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Its only Tuesday and aunt gabby’s already got garbage for me to throw out. Her philosophy is that if you’re going to pee in our pool you better expect that someone is going to pee in yours! The QUEEN was invited to solve this quietly with a few words to the offending parties but so far she’s chosen not to.
If you’re new to this thread and can see this post let me just explain: three AHers, the dumb texan, misshick and miss elfin odious have seen fit to repeatedly post the following (and other similar garbage) on various of the ScouriesWorld threads. We will return the favor as long as they continue their silly actions.
If you’re new to this thread and can see this post let me just explain: three AHers, the dumb texan, misshick and miss elfin odious have seen fit to repeatedly post the following (and other similar garbage) on various of the ScouriesWorld threads. We will return the favor as long as they continue their silly actions.
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And as I've said, scrubbies, as long as you continue to pollute the AH, a forum you've made clear you hate, I'll continue to pollute your threads.
Do you think you can continually puke up your nonsense day after day in the AH without any retaliation?
If you hate it here so much, then STOP POSTING ON THE AH. It's a simple concept, one your pea-brain can't obviously grasp. Of course, your enormous ego won't allow you to stop posting here on the off chance the anyone who doesn't have you on ignore actually takes what you say seriously.
Do you think you can continually puke up your nonsense day after day in the AH without any retaliation?
If you hate it here so much, then STOP POSTING ON THE AH. It's a simple concept, one your pea-brain can't obviously grasp. Of course, your enormous ego won't allow you to stop posting here on the off chance the anyone who doesn't have you on ignore actually takes what you say seriously.
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Time to get away from our parasitic troll and back to Halloween again 
Had a brainstorm at work today and figured out the right angle to proceed on my next one. I was locking myself a bit too much into the original background story I wrote years ago, and breaking away from it gave me the inspiration I needed. I'll probably get started on it tonight.
Time's ticking away until the start of the contest.
Had a brainstorm at work today and figured out the right angle to proceed on my next one. I was locking myself a bit too much into the original background story I wrote years ago, and breaking away from it gave me the inspiration I needed. I'll probably get started on it tonight.
Time's ticking away until the start of the contest.
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I have a couple of stories ready. They won't be contenders but were fun writes. One Non-Erotic and one Erotic couples since we don't have a swingers category. I put in another one if I get any good ideas. Just like to be part of the contest. Have been ever since I began posting here in 2005.
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Haven't been able to focus today, being inundated with energies. Have to figure out who they belong to so I can sleep tonight. Guess that's what happens when I put my intentions out there and open myself up. I'd post here, but don't know if it's appropriate.
Anyway, still have a ways to go on my story.
EDIT: Nevermind. Found. Can sleep now.
Anyway, still have a ways to go on my story.
EDIT: Nevermind. Found. Can sleep now.
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Are we supposed to be holding off on submissions until it actually is October 1st? I figured that as long as approval sometimes takes I was okay to go ahead and post my ideas this week, but now I'm not so sure... hopefully the two stories I've already submitted weren't entered too early.
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You can go ahead and submit now. The rules say stories can be submitted a bit before the kickoff date, and that's what contestants have been doing for some time. I'll probably submit one tonight. Approval for contest entries is usually within 24 hours. Just be sure you put the necessary Halloween contest phrase in the notes box.
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STINKBUGS are taking over my life! There's a story line. Someone want to write it? It's horrifying. They're in my car door-jams and infiltrating the car now. Last year they stayed year round. Two years before that they hitched a ride in the AC unit and lived in my dresser drawers. I know this is the swarming season for them. I'm having nightmares about them. Oy!
http://stinkbugsguide.net/brown-marmorated-stink-bug.jpg
Does anyone know any non-toxic solutions? Exterminator is saying not much to be done. People have solutions like soapy water (but how do you get at the ones living in the car?) Vacuuming just makes their stench cling to the air. I don't want to squish them because they reek and are wreaking havoc. I know they are working on a solution, but they're not native and so have grown in number at an alarming rate and major agricultural pest.
HELP!
Truly, plot bunny?
Seriously, I'm going crazy!
I'm having nightmares about them. Oy!http://stinkbugsguide.net/brown-marmorated-stink-bug.jpg
Does anyone know any non-toxic solutions? Exterminator is saying not much to be done. People have solutions like soapy water (but how do you get at the ones living in the car?) Vacuuming just makes their stench cling to the air. I don't want to squish them because they reek and are wreaking havoc. I know they are working on a solution, but they're not native and so have grown in number at an alarming rate and major agricultural pest.
HELP!
Truly, plot bunny?
Seriously, I'm going crazy!
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Cut one of their heads off and leave it in your drawers as a warning to the rest.
Late at night, when they're asleep, whisper to them about how much their family members want to kill them.
Get one of your friends to walk into your room and say "LunaEroticaMystica? Why, she's been dead for ten years!"
Smash open your car window with an axe and scream "HEEEEERE'S LUNA!"
Only move towards them when they blink.
Pretend you're having a fatal heart attack, then rise from the dead and start moaning 'Bug brains....bug braaaaaains!"
Attach three of them together via their digestive system in front of the others.
Stick all of one's legs to some sticky tape with the words 'DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME!?' scrawled across the tape.
Somehow get your TV set to take one of them into another dimension.
Dial 911-CTHULU
If that doesn't scare the little fuckers off, I don't know what will!
Late at night, when they're asleep, whisper to them about how much their family members want to kill them.
Get one of your friends to walk into your room and say "LunaEroticaMystica? Why, she's been dead for ten years!"
Smash open your car window with an axe and scream "HEEEEERE'S LUNA!"
Only move towards them when they blink.
Pretend you're having a fatal heart attack, then rise from the dead and start moaning 'Bug brains....bug braaaaaains!"
Attach three of them together via their digestive system in front of the others.
Stick all of one's legs to some sticky tape with the words 'DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME!?' scrawled across the tape.
Somehow get your TV set to take one of them into another dimension.
Dial 911-CTHULU
If that doesn't scare the little fuckers off, I don't know what will!
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LMFAO Lien Geller!!!! Thanks for that....I almost fell off the chair. I might just try some of your solutions. *giggles* I so needed this laugh. Today has been an emotional day for me and this just brightened it up. 
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Well it’s Wednesday and aunt gabby and mr scouries go out to dinner and leave this new garbage for me to dispose of! It seems like we’re getting more and more each day. My aunt’s philosophy is that if you’re going to pee in our pool you better expect that someone is going to pee in yours! The QUEEN was invited to solve this quietly with a few words to the offending parties but so far she’s chosen not to.
If you’re new to this thread and can see this post let me just explain: three AHers, the dumb texan, misshick and miss odious have seen fit to repeatedly post the following (and other similar garbage) on various of the ScouriesWorld threads. We will return the favor as long as they continue their silly actions. Today’s come from the upper penisula … I will try to spread it around the threads so misshick doesn't smell up any one thread too badly… and we'll try to keep it to threads started by her enablers...
If you’re new to this thread and can see this post let me just explain: three AHers, the dumb texan, misshick and miss odious have seen fit to repeatedly post the following (and other similar garbage) on various of the ScouriesWorld threads. We will return the favor as long as they continue their silly actions. Today’s come from the upper penisula … I will try to spread it around the threads so misshick doesn't smell up any one thread too badly… and we'll try to keep it to threads started by her enablers...
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I'm glad we don't really get stink bugs here. We get these green and brown ones that kind of look like them but they don't stink. Our infestation is weevils they've been killing off hundreds of spruce trees. It's so sad to see the spruce tree change colors in the fall cause you know they're dead by then. One tree that was killed was over 50 feet tall and I know that must have been a b*tch to the house owners whose yard the tree was in.
As for story goes...I seriously think I'm going to find a different plot. I have not touched the one I came up with in two days and I don't see myself going back to work on it.
Question is, what the hell do I write about?
I'm half tempted to go to this site I found a while back that has nothing but "true" stories about ghosts and demons and other creepy things, but I kind of freaked myself out with it the last time I was there haha.
There's some thing I keep hearing about from different people who never met and I'm just so curious as to what it is but I don't think I could ever really know without meeting it and I'd rather not have that. It's like this really tall figure dressed all in black and usually wears a hood. Some people say they see red eyes when they look in the hood, others say they see nothing. But it will follow you home and then stand there staring through the window at you. It's creepy!
And with the way I have my windows covered in my room, the one that the bed isn't in front of has this 5 inch space where there's no tin foil over it (tin foil cause I don't have blinds or curtains and it keeps the sun out as well as helping keep the heat out in summer). So I can just imagine this thing bending down to peer through that little space at me and I get freaked out just thinking about it.
As for story goes...I seriously think I'm going to find a different plot. I have not touched the one I came up with in two days and I don't see myself going back to work on it.
Question is, what the hell do I write about?
I'm half tempted to go to this site I found a while back that has nothing but "true" stories about ghosts and demons and other creepy things, but I kind of freaked myself out with it the last time I was there haha.
There's some thing I keep hearing about from different people who never met and I'm just so curious as to what it is but I don't think I could ever really know without meeting it and I'd rather not have that. It's like this really tall figure dressed all in black and usually wears a hood. Some people say they see red eyes when they look in the hood, others say they see nothing. But it will follow you home and then stand there staring through the window at you. It's creepy!
And with the way I have my windows covered in my room, the one that the bed isn't in front of has this 5 inch space where there's no tin foil over it (tin foil cause I don't have blinds or curtains and it keeps the sun out as well as helping keep the heat out in summer). So I can just imagine this thing bending down to peer through that little space at me and I get freaked out just thinking about it.
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Oh, for a minute I thought you meant on this thread . . . and I was going to disagree.
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Oh, for a minute I thought you meant on this thread . . . and I was going to disagree.
Haha!
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STINKBUGS are taking over my life! There's a story line. Someone want to write it? It's horrifying. They're in my car door-jams and infiltrating the car now. Last year they stayed year round. Two years before that they hitched a ride in the AC unit and lived in my dresser drawers. I know this is the swarming season for them.
Does anyone know any non-toxic solutions? Exterminator is saying not much to be done. People have solutions like soapy water (but how do you get at the ones living in the car?) Vacuuming just makes their stench cling to the air. I don't want to squish them because they reek and are wreaking havoc. I know they are working on a solution, but they're not native and so have grown in number at an alarming rate and major agricultural pest.
Off the top of my head:
--caulk every little crack or crevice you see around windows and doors
--clear away any debris around your house so they don't have half-way houses or places to lay eggs near your house
--spread peppermint essential oil near doors and windows where they are likely to come in. This can be problematic if you touch it with your bare skin, I think, so no doing it where the pixie is. But peppermint oil has stopped many invasions in our house. You can spray diluted oil, too; bugs hate the stuff, and might decide to move out. (There are other oils that work, too (bay? eucalyptus? rosemary?) but I appear to have misplaced my book that outlines them. I'll look tomorrow.)
--do you have a garden? If so, check the underside of your plant leaves for eggs.
Good luck. We just tore up another room in the house, and are dealing with a new infestation of cave crickets as a result. I hate those things.
As for a plot bunny... this definitely falls into the category of "person who has a house overrun with bugs flees to neighbors house/requires white knight for rescue." In my house, I would be the white knight, for as manly as Mr. Tat is, he runs screaming like a little girl at the sight of insects.
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Taty, thanks for the suggestions. Would this work in the car door jams, too?
Yeah, see living on a farm and having a nice-sized garden makes things difficult. I've thought about bringing the guinea hens down for some munching, but they're babies and they are still acclimating to their surroundings. I don't want to undo what I've already done in getting them conditioned to staying put in the yard, until they are a bit older.
Good luck with the cave crickets! If you do find your book, I'd be very interested in what it has to say. I'll see if I can find peppermint oil around here.
That was my thought, too - rather than horror, a romance. But I don't think I can write it. I'm having stink bug nightmares right now.
My guy will just gingerly remove insects and arachnids and set them outside, giving a gentle nudge and words of encouragement. I try to do the same as I bite my lip in fear. *Laughs* I called him my hero a few weeks ago when I got stuck in the mud during flooding. I had the walkie-talkies with me because I was feeding the horses and alpaca and just had a feeling I should take them with me. He came out to rescue me. I told him if he hadn't been there, I would have left the car on the hill until I could find someone to help me. He chuckled and said, "'Luna', you weren't actually stuck."
"Well I was back-sliding and spinning out. I almost slid down into the road," I argued.
"The pavement would have stopped you. But I'm happy to your hero." He knows how independent and strong-minded I can be and liked that he was needed, just like when my knee goes and he gets to swoop in and carry me or help me out. It's kinda nice to have someone that wants to take care of me and actually being open to letting them.
I have another horror story concerning bugs. If you're interested you can click on the Magicicada link and see the kind of crap I dealt with when I was with my ex-husband. The harsh words are not against anyone afraid of creepy crawlies, but of him in particular....just so you know. Do you get to be the warrior maiden and protect Mr. Tat?
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=37692230&postcount=24
SR: HAHA you have a point there!
SUGARY_COMFORT: Okay thanks for giving me the chills! Ick.
Yeah, see living on a farm and having a nice-sized garden makes things difficult. I've thought about bringing the guinea hens down for some munching, but they're babies and they are still acclimating to their surroundings. I don't want to undo what I've already done in getting them conditioned to staying put in the yard, until they are a bit older.
Good luck with the cave crickets! If you do find your book, I'd be very interested in what it has to say. I'll see if I can find peppermint oil around here.
That was my thought, too - rather than horror, a romance. But I don't think I can write it. I'm having stink bug nightmares right now.
My guy will just gingerly remove insects and arachnids and set them outside, giving a gentle nudge and words of encouragement. I try to do the same as I bite my lip in fear. *Laughs* I called him my hero a few weeks ago when I got stuck in the mud during flooding. I had the walkie-talkies with me because I was feeding the horses and alpaca and just had a feeling I should take them with me. He came out to rescue me. I told him if he hadn't been there, I would have left the car on the hill until I could find someone to help me. He chuckled and said, "'Luna', you weren't actually stuck."
"Well I was back-sliding and spinning out. I almost slid down into the road," I argued.
"The pavement would have stopped you. But I'm happy to your hero." He knows how independent and strong-minded I can be and liked that he was needed, just like when my knee goes and he gets to swoop in and carry me or help me out. It's kinda nice to have someone that wants to take care of me and actually being open to letting them.
I have another horror story concerning bugs. If you're interested you can click on the Magicicada link and see the kind of crap I dealt with when I was with my ex-husband. The harsh words are not against anyone afraid of creepy crawlies, but of him in particular....just so you know. Do you get to be the warrior maiden and protect Mr. Tat?
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=37692230&postcount=24
SR: HAHA you have a point there!
SUGARY_COMFORT: Okay thanks for giving me the chills! Ick.
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Luna-
Yes, I remember reading that story of yours from the thread. *shudders* Glad you and the pixie are well, and that the ex is an ex. Mr. Tat will soldier on when necessary, but in general yes, I am the warrior maiden. I come from a family of biologists, though; my mother had a mural painted in the kitchen, and insisted that the artist include a large spider in it. It's in my blood to like insects (but NOT maggots or larvae... blech!). I sent a PM with the bug recipes.
Hmmm... perhaps I'll have to include an insect warrior maiden in a story.
Yes, I remember reading that story of yours from the thread. *shudders* Glad you and the pixie are well, and that the ex is an ex. Mr. Tat will soldier on when necessary, but in general yes, I am the warrior maiden. I come from a family of biologists, though; my mother had a mural painted in the kitchen, and insisted that the artist include a large spider in it. It's in my blood to like insects (but NOT maggots or larvae... blech!). I sent a PM with the bug recipes.
Hmmm... perhaps I'll have to include an insect warrior maiden in a story.
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Thank you, I appreciate your concern. Oh you should. Turn the bug-busting machismo chivalry on its head. *grins* I nominate you to write the story. You're dealing with pests and do have a background for it. You could attack it, I'm sure! Make sure to add some brown marmorated stink bugs to the mix. I'm just a woosy. *Laughs* Thanks for the recipes. I just remembered a place I could purchase peppermint oil tomorrow. Also heard Dawn dish soap and water works, they drop in and drown. Still again, with the vehicle it's going to be trickier. I'll let you know how it goes. Thanks again.
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Oh, for a minute I thought you meant on this thread . . . and I was going to disagree.
Win! LMAO
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First story in. I'll dub that horse 'Troll Bait'. Its role is to run out in front and take the punishment from the nasty people with clubs.
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Still have the editing process to go through on Barren Harvest, so it'll be at least a few days before that one gets submitted. Working on Flesh now, having found the right angle to give it the sort of vibe that fits the horror category for me.
Probably be one or two in my third name, but the one I was contemplating as Les is a long shot, at best. Worked it over in my head several times, and there's just not an angle that feels strong enough on theme for me. Even if something would come to me, I doubt there's time to finish Flesh and get another story written in time. The ones in my third name don't count, as they're pure stroke fare, and don't take all that long to write
I'm in for sure, with only a question of how many I can finish to my satisfaction in time, and how many will get saved and fiddled with in upcoming years until they work for me.
Probably be one or two in my third name, but the one I was contemplating as Les is a long shot, at best. Worked it over in my head several times, and there's just not an angle that feels strong enough on theme for me. Even if something would come to me, I doubt there's time to finish Flesh and get another story written in time. The ones in my third name don't count, as they're pure stroke fare, and don't take all that long to write
I'm in for sure, with only a question of how many I can finish to my satisfaction in time, and how many will get saved and fiddled with in upcoming years until they work for me.
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I wish I had the ability to use all my ideas for this contest. Unfortunately most of the ideas for stories I have take place in other worlds so Halloween isn't really part of it. I could put in a holiday that's similar, but, meh.
So I've decided to scrap the ghost idea. The story was just too...normal for me. I'm way more used to writing fantasy. Maybe this is why I can't get that romance story out of my head and into a Word document. Grr.
Instead I will be using some fae creature. Fairy, elf, troll, brownie, leprechaun, banshee, goblin, etc.
It'd be more urban fantasy and that I can do. I haven't written much of that but I can do it better than just plain fiction, which is pretty much what my ghost idea was but with sex added to it.
With a fae creature I can give it some spice and the sex scenes will come out much better.
Now...which creature do I want to use...hmm.
So I've decided to scrap the ghost idea. The story was just too...normal for me. I'm way more used to writing fantasy. Maybe this is why I can't get that romance story out of my head and into a Word document. Grr.
Instead I will be using some fae creature. Fairy, elf, troll, brownie, leprechaun, banshee, goblin, etc.
It'd be more urban fantasy and that I can do. I haven't written much of that but I can do it better than just plain fiction, which is pretty much what my ghost idea was but with sex added to it.
With a fae creature I can give it some spice and the sex scenes will come out much better.
Now...which creature do I want to use...hmm.
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