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The Anti-Christmas Thread

"Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again" - Morticia Aadams

Nice sigline quote, Jaded.
 
lol.. thanks... my other favorite line of hers is "Don't torture yourself Gomez, that's my job."
 
I've never understood the coal in the stocking notion. Way to fuck up a perfectly nice stocking with all that blackened soot. Why not just dump a few rocks if you feel that way? Rocks are easily attained, coal is like - well, where does one find coal these days?

In a way receiving coal might be a good thing.
 
Morcheeba said:
I've never understood the coal in the stocking notion. Way to fuck up a perfectly nice stocking with all that blackened soot. Why not just dump a few rocks if you feel that way? Rocks are easily attained, coal is like - well, where does one find coal these days?

In a way receiving coal might be a good thing.
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That is such a good point! Where did the coal nonsense come from? But the question remains... coal or Christmas enema?


Bert Notorius said:
All this peace, love and joy shit is a lot of pressure.
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Here here
 
Bert Notorius said:
All this peace, love and joy shit is a lot of pressure.
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At least you weren't on the receiving end of a shitload of Bears items from an older loved one earlier. The look on his face when he opened each one caused me to join him in the shower cuz I felt so bad for him.
 
Coal after taking a coffee enema, Jaded. Something to focus on while pooping my thoughts out.
 
Morcheeba said:
At least you weren't on the receiving end of a shitload of Bears items from an older loved one earlier. The look on his face when he opened each one caused me to join him in the shower cuz I felt so bad for him.
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Please include Johnny Knox in your nighttime prayers.
 
Bert Notorius said:
Please include Johnny Knox in your nighttime prayers.
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My fantasy football login alerted me that he's been dropped in like 10K leagues. Noticed he's in IR but didn't bother checking his status. He didn't get a bad Xmas enema or something, did he?
 
Morcheeba said:
Coal after taking a coffee enema, Jaded. Something to focus on while pooping my thoughts out.
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At least your thoughts will be perky and wide awake!

islandman said:
To be fair, I offered a Christmas Spirit Intervention before the enema.
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lol.. ahhh... the Christmas Spirit Intervention.... does that involve putting me in a room full of elves and beating me with candy canes?
 
I'm so over it. I'm to the point where if one more person tells me *joyfully* "merry christmas!" I wanna say, "fuck you!"

But I won't.
 
redheadedtxn said:
I'm so over it. I'm to the point where if one more person tells me *joyfully* "merry christmas!" I wanna say, "fuck you!"

But I won't.
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Tell them "please stop" and watch the look on their face...the "polite asshole" really throws people for a loop.

Morcheeba said:
Hands or hard cock. What's this paddle stuff?
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You take your spanking with whatever the hell I want to spank you with....:devil: paddle it is...
 
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Bleah. Keep your paddle and I'll talk to you later when you're working your other moniker in here. Happy Frizzle and Bake and Wake.
 
How can Americans have a Merry Christmas when the president has the statist authority to assassinate them?
 
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