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There are some powdered donuts on the counter.
I've written a few non-erotic stories here. There is a small audience that appreciates a break from 'porn' once in a while.Thank you for the tip! I figured it out.
Yes, of course, not here. I write stories for literary magazines sometimes. They're not even sexy at all!
I've written a few non-erotic stories here. There is a small audience that appreciates a break from 'porn' once in a while.![]()
(Wakes up bleary eyed and looks out the window...) Not here, but I want to launch a flying brick at the ravens and seagulls having a noisy fight on the neighbour's roof.@Rustyoznail - HEY RUSTY! How's 2025? Do we have flying cars yet?![]()
Shush, it was cathartic writing. Seems like a glass-ceiling event. Right? Though not wildly read category like I noted.You broke the porn? How dare you break porn.
The classical music station is playing listener requests all day, ...
There is no classical music stations for us Ludites. The public stations hid their classical output on digital where it sounds flat if you have a radio that will get it. I Listen to TuneIn radio - a lot of classical for the listener. It's been digitized so it's flat compared to an analog recording, but it's there.The classical music station is playing listener requests all day, with minimal interruption.
Thank you for the tea pot Candy, I've grown a real fondness for tea lately. I need to get a new infuser, I broke my favorite one.The teapot is hot if you want a cuppa.
Classical recordings provided by Amazon music seem to be neither compressed nor normalized. As a result, some recordings are loud and some are barely audible, and some part of any piece can drop to inaudible levels. That isn't so much of a problem if you're listening at home, but I'm often listening in my truck and those variations mean that a lot of the music gets lost in the background noise.There is no classical music stations for us Ludites. The public stations hid their classical output on digital where it sounds flat if you have a radio that will get it. I Listen to TuneIn radio - a lot of classical for the listener. It's been digitized so it's flat compared to an analog recording, but it's there.
Eight! I'm thinking MFFFFFFFF. Heck with the milk.There are eight maids milking the cows out back if you want some fresh raw milk for your coffee.
You know they're quite good with their hands. They'll have you done and lighting a Marlboro before you can get their bloomers off.Eight! I'm thinking MFFFFFFFF. Heck with the milk.
These are believed to be the original lyrics of the Twelve days of Christmas. The only real dispute was Calling Birds vs Colley Birds (a Colley bird is a bird covered in coal dust from the nearby colley or colliery or coal mine, however you want to say it) The dirty birds beat the singing birds.I won't, WON'T, snicker about virginity (if they really are maids) or lactation (if they aren't milking cows).
From this point on, the lyrics of 12-Days seem to vary. What I've heard most are 12 drummers, 11 pipers, 10 lords, 9 ladies. But the quantities of these last four groups often differ, from one version to another. Does this hint at a long-standing dispute among long-dead arrangers? No, I don't care enough to research this.
