The AH Holiday Tree!

[3113]

Greetings Authors! This year we have a very special Holiday Tree for you to decorate. First the lights on it will be powered by...electric eel! Just like this one in Japan.

Apt, no?

And second...I hope you all like purple

Our erotica tree needs ornaments! Come help us decorate it!

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4085/5172192955_b66caa75cd_z.jpg

 

[English Lady]

It's a green dildo....or maybe a Pickle!

http://s7.thisnext.com/media/400x400/Pickle-Ornament_40829D1D.jpg

 

[jomar]

http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_570xN.102456088.jpg

http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_570xN.195010720.jpg

 

[3113]

Why Jomar! Those are lovely! How festive.

 

[Boxlicker101]

http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/pornaments-wonder-Wreaths.jpg

http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/snow-Job-Orn.jpg

 

[Verdad]

http://www.kurtadler.com/_files/products/images/thumb/c9168_1.jpg

http://www.kurtadler.com/_files/products/images/thumb/a0648_1.jpg

http://www.kurtadler.com/_files/products/images/thumb/c9170_1.jpg

 

[jomar]

Why Jomar! Those are lovely! How festive.

Why thankee. Seemed like they'd work for the Lit tree. Just have to decide where to place them.

 

[Stella_Omega]

http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/snow-Job-Orn.jpg

What's she sucking on there, a big carrot?

 

[CaresseDArcy]

What's she sucking on there, a big carrot?

Maybe he has a little stick down there too

 

[Boxlicker101]

What's she sucking on there, a big carrot?

She's not really sucking anything. She's just tricking the guy. That's why it's called a snow job.

 

[sr71plt]

She's not really sucking anything. She's just tricking the guy. That's why it's called a snow job.

She's tricking him? Meaning she's getting paid for it?

 

[theravenfox]

 

[3113]

I love these two because they're done in that "tacky" tin-style of old fashioned ornaments. They're the kind of thing you could hang up on a 50-60's style xmas tree and people wouldn't look twice at them...till they looked twice

 

[imnauti]

http://www.muffslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/funny-adult-christmas-ornaments-49.jpeg

 

[imnauti]

http://www.muffslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/funny-adult-christmas-ornaments-1.jpeg

 

[michchick98]

My contributions:

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5047/5232536770_da6609d4c0_o_d.jpg

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5088/5232536810_dfd04a5b3a_o_d.jpg

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5250/5231944031_3f06aefac8_o_d.jpg

 

[Pure]

my offering

http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_570xN.95712766.jpg

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h365/bennymix/ero2xmasenl.jpg

 

[jomar]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_o6pSkPEsRPQ/Seyld3Rmn0I/AAAAAAAACFg/avb0NJX6yaw/s400/toy_ornament_IMG_1179.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2320/2068920878_7c6bf06fe3_m.jpg