The amusing side of porn...

[elsol]

Watching a male porn star who could not undo her shoes...

I had to hit the rewind button to watch it again and yeap! Bozo couldn't undo a buckle.

 

[3113]

I had to hit the rewind button to watch it again and yeap! Bozo couldn't undo a buckle.

Well, that's the fault of wardrobe. All fastenings should be velcro

 

[elsol]

Well, that's the fault of wardrobe. All fastenings should be velcro

Understood... but it's a shoe!

 

[Guest]

Watching a male porn star who could not undo her shoes...

I had to hit the rewind button to watch it again and yeap! Bozo couldn't undo a buckle.

I thought they super-glued those high heels on?

 

[elsol]

I thought they super-glued those high heels on?

Those are the leather pants, dear.

 

[Guest]

BAh!

what about the guys who dont take off the white or black tube socks.


erm....

 

[sethp]

BAh!

what about the guys who dont take off the white or black tube socks.


erm....

oh! I thought women liked that! note to self..take off the socks!

 

[Guest]

oh! I thought women liked that! note to self..take off the socks!

ok, i guess its better than an untrimmed toenail in the eye

 

[sethp]

my untrimmed toenails only jab them in the legs...takes the mood away from the ladies! lol

 

[Guest]

my untrimmed toenails only jab them in the legs...takes the mood away from the ladies! lol

ah such a thoughtful guy!


oh.. and wtf is it with razor burn. id rather see hair than red bumps. *cringe*

 

[IrezumiKiss]

BAh!

what about the guys who dont take off the white or black tube socks.


erm....

I hate seeing that shit, even when it's done on purpose for the cheese factor. That's some real cornball shit right there. I don't care how buff your body is, take them shits off before you fuck a woman who's twenty times hotter than you!

I do love seeing outtakes at the end when they show people just standing around after the fuck, still nekkid and talking about general stuff.

 

[Guest]

Those are the leather pants, dear.

I thought the pants were painted on?

Confuzzled here.

 

[yevkassem72]

Le imbecile?

 

[Guest]

Le imbecile?

If you say so.

I don't watch a great deal of cheezy porn, apparently.

(I prefer to make my own.)

 

[Guest]

we sell some very interesting movies at my little porn store. the ones that sell for 9.95 are too funny. the higher priced, higher classed dvds sell just as well as the lower priced ones but the ones in the middle...dont sell at all.

i guess its either all bad or all good cuz noone wants to be half bad or half good.


oh and btw, if you advertise your moive as all chicks, that means that no one should have living dangly bits...just thought id clear that one up.

 

[rgraham666]

If you say so.

I don't watch a great deal of cheezy porn, apparently.

(I prefer to make my own.)

If you ever need a volunteer.

 

[The_Fool]

If you say so.

I don't watch a great deal of cheezy porn, apparently.

(I prefer to make my own.)

sweetsubsarahh....pornstar.

 

[Guest]

If you ever need a volunteer.

oooo

all of a sudden, i know how to run a camera!


ACTION!

 

[rgraham666]

oooo

all of a sudden, i know how to run a camera!


ACTION!

Better have lots of tape. I like to take my time.

 

[yevkassem72]

If you say so.

I don't watch a great deal of cheezy porn, apparently.

(I prefer to make my own.)

LOL. Very amusing.

 

[Guest]

sweetsubsarahh....pornstar.

I like it.

 

[Guest]

Better have lots of tape. I like to take my time.

Oooh, Rob and Vella - and Fool?

We're going to need lots of tape.

I hope you have a tripod for that camera, gorgeous lady.

(I got my first good taste of girl kissing at the Lit-together and me like it a lot.)

 

[Guest]

Oooh, Rob and Vella - and Fool?

We're going to need lots of tape.

I hope you have a tripod for that camera, gorgeous lady.

(I got my first good taste of girl kissing at the Lit-together and me like it a lot.)

as much as i love rob and fool... i think the camera might ...just might be focused on the gorgeous chickie.

sorry. cant help it...orientation and all that.

 

[The_Fool]

Oooh, Rob and Vella - and Fool?

We're going to need lots of tape.

I hope you have a tripod for that camera, gorgeous lady.

(I got my first good taste of girl kissing at the Lit-together and me like it a lot.)

Dammit....Rob always gets the girl....


Maybe I will whisper sweet somethings in the camera girl's ear and see if I can make her blush....or least get her grinning really, really big...

 

[Guest]

as much as i love rob and fool... i think the camera might ...just might be focused on the gorgeous chickie.

sorry. cant help it...orientation and all that.

I keese you.