The Bachelor

arkansasromeo

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Stay tuned til next week for another romantic episode of the Bachelor.......Wayne flipped off the remote and shook his head. "Yeah, if it was really that easy to pick the woman of your dreams in real life. Wouln't that be great.....oh well, so much for reality TV!.

Wayne Johnson (aka arkansasromeo) was 41, recently divorced executive, 2 beautiful daughters. For 15 years he was the devoted husband and father. That is why it literally broke his heart to watch his wife succumb to substance abuse over the last few years of their marriage. Before that she was such a vibrant, sexy woman, full of life. He didn't blame her anymore because he knew now how much of an illness she had. He had loved her so much but she was now only a shell of her former self. It made him sad to even see her now...for some reason he could only remember the good times. Yet the reality of her illness continued to hit him in the face over and over when he would see her.

For 18 mos he dabbled in dating to get his mind off her. The more he dated though the more he felt sorry for himself instead. His salvation was his children and his committment to finding balance in his life. It was only recently that he began to become less vulnerable and regain his confidence. It certainly helped that now when he went to the fitness center women were flirting and smiling at him more and more. His new "hardbody" physique made even the young women blush.....;)

Dating was an adventure. He had dated younger women, older women, single women, divorced women, tall women, short women, professional women, homemakers, etc. So far, however it seemed that something was just way wrong. Everyone was nice but no one had all the ingredients. Wayne had spent a lot of time the last 18 mos trying to find himself.....spiritually, physically, and mentally. Going to the gym, yoga, reading, attending church, and taking a renewed optimism at work and in the community.

Early on Wayne had admittedly even been very confused about sex and the single life....."fucking" nearly every woman he went out with....or vice versa (sometimes he was the one being seduced and "fucked")! After awhile he realized he was going about this all wrong and eventually decided that as MUCH as he loved sex he was now going to practice abstinence in his future relationships (or at least try!). He wanted to find a woman first who really meant something to him.....the sex could wait.....until they both KNEW it was right. Of course an exception could always be made if both people were ONLY wanting sex.....:p.....although how often is that REALLY true?

To keep himself from going "over the edge" Wayne would watch porn videos or surf the web for sex stimulation. Most recently he became somewhat addicted to a site called Literotica.com. Here you could explore whatever erotic or romantic fantasies you could have. He even posted pictures in his own amateur pics thread.....and had a great time doing it.....;) It was here that he decided that perhaps he could even fantasize about finding his new life partner.....his goddess....his lover.....his best friend.....his soulmate. Why couldn't HE be the Bachelor and have perhaps 10 or so willing women who shared his dream to play along. It could be totally for fun or maybe even go further than that. Each one might have their own motive....****, adventure, sex, romance, or wahtever. It would be his task to decide their motive and to decide who to eliminate. His own "reality show" on Literotica. Perhaps this thread could take off or perhaps women here will think it is silly. Hell if they can do it on TV, why not here right.....lol!

Wayne knew this could all just be a fantasy but then again he also had the means to make it a reality if the feelings were mutual. The winner would definitely be taken out on for an unforgettable weekend......after that who knows.....:rose:


Wayne pressed the submit button.....eagerly hoping and fantasizing that a bevy of wonderful, beautiful, erotic women would PM him with the following information:

Age, Height, weight, hair, eye color, measurements, education, race, profession, etc....and of course anything else you feel compelled to share....:heart:


For the record....I'm 5'11, 170 lbs, brown hair (shaved)) goattee. 31 inch waist, bodybuilder physiqe, white, executive, masters degree. Please see my thread for pics.....and thanks in advance for playing....if u so choose.....:rose:
 
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Bachlorette #1

So, there I am, surfing the Lit boards and this is what I see. So I figure, what harm could there be in answering and seeing what happens. So, I sit down again, get comfortable in my chair and start typing.

I'm 29 years old. Divorced with two beautiful children; a daughter who is 10 and a son who is 2. I live in Texas, where, today, it is raining ice. Go figure. I'm 5'2 with blue eyes, light brown, shoulder length hair. I work at one of the largest theatres here in town and also go to school part time. I'm caucasion with Irish/Scottish/English bloodlines going all the way back to very interesting people.

So, I read what I've written and decide that, for now, it works. I'll attach a collage of pictures and guess we will see what happens next....
 
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bacholerette #2

Age 32 (3-17-69 is the birthdate of my idol, model Patricia Ford who made a FORTUNE posing nude which I really admire about her, plus she'still VERY hot at almost 34, hence my using the name patford31769).
Height 5'6"
Weight: none of your gd business!
Vital statistics: 38-24-35
Hair: black
eyes: brown
education: BA
IQ: 163
Profession: exotic dancer
Specialty: snake dance (upside-down stripping at the top of a 10-foot brass pole, then slithering naked down the pole, upside down, like a snake; see photo)
Location: Hawaii
Never married, bisexual
One daughter, age 7

My photo:

http://www.geocities.com/patford31769/patty_snakedance.jpg

Why I'd be good for you: I don't do drugs, don't drink, am a great mom, and I just LOVE sex, with anyone, anytime, anywhere (if she or he is cute enough and is nice to me). I bench-press 400 pounds with my legs, so just imagine those strong legs wrapped tightly around YOU! I love 3-somes: two guys/1 girl or two girls/1 guy, I like either one. I make a 6-figure income from my dancing. And I live in a Hawaiian tropical paradise! So what's NOT to like about me?

Aloha from Patty
 
Bachlorette #1

You are most welcome, Romeo.

*smiles* I will tell you a little more about me. I live in the Lone Star State where the weather is great and the people are greater. My children are the light of my life. Those who know me best would say I am a caregiver... sincere... willing to do anything to make those around me feel happy and loved.

The rose makes me smile... I'll wait until you have other questions or want to know more...

So, I hit the submit button and again wait my turn...
 
Hey, arkansasromeo, where'd you go? You've got TWO bachelorettes waiting to hear back from you now!

Aloha from Patty in Hawaii
 
Hi Patty....thanks so much for your entry.....:rose: You gave a pretty impressive resume....lol


I'll be posting everyone with how we will play the game soon.....I'm making a list of questions and things that I would like to know before I can choose the "woman of my dreams".

I have some PMs to answer as well. This could be great fun!.....:p
 
A flower? For MOIS? Oh, you ARE a Romeo, sir!

When do we get to start to play?

Aloha from Patty
 
patford31769 said:
A flower? For MOIS? Oh, you ARE a Romeo, sir!

When do we get to start to play?

Aloha from Patty


A flower is only the beginning....:heart:

Well I'm still waiting on some more Bachelorettes before we can start. It may take a little while as I just started this thread yesterday. I would like to have at least 10 or 12 ladies if possible to play. If you know any potential single women who might also be interested in true romance then please invite them to my thread....

Thanks again to both you and Texas Angel for getting things started.....:)
 
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"A flower is only the beginning."

What, you have a nice big present for MOIS, too, besides the flowers? Where are you HIDING my present? (Unbuckles arkansasromeo's belt). Could you be hiding it, umm, oh, I dunno, maybe like in HERE? (Jams had down front of A.R.'s pants).

Oooh, is THIS my present? Is ALL of this for ME? Such a BIG present you got me! Now, what EVER am I going to do with all of THAT? (grins) Oh well, I'm sure I'll think of SOMETHING!

"So, A.R.," I ask, not realeasing my greedy little hands from around the VERY nice present you got me, "What questions do you have for me as a bachelorette? What are you DYING to find out about me? Let's start to, umm, get to know each other a LOT better now!" (I give my present a gentle squeeze with my fingers).
 
Hey that's no fair Patty.....Here I am trying to be patient and give all the other ladies a chance to play and you're already putting your hands down my pants......;)

Of course, since I haven't established the rules yet it wouldn't be proper to disqualify you.....plus I'd be crazy to kick you out after that!.....:D



BTW, I WILL put a deadline on this eventually. I was thinking I would see how the weekend goes. I also haven't had time to advertise it in other threads which might be worthwhile.

kisses and licks......





patford31769 said:
"A flower is only the beginning."

What, you have a nice big present for MOIS, too, besides the flowers? Where are you HIDING my present? (Unbuckles arkansasromeo's belt). Could you be hiding it, umm, oh, I dunno, maybe like in HERE? (Jams had down front of A.R.'s pants).

Oooh, is THIS my present? Is ALL of this for ME? Such a BIG present you got me! Now, what EVER am I going to do with all of THAT? (grins) Oh well, I'm sure I'll think of SOMETHING!

"So, A.R.," I ask, not realeasing my greedy little hands from around the VERY nice present you got me, "What questions do you have for me as a bachelorette? What are you DYING to find out about me? Let's start to, umm, get to know each other a LOT better now!" (I give my present a gentle squeeze with my fingers).
:D
 
Sorry, Romeo, but it's hard to be patient when you're horny, isn't it? Besides, I LIKE unwrapping presnts, especially ones that look so NICE! You started it, promising me more than just flowers!

Just consider my jumping the gun on you as a free sample of what will develop later, once we REALLY get this game rolling.

I can hardly wait for the other bachelorettes to join us. I want to play with THEM, too! I hope I didn't scare off TexasAngel28 with my forwardness, I think we BOTH could have a lot of fun playing with HER!

I'll check back Monday and hopefully things will have started by then.

By the way, now that I have over 100 posts, I was FINALLY able to put up this picture of me doing my famous "Snake Dance" (slithering down a pole, upside-down and naked).

Aloha from Patty
 
Congratulations on 100 posts Patty......killer av picture.....perhaps if you're the lucky winner I'll let you dance on MY snake......:D

Texas Angel......maybe you don't do a snake dance but I'm betting you have other skills?......;)
 
Now see, there you go AGAIN! First you tell me you have a gift for me, and then when I reach into your pants to get it and unwrap it and gush about how nice and big and beautiful it is, you scold me for unwrapping it too early. Now you tell me to be patient about starting this Bachelor game, and then promise me a dance on YOUR snake! Stop TEASSING me like this! I'm only human, for crissakes, what's a poor horny little nympho slut like me to DO, when you invite me to dance on your snake but tell me I have to WAIT before you'll let me!

Damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead, I say! Let me dance on your snake TONIGHT and make those OTHER bachelorettes wait!

Aloha from Patty
 
patford31769 said:
Now see, there you go AGAIN! First you tell me you have a gift for me, and then when I reach into your pants to get it and unwrap it and gush about how nice and big and beautiful it is, you scold me for unwrapping it too early. Now you tell me to be patient about starting this Bachelor game, and then promise me a dance on YOUR snake! Stop TEASSING me like this! I'm only human, for crissakes, what's a poor horny little nympho slut like me to DO, when you invite me to dance on your snake but tell me I have to WAIT before you'll let me!

Damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead, I say! Let me dance on your snake TONIGHT and make those OTHER bachelorettes wait!

Aloha from Patty


Damn girl you are really something.....definitely forward as you put it (which is a plus I might add). I'm afraid all my other Bachelorettes may have their hands full competing with you....;)

Where are all the other contenders. Please be brave and join in....the game hasn't even started yet!!
 
Well, of COURSE the other bachelorettes are facing tough competition. I aim to WIN, since the prize is YOU! And don't forget, I've already SEEN, or rather FELT, what a nice prize you really are!

Where ARE these other floozies, umm I mean bachelorettes, anyway? How long must I WAIT?

OK, I promise to be a good girl until Monday, when you expect the others to show up. But then WATCH OUT! You ain't even SEEN forward yet!

Aloha from Patty
 
Gee, what is WRONG with all you bachelorettes, making Romeo bump this thread for lack of response? I mean, just LOOK at arkansaromeo's picture (drool, drool!). Why am I the only bachelorette eager to play? Of course, I don't mind winning a prize like him by default, but a little competition might have been fun!

Aloha from Patty
 
patford31769 said:
Gee, what is WRONG with all you bachelorettes, making Romeo bump this thread for lack of response? I mean, just LOOK at arkansaromeo's picture (drool, drool!). Why am I the only bachelorette eager to play? Of course, I don't mind winning a prize like him by default, but a little competition might have been fun!

Aloha from Patty


Oh well I guess it was a dumb idea:rolleyes:

I suppose I'll have to find my bachelorette the "old fashioned" way.....as he seductively licks his eyebrows....:p
 
"seductively licks his EYEBROWS!"?

God, you sure do know your way into a horny little nympho slut's heart. Come HERE, sweetness, and put that LONG tongue to REALLY good use now! It's pretty obvious nobody else is looking, anyway! That's right, right there between my thighs. Aaaahhhhh! That's so NNNNIIICCCE!

Mmmmm, where have you BEEN all my life? Are you REALLY that far away from Hawaii, all the way over in Arkansas? What a SHAME!

I don't understand why a man who can lick his own eyebrows has trouble finding bachelorettes! (laughs)

Aloha from Patty
 
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patford31769 said:
"seductively licks his EYEBROWS!"?

God, you sure do know your way into a horny little nympho slut's heart.

Mmmmm, where have you BEEN all my life? Are you REALLY that far away from Hawaii, all the way over in Arkansas? What a SHAME!



Horny little nympho slut......hmmmmm...... I've always wanted me one of those.....:D

You know Patty, I've never been to Hawaii. I know it's very pretty there but that's a awful long way to travel. It would have to be one helluva "snake dance".....;)
 
Bachelorette #3

Well, I have gotten a 3rd request to be a Bachelorette. She PMd me.....said she was too shy to post here. So I guess you could say she is pretty much the opposite of you Patty.....lol

I'm going to go advertise this a little more on some other threads....who knows we might still have a game after all!....:D
 
Bachelorette #4 ... &5

you should have known I couldn't resist romeo ...

maybe a bit more assertive when it comes to sex than the others (since I am a Domme & all), but I'm sure that you'd get used to me being in charge (and of course, my gf ... she's #5).
vitals - I'm 5'8" bbw, long blond hair goes almost to my ass, & blue eyes ... My gf is 5'6" bbw, shoulder length red hair & hazel eyes ... and we know how to use what we've got ;) :D

We spend most of our time currently studying, but with graduation coming up, we will have lots of free time for ... whatever cums up ... ;)
 
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