The Award for the Most Obnoxious, Pompous and Unfunny Sig Line

[Dixon Carter Lee]

And the winner is...Lancaster:

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And, yes, you have to read it every time he posts. Every. Fucking. Time.

 

[cybergirly]

I've tried to read it, but my eyes just refuse to do it.

 

[Pyper]

Hooray! Although I was voting for that Scheister fella or whatever his name is.

Do I win for most obscure reference in a sig?

 

[HeavyStick]

nice waste of bandwidth

 

[Guest]

 

[alexandraaah]

I kinda liked it.

 

[brisbon]

I tried getting through It .... only made It half way before I hyperventilated.

 

[alexandraaah]

nice waste of bandwidth

What, you mean like all these threads here?

It's just words, people.

 

[Guest]

Do we get to vote? Where's the poll?

 

[HeavyStick]

What, you mean like all these threads here?

It's just words, people.

it's the overall size of it, it is a decent read. but it is longer than most of his posts

 

[alexandraaah]

it's the overall size of it, it is a decent read. but it is longer than most of his posts

That's possible, I really don't know.

Your sigline isn't winning any prizes for brevity either, though.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I tried getting through It .... only made It half way before I hyperventilated.

I know. It's like an Umberto Eco book. You start it six or seven times before you're actually able to make it all the way through. I don't think I've ever seen a harder paragraph to not give a shit about. It's astounding.

 

[Guest]

Shit,

I thought it was part of DCL's post!

 

[MissTaken]

I have never read it, even thought I post with him often.



Words is Words.

Tude is Tude.

None of it matters


Till you get me in the nude!



(I don't know where that shallow thought came from, but it is my gift to lit tonight )

 

[Sillyman]

That's possible, I really don't know.

Your sigline isn't winning any prizes for brevity either, though.

I'll second that.

 

[Rubyfruit]

(I don't know where that shallow thought came from, but it is my gift to lit tonight )

Thanks, I liked it.

Don't mind Lance's sig either.

 

[cybergirly]

I thought I just needed glasses.

I really think it's the differences between bold and regular print.

 

[red_rose]

I kinda liked it.

Me, too.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Shit,

I thought it was part of DCL's post!

That's the most Goddamned insulting thing anyone's said to me since the day Emo Phillips farted during my act and said, "You can use that."

 

[TN_Vixen]

and here I thought after alllll these months that DCL had not only tried to keep from folding from the AV pressure, but come to find out, he'd doubly betrayed all us long-timers into believing that he didn't even succumb to the sig lines.

*sob*

I'm so disillusioned.

He's such a fake.

 

[Shelby Lynn]

I have never read it, even thought I post with him often.



Words is Words.

Tude is Tude.

None of it matters


Till you get me in the nude!



(I don't know where that shallow thought came from, but it is my gift to lit tonight )

Touche' pussycat!!!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

and here I thought after alllll these months that DCL had not only tried to keep from folding from the AV pressure, but come to find out, he'd doubly betrayed all us long-timers into believing that he didn't even succumb to the sig lines.

*sob*

I'm so disillusioned.

He's such a fake.

Dopey. It's not my sig line. It's Lance's.

*sigh*

Later I'll explain why Who's on First.

 

[lilrosie lips]

I know. It's like an Umberto Eco book. You start it six or seven times before you're actually able to make it all the way through. I don't think I've ever seen a harder paragraph to not give a shit about. It's astounding.

Gee you must have a very high tedium tolerance. I started Focaults Pendulum twice. Figured life is too short for that kind of torture.

 

[Guest]

That's the most Goddamned insulting thing anyone's said to me since the day Emo Phillips farted during my act and said, "You can use that."

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ROTFLMAO!

So, DCL, did I beat out the fart to become THE MOST?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Gee you must have a very high tedium tolerance. I started Focaults Pendulum twice. Figured life is too short for that kind of torture.

LOL After two starts I finally finished Focault's Pendulum. I've read it three times since. It's now my favorite book. Maybe one day Lancaster's opus will be my fvorite sig line.

Nah. It still bites big on the weeny-meter.