The Adventures Of Captain Cum

[Captain Cum]

OOC:

Captain Cum.
6'5"
240 Pounds.
Wavy, shoulder length blonde hair.
Square chin.
Gleaming white teeth.

Black and gold, tight-fitting spandex costume, with a gold phallus on his chest.

Super hero.
With unlimited super powers.
Sort of.




IC:

Newberg was a beautiful, modern city.
Miles of glass and steel and concrete, pulsing with life.
Home to five million citizens
I was proud to be one of them.

I stood at the highest point of the city: the television antenna perched on the top of the King Building.
From here, I could see everything.


Well, I could if my supervision was still working.
My 24 hours were almost up, and my powers were fading fast.
For the good of the city, I really needed to get laid.


Yes.
That's right.
I'm Captain Cum.
Superhero.
I've used my great powers to save the world a hundred times.
But my powers come and go.
Or should I say cum and go.
They tend to last for about 12 hours.
But, in order to activate my powers, I must have sex.

The better the sex, the more powerful I become.

I could sense danger in the air.
I would need to be at full strength to face it.

From my ornate belt buckle, I pulled my most important crime fighting tool.

My Little Black Book........

 

[SugarDeSpice]

Jenna unlocked her apartment door and stepped inside locking it behind her. She walked into her bedroom unbuttoning the red blouse to reveal the red lace bra underneath and laid it and then the soon discarded bra onto the edge of her bed. Then she unzipped her skirt and pulled it and her panties down her long tan legs at once.

Standing totally naked. Her breast a firm proud c cup and her waist and hips slender and curvy she headed into the bathroom to start up a nice warm bath.

She turned on the water and adjusted the temperature and let her blonde hair out of it's bun. I cascaded down her back in waves.

Stepping into the warm water and laying back Jenna breathed a heavy sigh

 

[Captain Cum]

Captain Cum

It was humiliating.
I had made a date with Jewel Jenkins, Ace Reporter, and was flying across the city when my power of flight gave out. I went plunging like a stone, crashing into an apartment building.

Fortunately, I was still almost invunerable as I fell through the tenth floor, the ninth floor, the eighth floor, and the seventh floor.

I stopped on the sixth floor, and found myself sitting on the floor of a strange bathroom. Not five feet from me, a beautiful blonde gawked at me, her classical features alternating between shock and terror.

"Have not fear, Good citizen," I announced in my deepest superhero voice. "It's only me. CAPTAIN CUM!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[SugarDeSpice]

Jenna bit her lip and tried not to laugh.

Actually he was pretty hot, she thought.

"Can I ask what you are doing in my bathroom Captian?" She asked grateful the bubbles hid her naked body

 

[Captain Cum]

"I was patrolling the city, fair citizen," I said. "When I.... ummmm......... was forced to..... ummmmmm...... veer suddenly downward ...... because of a....ummmm....... a bird. No. A giant bird. Maybe it was a bat. A rabid bat....."

"Stop calling me citizen," she said. "My name is Jenna. Now, would you mind doing me a favor?"

"I would lay down my life in your defense," I pronounced. This was straight out of page one of the Superhero Handbook.

"That's nice," Citizen...... ummmm...... Jenna said. "But for now, could you just GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BATHROOM??????"

I blushed.
It was a superblush.

I retreated faster then the time Doctor STR tried to zap me with his Crab Ray.....

 

[SugarDeSpice]

Jenna laughed at the man, "Captain Cum?"

actuall I think I've heard of him, she thought.

Oh well, she shrugged her shoulders and stepped out of the tub wrapping a towel around her. she exited the bathroom and entered her bedroom, "Okay Captain cum, now mind telling me what really happened?"

 

[Captain Cum]

I exited the bathroom, entered the living room, and sat on the couch.

I was in serious trouble.
Jewel Jenkins, Ace Reporter, would be seriously perturbed when I failed to show up for our rendezvous.
In my weakened state, she would beat the hell out of me.


Still, I lingered in the apartment of Citizen Jenna.

There was a simple explanation.


My Orgasmo Sense was throbbing.


The Orgasmo Sense.
The one power that never deserted me.

In a crowd of a million women, it could pick out the single woman who could give me the most intense orgasm.

Jewel Jenkins, Ace Reporter, was a 7.8 on the Orgasm Scale.
This beautiful stranger had the potential to surpass that.

If she could be seduced.


I relaxed.

What woman could resist Captain Cum: Superhero Supreme?



"Okay Captain Cum, now mind telling me what really happened?"

Stepping out of the bathroom wearing only a towel, Good Cirtizen Jenna was truly a vision.
My Orgasmo Sense went up another notch.

I went over to her, placed my hands on her soft shoulders and said, "Citizen Jenna, the city needs your pussy......"

 

[SugarDeSpice]

Jenna's mouth dropped open in shock. She stared at him a long while then she burst out into laughter.

"You know you are hot but you are kidding right?" She asked flipping her blonde hair out of her face.

This is surreal, she thought her mind spinning.

 

[Captain Cum]

Looking into her innocent eyes, I said somberly, "The fate of mankind might depend on it."

Then, I hedged.

"It may not. But it may. You never know. Still........"


She stood there and thought for a second.
She clearly wanted me.
I didn't need my super seethru vision to see that her nipples were swollen, or that her juices were flowing.

Still, she wasn't convinced.
I didn't need my super mindreading abilities to tell that.

"You aren't convinced," I said.
"What are you, a mind reader?" she asked.

"Sometimes," I said, super blushing. "But not now."

"Perhaps this will convince you," I said. Pressing a secret button on my belt, my costume started to retract.

"This takes a few minutes," I said apologetically.

Still, most women thought it was worth the wait.

Four and a half minutes later, I stood before her, wearing nothing but a smile.


And my mask, of course.

 

[SugarDeSpice]

Once again Jenna stood with her mouth wide open in shock, "Damn!" She said licking her lips.

"You better not be kidding now." She breathed her nipples noticably hardening under her towel.

She took an instictive step forward

 

[mfucker]

Jewel Jenkins:

I sat back on my bed, my legs crossed. Glancing up at the clock, it was already 30 minutes past seven. He had better had a good reason to be late.

 

[Captain Cum]

Before I could properly seduce Citizen Jenna, my Orgasmo Sense kicked into overdrive.


Jewel Jenkins, Ace Reporter was in grave danger!!!!




Or else she was ovulating.
It was a little fuzzy at the point.


Recostuming myself, I made sure to get Citizen Jenna's phone number and list of turnons before I rushed to the street and hailed a cab......

Hang on, Jewel Jenkins, Ace Reporter.
Help was on the way!!!!!

 

[mfucker]

OOC: check your pm soon...while i work on my post...

 

[mfucker]

Jewel:

I felt a strong breeze gush into the room. It must be Captain Cum, though I doubt the last orgasm I gave him could have lasted him for such a long time. It has been almost a week.

Approaching the window, my hair flying out of my eyes, I shield myself from the gust, and gasp when I see him. It is Captain Cum's nemesis, Dick Master.

OOC: i'm sorry...but my creativity seems to be failing me....

 

[Captain Cum]

I stuck my head out the cab window.

"Drive like the wind, Good Cabbie," I shouted. "Jewel Jenkins, Ace Reporter may be in grave danger!!!!"

"Whatever," he replied with a shrug.

He pulled away from the curb and headed straight into rush hour traffic. It took us the better part of an hour to drive three blocks.

It was going to take us forever to reach the townhouse of Jewel Jenkins, Ace Reporter, at this rate.

How I longed for the old days!

When I was growing up, all it took for me to activate my powers was the touch of my own hand.
Why, I would spend hours alone in the bathroom, making myself Super.


Then, I discovered women.
Which was good.

But I could no longer recharge myself.
Which was bad.

Still, locked in a smelly, unmoving cab, I had trouble fighting the temptation to at least try.......

 

[mfucker]

OOC: yea you do crack me up....

Jewel:

He took a quick step forward and put his large palm over my mouth. Inevitably, I feel a bulge nudging at my naval. It was the last thing I felt as my head started to whirl...

 

[Ghostposter]

OOC:

The Dickmaster.

5'4"
135 pounds.

Richard Master was an ordinary nerd, until the day the alien symbiont crashed to Earth not 5 yards away from him.

Quickly fleeing its dying host, the alien symbiont scrambled inside the pants of Richard Masters.

It fused with his cock.
Endowing it with great powers.

They formed a partnership.

An evil partnership.

Together, they became


THE DICKMASTER


IC:

It took us a while to dig our way out of the collapsed cavern Captain Cum had buried us in after out last battle, but when we did we were totally pissed.

We wanted revenge.
On the entire world!!!!!!!

Well, on two people, actually.


1) Captain Cum.
2) Jewel Jenkins, Ace Reporter.

When we reached the outskirts of Newberg, we instantly sought our deadliest foe.


We couldn't find him.
We got bored.

"Let's get laid," We said.
We didn't take much convincing.

Forgetting about Captain Cum, we turned our attention to ther second name on our list.....


Expecting the Good Captain, Jewel Jenkins, Ace Reporter, kept her skylight open.
Wrapping out cock around the chimney, we lowered ourselves inside the house.

Quietly, quietly, we crept around until we found her.
Sprawled out on the bed.
Sexy as ever.
She appeared to be dozing.

The change in air quality must have alerted her, however.
Her eyes flashed open. She saw us.
She tried to scream.
We stifled it with our hand.

Then ourcock snaked out and rapped her on the temple, instantly knocking her unconscious.

Picking her up, we carried her outside.

We would take her to our hideout.
We would tie her up.
We would perform hidious expreiments on her ripe young body.
Then, if she was good, we would have cake and ice cream...........

We laughed manically the whole ride home........

 

[SugarDeSpice]

Jenna sighed when Captian Cum left. Disappoint ment evident.

"LIke he will really call" she shook her head and picked up the phone and called the super telling him what happened and asking him to have her bathroom fixed right away so she could finish her bath.

Then she sat down on the couch in her towel to wait.

 

[Captain Cum]

Captain Cum

Five and a half hours later, defeated by the insideous beast that they call Gridlock, I knocked on the apartment door of Citizen Jenna.

I smiled when she answered.

"So," I said. "Why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself????"

 

[SugarDeSpice]

"I'm a scientist" She said nonchalantly looking him over again then deciding to let him in.

"Captain you don't look to good is there anything...I can do for you." She grinned wickedly and tossed her blonde hair over her shoulder.

He was hot and if she could do her part by helping save the world she owed it to the good people, she grinned to herself.

 

[mfucker]

OOC: haha...this is going to be a gem of a thread....nmd me...

Jewel:

I woke up, feeling more than just a slight bruise on my head. Something really big must have hit me, though it eludes my memory at the moment.

The bright lights hit my eyes instantly, and as I try to raise my hands to block it, I realise I'm bound, to some sort of medical table. At least I was still dressed.