The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[YoursSINSerely]

and all your fans fight to be the one who catches it.

I put in a winner's "cup" for the man who gets it...

and, he raises it high above his head in celebration and anticipation of reaching a goal.

I put in a hockey puck.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, he raises it high above his head in celebration and anticipation of reaching a goal.

I put in a hockey puck.

and he scores in the five-hole.

I put in a protective cup...

 

[Handley_Page]

and he scores in the five-hole.

I put in a protective cup...

which she calmly and gently removes for him.


I put in a loving cup

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and the cup runneth over.

I put in a spark in the night...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the cup runneth over.

I put in a spark in the night...

and you get combined Fourth of July and Guy Faulkes Day fireworks.

I put in a medley of Rule Brittania and The Stars and Stripes Forever...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get combined Fourth of July and Guy Faulkes Day fireworks.

I put in a medley of Rule Britannia and The Stars and Stripes Forever...

as Captain America & Madam Britannia get their collective act together.

I put in Mme de France

 

[Tio_Narratore]

as Captain America & Madam Britannia get their collective act together.

I put in Mme de France

et Marianne chante Le Marseillais nue.

Je depot tous mes vetements...

 

[Handley_Page]

et Marianne chante Le Marseillais nue.

Je depot tous mes vetements...

and they fall like snow. . . .

I put in a packet of Passion

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and out comes a handful of hope.

I put in the scent of evergreen...

 

[Austin8]

and out comes a handful of hope.

I put in the scent of evergreen...

and you get a visit from a little wood nymph

I put in a Yakima bike rack

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a visit from a little wood nymph

I put in a Yakima bike rack

and the wood nymph vanishes in a puff of vapour.


I put in an bird's egg

 

[Austin8]

and the wood nymph vanishes in a puff of vapour.


I put in an bird's egg

a blue speckled one?

How are you Hp...

I put in a bag o tricks

 

[YoursSINSerely]

a blue speckled one?

How are you Hp...

I put in a bag o tricks

and, you get the one with three rings in it all linked together.

I put in the whole cicus.

Sorry, this was supposed to say circus. Time for new glasses.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and the crowd sings "Both Sides Now".

I put in a feather canyons...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the crowd sings "Both Sides Now".

I put in a feather canyons...

and, according to the internet and my birth certificate, I don't qualify.

I put in a trip to the nursery.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

*FOTFLMAO* after just doing my own internet research (as that was supposed to say feathered, not feather). The babies and the plants greet you.

I put in a giggle...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

*FOTFLMAO* after just doing my own internet research (as that was supposed to say feathered, not feather). The babies and the plants greet you.

I put in a giggle...

and the waves undulate through your luscious flesh.

I put in a wide-eyed stare...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and you are rewarded with a wonder.

I put in holly and ivy...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and I am rewarded with a wonder.

I put in holly and ivy...

and only one wears the crown in the bleak Midwinter...

I put in a sprig of mistletoe...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and the oak king welcomes his lady's clinging embrace.

I put in a knock on wood...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the oak king welcomes his lady's clinging embrace.

I put in a knock on wood...

and the dryadic tone attracts a herd of satyrs.

I put in a sylvan bacchanal...

 

[Dianthus]

and the dryadic tone attracts a herd of satyrs.

I put in a sylvan bacchanal...

and get back a Glade air freshener

I put in several pairs of unmatched socks

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and get back a Glade air freshener

I put in several pairs of unmatched socks

and get a poem in irregular iambs.

I put in a sextet in blank verse...

 

[Dianthus]

and get a poem in irregular iambs.

I put in a sextet in blank verse...

and get a microfiber blanket

I put in vhs tapes of Disney movies

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and I'm glad the VCR still works

I put in an itchy sweater...