Hypoxia
doesn't watch television
- Joined
- Sep 7, 2013
- Posts
- 28,080
It's all the rednecks nearby with their low-rent White Trash Cooking leftovers, all that WalMart canned and bottled stuff, ruining the sensitive taste buds of our mountain bears, the poor babies.Don't like oregano? Sad. Rural bears just don't understand the finer things in life. We urbane types certainly do.
Meanwhile, wild turkeys are here. I look out the window beside me and see a hen and eight hand-sized (if you have big hands) chicks dashing around our quarter-acre meadow, scooping bugs off the deer and bear poop. And big mantids have returned. Mid-summer is upon us. Time for iced coffee.

