The animal kingdom

Cotedebeaune

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Which species of animal best relates to your own personality and why?

Must have been something you said Princess
 
Well, sharks do have two penises...

And kangaroos have 1 and 1/2. Hence the reason Austrailian aborigines have this nasty custom of slicing up the shaft in a very painful looking circumcision of sorts.

But I'm going to go with the Bonobo. One basic premise to their societal structure. Sex solves all problems.
 
I'm not sure if it really matches my personality, but my favorite animal has been the giraffe.

Giraffes seem to overlook the scene (which I love to do), keep their distance, mind their manners, and have pretty eyes. They also rarely battle anyone, although when they do, it's a nasty fight. However, giraffes are graceful and I'm a klutz!:D

http://nomm.com/Giraffe.jpg
 
Kangaroos have one and a half? *boggles*

I guess I'd be a cross between a domestic cat and a grizzly bear. I love to lie around, be pampered, cuddling up close with someone and being stroked a lot. I'm very curious about the world around me, can get distracted very easily, and am easily entertained. I could sleep all day and tend to really come alive at night. Sometimes I need a lot of attention, but on the other hand, I need a considerable amount of alone time as well, to think, read, reflect, whatever. Bears are fiercely protective of their young, as I am of my friends and family, and even of causes and ideas that I believe in. In the Fall, my favorite season, I start needing more sleep and would sleep all winter if I could. The bear is a teacher, and I enjoy the teaching I've done, both in and out of work and am on an endless quest for more knowledge.
 
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