hurried off to get my order.

Leaning back and waiting for my drink, I take a look around the room, wanting to see whos here.

 

[Phoenix]

WOAH

WOOOHOO boy am I suprised so many people showed up. Oh well here is my character that Asya made up since Justice League. Welcome Gary Coleman's boss and the artist formerly known as Cell, BIGGS.

BIGGS

Real Name: Louis Cypher

Height/ Weight: 6-3/240 lbs

Appearance: An extremely good looking man who VERY cut with a black goatee.

Hair/ Eyes: Long and black/ Red

Powers: Well he is an alpha level telepath who possess energy along the level of Nate Grey or higher also possess amazing fighting ability. He also draws energy from his victims when they die.

Attire: Black leather sleeveless outfit. He also where leather black boots and often wears a long dark trench coat, black leather gloves and dark sunglasses. However when no raising hell he can be found in a black or red Armani suit

Personal history : Althought he is a pretty package, he is purely evil. He has a tremendous finacial resources. He has defeated many of the world greatest fighters and most powerful mutants all to add to his powerbase. Making his among the powerful beings alive. He is alos leader of the Illuminati Club a extremely wealthy high class group of individuals that take care of the world's wants and needs which makes the law sort of bend the rules for him.


BTW y'all Asya said she will post her character later tonight

 

[Angelus]

Sabretooth

I walked straight up to the bar and sat down at it, "Hey bartender, get me a whiskey and be quick about it."

I looked over at Catwoman who looked at me as if she wanted to stratch me but I just smiled at her then paid for my whiskey, grabbed it and walked over to a corner booth, sitting down in the dark sipping my drink.

 

[Phoenix]

BIGGS

As me and my entourage walked inside the Bada Bing Club the waiter showed us to our seats and ordered the steamed lobster and shrimp. Watching all the evil in this room I began to smile as I began lightly telepathically scanning everyone and waited for my uh dinner guest to show up.

 

[RoseThorn]

Rose

I walked into the bar in my tee and jeans. A few nods were sent my way. I gave them a moment's attention and nodded in return.

I settled on a bar stool, glancing to the bartender.

"Usual, Merv," I muttered.

"Long time, kid," Mervin said handing me my white Russian.

"Yeah..." I murmured. One of the curses of growing up with villians for parents was that most of those in the circles you were forced into saw you as "So an So's kid". It had taken years to make her own name.

"So..." I raised an eyebrow at the grey spandex guy coming towards me.

"The Shadowess has lowered her lofty standards to slum with us, the villians."

"New?" I asked looking him up and down. I was answered when Vlad (See also: Vampyre the Bloody), sat beside me.

"All of two weeks with Vulture Woman," Vlad grinned at me, his fangs flashing.

"Name?"

"I am Belly Button Lint Boy!" He made a flourish, like he was gonna take off.

"Can you fly?" I asked, downing my drink and motioning for another.

"No! I can become a lump of lint and attach myself to people!"

"Stop doing the hand gestures if you can't fly. Only rookies do that." Lint Boy was obviously deflated and dissappointed that no one came to his defence. He pouted and turned back to his seat.

"So, Hero thing go bust?" Vlad smirked as I finished my second drink and a third was brought up.

"Sorta..."

"I heard Renegade almost turned you in on some charge..."

"Yeah..." I felt my heart being crushed in sharp hands.

"You should have listened to us..." his hand touched mine for a moment.

"Maybe..." I muttered as downed another drink.

 

[Ask For More]

OOC: I would love to be the guy that Jet Li played in Lethal Weapon 4 but can't remember his name! Or Castor Troy from the movie Face Off...are these guys allowed?

 

[Phoenix]

Sure any bad guy no matter what genre is allowed. and by the way I can't remember Jet Li's name but I loved Castor Troy in Face Off

 

[Phoenix]

Introducing

Well how is this for a come back. J told me he was starting a new thread and since I left him high and dry on the other one, I figured why the hell not. Did y'all miss me.

Switch
Real Name: Midjah St. Croix
Eyes: Usually light brown but they tend to change depending on her mood
Hair: Long black hair with a white streak which is often in a single braid
Age: 27
Nationality: half Puerto Rican half
Hieght/Weight: 5-9/ 120lbs
Build: very very curavcious with a rather large chest.
Powers: A shape shifter who can adopt the abilities of whoever's identity she assumes
Personality: Funny yet flirtacious
Attire: A black leather halter crop top. Tight black leather pants with white high heeled boots and white gloves.
Occupation: Celebrity and VIP Impersonator/ Stripper and various other "jobs" identities so it is like she has lived dozens of lives instead of one
__________________

 

[Angelus]

As Sabretooth sat there he went over his latest battle with Wolverine, it had been a close battle until his little pals had come in.

When he thought of how he had fallen from the cliff and landed onto the ground twenty feet below and they had left him for dead he ripped into the chair that he was sitting on with his claws.

 

[Isolde]

Catwoman sipped her drink and watched Sabretooth throw his tantrum and laughed.

"Watch it," She said silkily,"You are going to give kitties a bad name."

Laughing at him again, she turned back and ordered another drink from the bartender before allowing her gaze to examine the others in the room.

 

[Ask For More]

OOC: Jet Li's character is called Wah Sing Ku...but you can call me Sing!


Sing strolled into the club looking around at the patronage, in his mind assessing the potential dangers that may arise. Since he was alone he decided to take a seat at the bar. Seeing a free bar stool knocked over during Sabretooth's excesses, he flicked it up with his foot and steadied it before taking a seat and ordering a bud. "Jesus", he muttered to himself, "can't anybody have a quiet drink these days without some idiot trashing the place?"

 

[Kepic]

The Joker

OOC: I assume the Bada Bing Club has certain rules for 'appropiate' behaviour? Like no stealing, cheating, or fighting with the other villains - or at least not getting caught stealing or cheating, and verbal arguments might get heated, but should go no further than that ('take it outside, gentlemen/ladies... and several blocks away...')

IC:
"What self-respecting villain would let one man tear through his army like that?" I said, as the television exploded mysteriously. Of course, the boxing glove that was sticking into the shattered screen might be a clue. I got up, and retrieved the video, carefully putting it back in its box, and walked over to the bar.

"Another green jester" I said to the barman, who proceeded to mix my ordered drink with tongs at over arms length. I added "and don't forget the olive."

I looked to my left and saw Catwoman sipping her usual, with extra cream. "Tired of the milk at Arkham, pussycat?" I grinned at her. Batman had caught up again with her recently, but she had obviously quickly escaped the asylum which he kept trying to lock criminal geniuses like me up in. Though, she had sided with that interfering masked freak on several occasions in the past.

Picking up my drink, I plucked out the olive and flicked it across the room where it landed in the heap with the others at one corner of the room.

"Oh, Mister Joker sir, I got this message for you today" said Merv, slipping me an envelope. I picked it up. It had been addressed to a Mr.J.Oakman, at a post office box - one of my aliases.

"May I?" I said, taking one of Catwomans hands and quickly opening the envelope on one of her claws before she could protest. "Thanks kitten" I jibed, pulling the letter out and quickly perusing it, before crumpling it up and dropping it into the wastepaper basket behind the bar. A few moments later, the wastepaper basket set itself alight - one of the many security measures the Club took to protect its patrons.

 

[Isolde]

"Think nothing of it," Catwoman purred,"They are handy arent they. Useful in opening all sorts of things."

With one swipe of her hand that Joker had just used on the envelope, the back of his purple jacket was split down the middle and he now had two halves hanging from his body.

"Let that be a warning to you, Clown," She hissed, daggers in her eyes,"The next time you touch me it wont be the jacket I aim for."

 

[Ask For More]

OOC: wrote in third person before....switching to first....

I've started to come to this club pretty recently. Since my brother was killed i've been wandering aimlessly trying to come to terms with it. Not your average guy talk is it? I used to be such a cruel man but now sometimes even i can feel the pain burning inside me. I guess that's why i've been travelling, meandering from town to town, taking in the world around me. Something's missing now, a sense of purpose. I mean, i'm still doing my job(if you call it that), helping my fellows to extend our enterprises, sometimes doing good things too, but i never stick around for long, because i just don't feel like settling down.

The club appeals to me partly because there is a possibilty of meeting someone more dangerous than me; this kind of feeling makes me strive to improve, because at the end of the day we all want to be the best don't we? So when i walk in and see a freaky pale guy with a big grin, and a lady in the full leather gear i feel right at home! I put on the obligatory bad tempered face and stroll up the bar, the barmans name is Merv and he's gotta be the most smug barman in town; with a clientele like this no one is ever gonna say a bad word about him. I order my usual and soak up the atmosphere waiting for something to happen.

 

[Celestiale]

Harley Quinn

A look of displeasure envelops my face as I spy from afar the reprehensible act that Cat Woman has just performed upon MY Mistah J's jacket.

"Hey alley cat! You keep your paws off MY Puddin', ya hear me?!" I yell.

Tumbling across the room, I topple delicately into Mistah J's lap, sliding his shorn coat from his shoulders and quickly replacing it with a fresh new one.

"There now, allll better, right Puddin'?" I smile, toying with a lock of his hair. "Want me to put the Cat out tonight boss?"

With a pert grin, I turn and stick my tongue out at the Cat.

 

[Angelus]

Sabretooth sat back and began laughing, unable to hold it in because of the humor of the situation before him.

He watched as Harley and couldn't wait to see Catwoman's reaction. He sat back and sipped at his whiskey, hopefully it would be a good reaction because if it wasn't then he would be sorely disappointed.

 

[Isolde]

Catwoman turned her head slightly away from Harley just before her hand whipped out and she caught her tongue between the claws of her thumb and forefinger.

Dragging Harley off of the Joker's lap by the hold on her tongue she pulls her over to look right into her face.
"Whats the matter, Little Girl," She says, smiling smugly,"Cat got your tongue."

Letting go, Catwoman pushes her slightly with one hand-just enough to make her tumble to the floor.

"And dont worry, Sweetie," She says as she turns her back to her,"I wouldnt touch the Crown Prince of Failure with a ten foot pole if I didnt have to."

With that she motions to the bartender to refresh her drink.

 

[Angelus]

Sabretooth looked at Catwoman and then at Harley laying on the floor, although he felt sorry for Harley it was the reaction that he expected. He then sat back, his head in the shadows- a large smile on his face.