The Anti Valentines Day Poetry Thread

[vampiredust]

Had a bad Valentines day? Upset, alone or just fed up? Drop your anti valentine's day poems here!

 

[DeepAsleep]

Flowers
in your hair
attract wasps

 

[Sara Crewe]

Flowers
in your hair
attract wasps

Wasps sting my ass
so I send him
outside to sit
in the snow.

 

[DeepAsleep]

WASPS attract stupid
commercialism.

HAHA, double meanings!

 

[wildsweetone]

Valentine's doesn't exist?
Neither do you.


aw that just sounds mean.

 

[sandspike]

Wasps in Numbers

WASPS are never lonely
they are their one and only
sweet majority
from house to senate
from sea to sea

yours truly, s. spike, worker bee

 

[bogusbrig]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Flowers die
Why not you?

 

[WickedEve]

Had a bad Valentines day? Upset, alone or just fed up? Drop your anti valentine's day poems here!

Valentine's Day
and I didn't even get your bloody
still beating heart!


Where are the damn flowers you were suppose to have sent?! Or a card? Huh? Well, thanks a lot Mr. Six Years of a petal-less relationship.

To everyone else, hope you're having a great, fucking day.

 

[DeepAsleep]

She had to wait until I
(I, who had chased her with
a knot of dripping muscle
clutched in clawed hands)
she had to wait until I
was with someone else
on Valentine's Day
to say she fucking missed me
loved me.

This can't be happening.

 

[Tzara]

"Gentleman's" Club

Ah, wasps! It's that cinch and flare
that does it. Wafts pheromones right up
the nose. And then that twitchy way she does
the crawly thing across the floor. Zow!
Death has one sting. Which sting recurs.

 

[sandspike]

Thanks dear.

"To everyone else, hope you're having a great, fucking day. "

Thanks dear,
We appreciate you aren't shooting those of us who never held a gun to
your head.

 

[Tathagata]

Valentine's Day
and I didn't even get your bloody
still beating heart!


Where are the damn flowers you were suppose to have sent?! Or a card? Huh? Well, thanks a lot Mr. Six Years of a petal-less relationship.

To everyone else, hope you're having a great, fucking day.

he probably meant to send this

http://www.castlerealm.com/cards/sublove.jpg



and these are from me

http://pinker.wjh.harvard.edu/photos/santa_barbara_california/images/yellow%20orchids.jpg



ok now
ahem

more chocolate?
why don't you
pull my heart out and smear it with crisco?
enough for christs sake
how about a blowjob
heart healthy and non fattening
jesus

 

[annaswirls]

ah T! You stole my idea!

(I keep staring at chocolate, then my fat thighs, then the chocolate, then the thighs. I need to throw them out the window- the chocolate that is)

 

[annaswirls]

High above my bedroom shelf
lie flowers in a basket
for if you ever return to me
my bed shall be your casket

 

[annaswirls]

Jesus I look like I am 70 years old in that AV! Grey hair granny!

 

[Tathagata]

Jesus I look like I am 70 years old in that AV! Grey hair granny!

it looks like you are playing a didgeridoo

 

[WickedEve]

he probably meant to send this





and these are from me





ok now
ahem

more chocolate?
why don't you
pull my heart out and smear it with crisco?
enough for christs sake
how about a blowjob
heart healthy and non fattening
jesus

Yours is bigger.

 

[Tathagata]

Yours is bigger.

you been peekin'

 

[The_Fool]

ah T! You stole my idea!

(I keep staring at chocolate, then my fat thighs, then the chocolate, then the thighs. I need to throw them out the window- the chocolate that is)

Wait-A-Minute!!! I thought it was my turn to stare at your thighs....

 

[annaswirls]

Wait-A-Minute!!! I thought it was my turn to stare at your thighs....

oh yes, thank you for taking over for a bit! I am really getting sick of looking at them and they really do need constant supervision. Help yourself to some chocolate while you are here

 

[annaswirls]

it looks like you are playing a didgeridoo

hey that is a great name for a puppy!

doppleganger
bommieknocke
didgeridoo
y'all know all of the good words