The Auto Race

[Hypoxia]

It's the mid-30s in Austria. Or the mid-50's in California. Two couples squirt through the sere countryside in elite sports cars. They meet at a roadside biergarten admiring each other's cars and spouses. A challenge is made: race to the next town. Don't race for pink slips, car ownership; the winner takes the other's spouse. For the night, or longer. In a threesome. Who wins?

 

[Carnevil9]

Ah, auto-erotica!

Why am I picturing Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis with Natalie Wood as the prize?

 

[Sean Renaud]

Cus yer old. It's obviously Tyrese and Karl Urban over Olivia Wilde.

Otherwise I think this is brilliant in the how the fuck have I never seen this before? It ranks right up there with the Ninja Turtles being friends with the brand knew group the Kickinhawks. Get it, it's sounds like . . .I hate you all.

 

[NorCalCumCannon]

It's the mid-30s in Austria. Or the mid-50's in California. Two couples squirt through the sere countryside in elite sports cars. They meet at a roadside biergarten admiring each other's cars and spouses. A challenge is made: race to the next town. Don't race for pink slips, car ownership; the winner takes the other's spouse. For the night, or longer. In a threesome. Who wins?

1955 Alfa Romeo Giulietta Spider and 1957 MGA roadster... one blonde with a perky beach body and one brunette with a big ass ?

 

[GforGraham]

Why would you be racing cars in cold weather? And too cold to be a squirt story.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Okay you win I snorted.

 

[Hypoxia]

I envisaged an encounter of the Nordics (in a Merc) vs the Italians (in an Alfa) sipping fresh 1937 liebfraumilch in a gasthaus on one side of an Alpine pass. Or two Hollywood couples in a '57 T-Bird and 'Vette sucking martinis at June Lake near the southern Sierra national parks. The ladies are stylish; each wants the other driver to win. The men are curs, driven by low desires. No good guys here. The winner gets both women, who get each other. The loser buys a couple of hookers and carries on. What happens next?