The AH pick up post

[doormouse]

I need a break from writing, my story is... umm... exciting me

The damn Metallica CD finished before I got started in the testosterone thread

 

[Guest]

damn
i thought this was a thread to pick up babes
not to ... wake you up or get you calmed down

LE SIGH!

 

[doormouse]

Meaning, you wouldn't pick me up????

 

[CharleyH]

damn
i thought this was a thread to pick up babes
not to ... wake you up or get you calmed down

LE SIGH!

And I thought it was DM's 'coming out' as the hithin' post cowgal.

 

[Guest]

dm are you debbie?

you know id pick you up.. right after you passed out.. right after i did something like shave off one of your eyebrows..

just kidding sexy.
i wouldnt shave off your eyebrow.
id let abs do it and charley film it all.

 

[doormouse]

And I thought it was DM's 'coming out' as the hithin' post cowgal.

\/^^^^\/
BITE!!!
/\^^^/\

 

[Liar]

What's this? Someone wants to be picked up?

Then what? Carried where? Subjected to what? I want specifics dammit.

 

[doormouse]

You people make me sick!!

(Horny too, but we won't go there LOL)

Fine, I'll just go find me a big, thick, juicy phallic shaped toy to play with.. don't mind me.... I'll be in the corner if you need me

 

[Guest]

What's this? Someone wants to be picked up?

Then what? Carried where? Subjected to what? I want specifics dammit.

pick me up, drop me in the ocean, have your wicked way with me, tease me, tickle me, bite or use me...

but only after bringing me a cup of coffee, please.

 

[Guest]

You people make me sick!!

(Horny too, but we won't go there LOL)

Fine, I'll just go find me a big, thick, juicy phallic shaped toy to play with.. don't mind me.... I'll be in the corner if you need me

ill be watching

 

[Liar]

pick me up, drop me in the ocean, have your wicked way with me, tease me, tickle me, bite or use me...

but only after bringing me a cup of coffee, please.

Good idea, meet me at Abs' and I'll brew you a cup that deserves it's own fanclub.

 

[Guest]

Good idea, meet me at Abs' and I'll brew you a cup that deserves it's own fanclub.

well smack my ass and color me happy!
im there.

 

[Guest]

dm are you debbie?

you know id pick you up.. right after you passed out.. right after i did something like shave off one of your eyebrows..

just kidding sexy.
i wouldnt shave off your eyebrow.
id let abs do it and charley film it all.

Hey She's not Debbie I am and I am not her Will you people just stop this I am tired of everyone accusing people of being me and stuff Im me and that all So leave everybody alone I just want to have some new friends cause I work at night and don't get to see real people much Only at the club

Debbie

 

[Guest]

dm are you debbie?

So THAT's it. DM is Debbie. Makes a lot of sense. She already has a bunch of alliases, what's one more? And writing as an American dumb blonde? Brilliant!!!

DM you have a gift for character developement. You are incrededible!

 

[doormouse]

Hey She's not Debbie I am and I am not her Will you people just stop this I am tired of everyone accusing people of being me and stuff Im me and that all So leave everybody alone I just want to have some new friends cause I work at night and don't get to see real people much Only at the club

Debbie

OMG!!!

Can I get a photo of you in that g-string????


LOL

 

[Guest]

Hey She's not Debbie I am and I am not her Will you people just stop this I am tired of everyone accusing people of being me and stuff Im me and that all So leave everybody alone I just want to have some new friends cause I work at night and don't get to see real people much Only at the club

Debbie

Oh, fuck me runnin' with a spoon!!!

Oooops. Sorry. Just ignore that last post.

 

[doormouse]

Oh, fuck me runnin' with a spoon!!!

Oooops. Sorry. Just ignore that last post.

But really Droenal. I'm tired of you pertending to b me. Life at the club is busy enuf without you pertending to b me.

my line breaks are giving me away huh?

LOL

Debbie

 

[Remec]

damn
i thought this was a thread to pick up babes
not to ... wake you up or get you calmed down

LE SIGH!

You and me both...

Le Pant...le Wheeze...
(Why, yes, I did run in here....why do you ask?)
hehehe

 

[Remec]

Fine, I'll just go find me a big, thick, juicy phallic shaped toy to play with.. don't mind me.... I'll be in the corner if you need me

Which corner would that be? I need to make sure I've got a really good view of your playing, after all.
<settling in with my own phallus...nontoy, totally natural...ready and waiting>

<BG>

 

[Remec]

pick me up, drop me in the ocean, have your wicked way with me, tease me, tickle me, bite or use me...

but only after bringing me a cup of coffee, please.

<whistling nonchalantly>
<walking by>
Oh, hi Vella...how's it goin'?
What, this? Just an extra-large thermos of coffee.
Why? Would you like some?

<wink>

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... I'll just go find me a big, thick, juicy phallic shaped toy to play with ...

Play one for me,

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Hey She's not Debbie I am and I am not her Will you people just stop this I am tired of everyone accusing people of being me and stuff Im me and that all So leave everybody alone I just want to have some new friends cause I work at night and don't get to see real people much Only at the club

Debbie

That just twisted my mind. *holding my head in my hands* Owwww.

 

[matriarch]

So THAT's it. DM is Debbie. Makes a lot of sense. She already has a bunch of alliases, what's one more? And writing as an American dumb blonde? Brilliant!!!

DM you have a gift for character developement. You are incrededible!

By George, I think she's got it! All the dots in the right place. Big words, appropriate stressing indicated with capitals....and.....*gasp*........question marks, commas, apostrophes and exlamation marks.........IN THE RIGHT PLACE !!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll forgive the spelling.........no worse than most of us do on a daily basis.

Somebody get me a drink! Quick !!!!

Rideme has had an Epiphany!!!!

 

[Guest]

Good GOD, people!!! Do I have to spell it out for you???

 

[matriarch]

Good GOD, people!!! Do I have to spell it out for you???

I.........T.............?????????