The ass thread

kittykateater

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They say Helen of Troy had a face that launched 1000 ships (to battle over which king would have her).

My wife has the ass that launched 1000 hard-ons! I eseopcially love that crease where her sweet ass joins the top of her legs!

She walked right into a vacation piicture without realizing it, and cropped & enlarged, this pic was the happy result.
 

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Matthew Craig said:
The picture is ugly.

Go big or go home.

Amazing what tact you have...Must be the natural diplomatic bent of the Canadians...
 
kittykateater said:
They say Helen of Troy had a face that launched 100 ships (to battle over which king would have her).

My wife has the ass that launched 1000 hard-ons! I eseopcially love that crease where her sweet ass joins the top of her legs!

She walked right into a vacation piicture without realizing it, and cropped & enlarged, this pic was the happy result.

Thanks for sharing your "Helen"...hope she continues to tease ya to distraction...

peace to you and yours
 
syncopation said:
Amazing what tact you have...Must be the natural diplomatic bent of the Canadians...
This isn't about my nationality.. Why don't you just admit you hate Canada and be done with it?
 
This is Lucy the elephant. The window is known as The Pane in Lucy's Butt.

Post pics of your ass, or any ass, here.
 

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Matthew Craig said:
This isn't about my nationality.. Why don't you just admit you hate Canada and be done with it?


Nothing to do about Canada...Love Toronto...Montreal is awesome...Quebec is Europe here in NA...And the Maritimes are my ancesteral heritage...NS to be precise...It's about tact...or in your case seemingly...the lack of it...
We all have your visions of what is and is not sexy...which is fine...the man finds his woman attractive and wanted to share...I say.. let him have his day in the sun...to call the pic "ugly"...even if you were simply commenting on the graininess or composition...is unnecessary...ya can think it if ya like...but to have so little tact to tell him is crass and uncalled for.

just my opinion my northen neighbor...
peace
 
syncopation said:
Nothing to do about Canada...Love Toronto...Montreal is awesome...Quebec is Europe here in NA...And the Maritimes are my ancesteral heritage...NS to be precise...It's about tact...or in your case seemingly...the lack of it...
We all have your visions of what is and is not sexy...which is fine...the man finds his woman attractive and wanted to share...I say.. let him have his day in the sun...to call the pic "ugly"...even if you were simply commenting on the graininess or composition...is unnecessary...ya can think it if ya like...but to have so little tact to tell him is crass and uncalled for.

just my opinion my northen neighbor...
peace
Here's a thought... Fuck you and your tact. Your imaginary rules don't apply. If i think the pic is ugly,.. I'll fucking well say it.
 
F*** this sh**

I thought those of us who enjoy ass could share pics. I happen to LIKE mny wife's ass, and if you don't, screw off! But this whole thread has deteriorated into just one big pain in the ass!

So in parting, disappointed in this ass thread, you all can just kiss MINE! (see pic)

Bye...you may go on fightin' mongst yourselves now, I'm outta here!
 
Matthew Craig said:
Here's a thought... Fuck you and your tact. Your imaginary rules don't apply. If i think the pic is ugly,.. I'll fucking well say it.

They aren't rules...just my opinion...you have the right to be an asshole...go for it Matt...but don't bother to reply...I won't be reading any more shit from ya.. K...

peace
 
kittykateater said:
F*** this sh**

I thought those of us who enjoy ass could share pics. I happen to LIKE mny wife's ass, and if you don't, screw off! But this whole thread has deteriorated into just one big pain in the ass!

So in parting, disappointed in this ass thread, you all can just kiss MINE! (see pic)

Bye...you may go on fightin' mongst yourselves now, I'm outta here!
Hey kittykateater...sorry 'bout that... I didn't want that to happen...

peace bro
 
Hmm, I guess I misunderstood. I thought The Ass Thread meant a place to post PICTURES of assholes. Now I realize it's a place to ACT like an asshole!

Sorry, KKE. You deserve better than this thread gave you.

Anyway, in keeping with this thread's ORIGINAL puprose, here's my favorite all-time ass picture. The model's name is Lisa Boyle. The sweet innocence of her sleeping while sucking her thumb, yet presenting her cute little ass high in the air, begging to be taken doggy style. The uncertainty over whether her skimpy top got raised accidentaly and innocently in her sleep or deliberately to entice. The mystery over whether some unseen man just out of camera view might be preparing to take her...and if there is such a man, would she spurn his advances? Or if she accepts him, would she do so in sweet curious innocence or in brazen wantonness? And then there's all that long lovely dark hair tumbling down her shoulders and falling over her face! As a bisexxual woman, I love this photo!

I would hope & encourage that others will post ass photos here despite the thread's inauspicious start.

You friend & fan

Patty
 
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kudos ..

Very well put ... he's an asshole just like that all over the boards . His constant whinning and belittling just keeps going on and on and on ....everywhere you go , from board to board , always the same useless , mindless dribble ...

Come on Matty , grow the fuck up . At some point , havent you realized yet that this behavior has'nt taken you anywhere . You spend so damn much time on here disrespecting others , that you've lost all respect of your own . And it proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that you need to get a life . Theres no way in hell you would say any of the things you do , in a face to face confrontation , you just dont have the grapefruits little man . I guess I need to go get your e-mail addy and send you a fuckin clue ...

Now back to our regular scheduled programing :

CHAINZ
 
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