The AH's greatest nightmare

Lauren Hynde said:
They are coming...

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Yes, but they're still thousands of miles away. We're safe here, but I feel sorry for the poor devils on New Zealand. It's all the president's fault. If he hadn't invaded Iraq and Afghanistan, this wouldn't be happening. :mad:
 
Who is sheeps' greatest predator?

We are. All New Zealand needs is more efficient butchery. A few used US tanks should do.

Og
 
"What are you doing in here?!"

"You wouldn't understand," says guy without pants smoking a cigarette as a sheep walks slowly into view.




Oh, I'm afraid we do understand, guy without pants. We understand it only too well...

No wonder the sheep are pissed off.
 
Lauren Hynde said:
"What are you doing in here?!"

"You wouldn't understand," says guy without pants smoking a cigarette as a sheep walks slowly into view.




Oh, I'm afraid we do understand, guy without pants. We understand it only too well...

No wonder the sheep are pissed off.

You crack me up! LOL
 
oggbashan said:
Oh good!

More lamb chops.

Where's the mint sauce?

Og

Ogg can cure it. They've got something inedible over there called Shepherd's Pie but I don't think you cook the Shepherd.
 
elfin_odalisque said:
Ogg can cure it. They've got something inedible over there called Shepherd's Pie but I don't think you cook the Shepherd.

Shepherds pie isn't made with real shepherd? :eek: My mother's been lying to me my whole life!

Does this mean cottage pie isn't made with real cottage?

Elsie :rose:

xxx
 
elfin_odalisque said:
Ogg can cure it. They've got something inedible over there called Shepherd's Pie but I don't think you cook the Shepherd.

Inedible?!

The Earl
 
If these motherfukin sheeps get on a plane we are gonna suffer an even worse sequel.

Do sheeps and snakes ever group together to slaughter innocent human beins? Or is that my imagination?


:rose:
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by elfin_odalisque
Ogg can cure it. They've got something inedible over there called Shepherd's Pie but I don't think you cook the Shepherd.


Elsie Grey said:
Shepherds pie isn't made with real shepherd? :eek: My mother's been lying to me my whole life!

Does this mean cottage pie isn't made with real cottage?

Elsie :rose:

xxx

Next I suppose you'll be telling me that a chef's salad doesn't include a chef. :confused:
 
Boxlicker101 said:
Next I suppose you'll be telling me that a chef's salad doesn't include a chef. :confused:
There's cheese in a cheeseburger, but no ham in a hamburger, and that's all I have to say about that.
 
Oh sweet merciful butt-sex!

If it wasn't for the constant New Zealand references and the accents, I'd swear that it was going to be filmed in Montana.

I have GOT to find a way to see that movie.....
 
All this fuss about a few fluffy blow jobs.

Frankly, I'm suprised they didn't call it 'The Ruminator'.
 
Lisa Denton said:
If these motherfukin sheeps get on a plane we are gonna suffer an even worse sequel.

Do sheeps and snakes ever group together to slaughter innocent human beins? Or is that my imagination?


:rose:

I think it's just your imagination, but it's a damn good one.
 
impressive said:
The_Darkness said:
Oh sweet merciful butt-sex!

What he said. :D
I'll third that motion. ;)

I just wanna know one thing...is it supposed to be a spoof, or have they finally resorted to scraping the scum off the bottom of the barrel for horror plots? :cool:
 
Tom Collins said:
I'll third that motion. ;)

I just wanna know one thing...is it supposed to be a spoof, or have they finally resorted to scraping the scum off the bottom of the barrel for horror plots? :cool:
Well, they did frogs, bees, locus, snakes and flying piranna. This is all that's left TC :eek:
 
Jenny_Jackson said:
Well, they did frogs, bees, locus, snakes and flying piranna. This is all that's left TC :eek:

They've also done worms and ants and shrews and even rabbits. Sheep are fairly good-sized animals, and seem to fit in thre somewhere.
 
Tom Collins said:
I'll third that motion. ;)

I just wanna know one thing...is it supposed to be a spoof, or have they finally resorted to scraping the scum off the bottom of the barrel for horror plots? :cool:
They're the heirs of a proud New Zealand tradition begun by Peter Jackson of Braindead and Bad Taste fame.
 
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