The Age of Karen

[Karen Kraft]

25

That's different from Thursday.

 

[MeeMie]

Happy Birthday, Karen

 

[Karen Kraft]

Happy Birthday, Karen

Thank you, Sweetie.

* sobs *

So few even noticed!

* more sobs *

j/k

 

[naughtycakes]

Awww, Happy Bday KK!

Eat Shit and Prosper!

 

[Bert Notorius]

If you were here I'd feed your skinny ass a proper meal.

Happy Bday!

 

[ZoGoZo]

Did you receive your birthday spankings?
Happy Birthday you quarter century gal.

 

[off2bed]

I thought it was the Summer of George.

Happy B-day, Karen!

 

[Bert Notorius]

Did you receive your birthday spankings?
Happy Birthday you quarter century gal.

I have tee shirts that old.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Happy Birthday, now about that modeling career?

 

[**Emmie**]

Wow, you don't look a day older than eight in your pic.
Happy Belated Birthday!

 

[Byron In Exile]

That's a good age.

What are you wearing right now?

 

[where]

omg! you are a full quarter of a century old! Congrats!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'm gonna take you out to dinner, Karen...gonna have you eat the best fattening and artery-clogging gourmet two-layer bacon double cheeseburger plus deep fried onion rings you ever et in your life...then I'm gonna take you home, strip your sweet body naked on the bed and kiss and caress that big beautiful burger bulge in your flat, smooth, creamy-skinned belly all night long.

Happy Birthday, my darling.

 

[Saint Peter]

another day older
and deeper in debt

Yay!

 

[Byron In Exile]

another day older
and deeper in debt

Yay!

It's the American way.

You aren't dissing America, are you, friend?

I sure hope not, because then I would have to challenge you to a duel in Texas, at some remote dojo somewhere. And that is surely a thing I do not want to have to deal with right now.

 

[Alice_19_PA]

Happy birthday!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Happy birthday!

Alice!

Fancy meeting you again!

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Happy Birthday!

You were 1/2 my age 5 yrs ago.....55 more years and I will only be a 1/5 older than you. Hmmm...

 

[Radiohead]

I'm afraid I will never change
It's okay I am not ashamed
I can say that my bed is made
You can bend me, shape me any way
You can bend me, shape me any way you want me

I maintain, I am not in pain
How I try, not to place the blame
I came late to an early game
You can bend me, shape me any way
You can bend me, shape me any way
You can bend me, shape me any way


You can bend me, shape me any way you want me

When I was five, I took a dive
When I was ten, I walked again
When I was fifteen, I kept my motor clean
When I was twenty, I got plenty

When I was twenty-five...
When I was twenty-five...

 

[KingOrfeo]

25

That's different from Thursday.

It'll ease the pain if you celebrate in a fashion befitting a Lit chick, i.e., a gangbang.

 

[Byron In Exile]

It'll ease the pain if you celebrate in a fashion befitting a Lit chick, i.e., a gangbang.

She's not that type of girl.

 

[Saint Peter]

It's the American way.

You aren't dissing America, are you, friend?

I sure hope not, because then I would have to challenge you to a duel in Texas, at some remote dojo somewhere. And that is surely a thing I do not want to have to deal with right now.

I love America so much it hurts!

However, I cannot meet you in Texas for a duel. Karen and I are going to the go cart track.

 

[John Doe]

Wow, that's younger than me...

What the fuck am I doing with my life?

 

[Karen Kraft]

If you were here I'd feed your skinny ass a proper meal.

Happy Bday!

It's the other end that normally eats, but I appreciate the thought.... or the idea.... or .... you know.

 

[Karen Kraft]

Did you receive your birthday spankings?
Happy Birthday you quarter century gal.

OMG. Yes I did.

That's why I didn't get to sign on until late afternoon.

I was most lusciously abused for my birthday. Mmmmmmm