The Art of Cumming

Thor69

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Cumming can be so-so or it can be a great big blast...which do you choose? Are you open to partners? Is Kinky you middle name? If you especially live in NC, since we all really want to meet, let's talk.
 
boy did the subject matter totally not relate to the title of this topic! lol almost sounded like a invitation rather than pointers on the art of cumming! lol :p j/k
 
The Difference

Just releasing is ok, but not very eventful...the point of release is based on the foreplay to it...when it is rather long and teasing and very sexy...oh is it so good....lick every inch of a lady's bod then when you touch her clit, bang!!!! Tickle the base of a standing hard cock, lick the tight balls, the slide you tongue up the shaft...and watch it throb or just fucking explode!!!!
 
Your Help

What really jumps you to that big O? Hell, us "know it alls" might learn something...lol
 
Cumming is now an art?

Well, if it's an art, I guess it'll be as good as the painter, if we're talking Michaelangelo; or as good as the author, if we're talking Shakespeare; or as good as the singer, if we're talking Bono-U2 or Pavarotti; or as good as the composer, if we're talking Beethoven or Vivaldi; or as good as the chef, if we're talking Emeril, or Julia Childs.

Whatever happened to just my man and me? how's that for artwork? ;)
 
Re: Cumming is now an art?

Mistique said:
Whatever happened to just my man and me? how's that for artwork? ;)
That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler together... ;)

I thought the "Art of Cumming" might be about e.e.cummings given how many typos I've seen in thread titles since New Year's.
 
Re: Re: Cumming is now an art?

LukkyKnight said:
That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler together... ;)

I thought the "Art of Cumming" might be about e.e.cummings given how many typos I've seen in thread titles since New Year's.


Lukky, dearest, maybe some of us are still a wee bit hung-over?
or cummings as we write? :D

If you prick me, do I not cum? (sorry Willie)

I think I'll get my cumuppance :eek:
 
the art of the comeback

Mistique said:
Lukky, dearest, maybe some of us are still a wee bit hung-over?
or cummings as we write? :D

If you prick me, do I not cum? (sorry Willie)

I think I'll get my cumuppance :eek:

Heavens no, I am not still a WEE anything, thought I might forbear to prick you *ahem* I am one man, in my time playing many parts. My axe being seven ages.
Willie's entire coffin has likely just exploded in outrage... Alas, poor bard...
 
there is difference

Apparently, there are those who may not understand a true cumming...that big explosive aray of fireworks. Keep it simple! No fucking Shakespear...he had his own problems...we are dealing with our own solutions, right now..fuck history...that's for those who can't live in the present...enjoy what you have and let's see how we can improve on that!
 
Too Much Ado ....

Fuck Shakespeare?

Thor, you can't use both in the same breath, or does that 69 following your thunder make you the cummspert?

Don't you realize that a fucker doth not a cummer make; or is that the claim to fame these days?

It's one thing to imitate the actions of the tiger and another to trust in the tameness of a wolf but I'll keep it simple; the fireworks you mention, which I think is more like sound and fury, can and do differ with the individuals involved, much like using a wire brush on a teflon surface or eating M & M's, they both cause an effect.

Now, it may not be as intense As You Like It, but how about adjusting your cummerbund Thor? I'll tickle your catastrophe :rolleyes:
 
Getting "there"

As a horny male, and a self-judge, I have a rather large history of cummings. I remember the great ones more than the so-so ones...and the ones I enjoy remembering usually have included someone else or in one case, several elses...This thread was meant to discuss the great ones...why they were great and what we can do to repeat them. I think there was one reply that made reference to ...what cum? Cumming can be just physical or emotional or both....when both...that's usually the great ones. A guy's so-so is ranked just below the feeling of taking that much need piss...but a memorial one...for me is very vocal...I like to cum hard and I will do whatever it takes to be responsible for that! I love a screaming lady...pure evidence that what you are doing is working...hell, being "great" in bed really means what?...that you helped the other person really get off. Now what is it that makes that difference. I recently heard a talk radio topic...can you remain just friends with someone who has explored 98% of your body with their tongue? Very sensual...but being me...I wondered what 2% didn't they explore? What really turns you on, what really makes you cum?
 
Re: Getting "there"

Thor69 said:
As a horny male, and a self-judge, I have a rather large history of cummings. I remember the great ones more than the so-so ones...and the ones I enjoy remembering usually have included someone else or in one case, several elses...This thread was meant to discuss the great ones...

...A guy's so-so is ranked just below the feeling of taking that much need piss...

...hell, being "great" in bed really means what?...that you helped the other person really get off.
So, the thread title might have been "Great Cummings" then? OK, fine... but your opener didn't really guide the thread to the topic you're hoping to discuss, only suggested a subject IMHO. For the record, I don't recall ever ranking an orgasm below urinating, but the point I'd like to quibble about is that last one, since it fails to resonate with me as you stated it.

I think what you're trying to define is being a lover that your partner seeks enthusiastically, right? In that case being "great" is much more to my way of thinking. You don't help, you share. You don't help your partner "get off" really, you crave their delight. Great lovemaking isn't about orgasms, though much significance is attached to them, it's about the give and take, about how your partner's joy feeds you, be it in a crowded room with your clothes on, a hand-in-hand walk to find the right picnic spot even when it's too public for sex, and the privately sensual dialog of erotic arousal and delight (which often includes, but is by no means limited to, orgasmic climaxes.)

Cumming can be so-so or it can be a great big blast...which do you choose? Are you open to partners? Is Kinky you middle name? If you especially live in NC, since we all really want to meet, let's talk.
Oh yes, the guestions. Well, nobody chooses a so-so orgasm so I'll call that one rhetorical. Sure, I'm open to partners, was that a trick question? Without partners it's just masturbation... My middle name is... wait, I'm sure you hoped only ladies would answer the last question, so I'll point out that one person's idea of kinky may seem rather limited and boring to another. Fortunately for both of us I haven't even visited NC in years, though (obviously) I'm quite happy to talk here... ;)

If you really want to "discuss the great ones" you might join us over in the General Forum, where such topics come up no less than once/day. If you're merely seeking somebody to help get each other off I'll try not to hijack the intent of your thread any further.

Incidentally, much of what Shakespeare wrote was about sex and the search for intimacy - the art of cumming - even if his style and vocabulary seem archaic to you.

damned typos.... LOL
 
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Lukkyknight

You're right...I have been married for over 26 years and I love her very much...hand holding, cuddling, opening doors for her, ironing, doing the dishes, etc., but I started this thread to discuss the varations of a great climax and that usually isn't felt by youself...male or female...we all have varations, but what was it that involved the really great ones? She kept licking the base and teased me there or he licked me everywhere and when he touched my clit, I went into "space".....
 
Imagine this....

On the planet Zor, all men have large, super big cocks and the women have 3" swollen clits,,,very sensitive and they shoot volumes of sweet cum and the guys cum as frequently as they pee and they never go soft...there are no STD's so it's all pure and very delicious...all protein for the soul....mmmm
 
OPEN UP...

GIVE YOUR IMAGINATION ROOM TO ROOM...FILL YOUR OPEN MOUTY WITH SOMETHING DELICIOUS.......SOMETHING HOT AND WHITE..MMMMM
 
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