The Advantages of Being a Girl

[TN_Vixen]

so, ok, this example isn't exactly the best one, but I went to the store tonight to buy cigarettes and a lighter. Apparently one of my coworkers had taken off with my lighter, so I needed to buy a new one. So, I'm in line at the convenient store and the clerk says to me.. "Honey, here's cheaper lighters, that's all you need, right?" and I smiled charmingly and said.. "Of course! Thank You!"

so, I get back into the car, still smiling after the exchange and I tell my son... "It pays to be female"

heh

He asks me.. "How?" (take into account he's 9) and I say to him.. "Well, " and then tell him the exchange... I say to him then.. "That'll happen to you sweetheart, women will give you the inside scoop just 'cause you're charming and handsome" hehe...

it's true, but I suppose I should chastise myself for making expect the same behavior.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I do think there are advantages to being a woman or maybe there are just nice men out there.

I have had various experiences like the one you mentioned, I think one of the nicest was when I was going to a friend's wedding & I was all dressed up. Dressing up does not happen very often for me.

So there I was at the gas station , I went in to pay my gas and as I am going to get the pump some nice man came up to me and asked if he could pump my gas. At first I was ... on guard but he said he just wanted to offer because I should not be putting in gas dressed as I was...

I just thought that was very nice of him.

 

[Spinaroonie]

The guy working the counter was 9?

 

[Sillyman]

The guy working the counter was 9?

Tenennesee has very loose child labor laws.

 

[Private Vasquez]

the biggest advantage to being a girl is that fun fun menstruation thing..it's a hoot!

 

[Sillyman]

the biggest advantage to being a girl is that fun fun menstruation thing..it's a hoot!

Yeah wish I could have bleed from my crotch when I was 14 and enjoyed grossing people out. Man, there are guys who ate live insects in grade school who get grossed out at the mention of a period.

 

[Laurel]

The guy working the counter was 9?

He was a precocious 9-year-old.

 

[Private Vasquez]

that brings up another advantage: girls don't have to work until they're 11

 

[WriterDom]

so, ok, this example isn't exactly the best one, but I went to the store tonight to buy cigarettes and a lighter.

It would be really great for you, and your son, if you gave those evil coffin nails up. Speaking as a X smoker. Hell, I'd even give up a weekend here and there to get you over the oral gratification hurdle.

 

[Sillyman]

But the minute they hit 11 their little freeloadin' asses better be walkin the streets.

 

[QuickDuck]

Biggest advantage i can see for females is that clean up after masterbation is (usually) alot easier

/wave
QuickDuck

 

[mistressastra]

LOL is that so? My hubby would take a rag, towel off, get dressed and go. Me, I'd be so damn wet with his come and mine, that I'd have to shower. Sheesh!

 

[mistressastra]

Masturbation is still just as messy ;-)

 

[playful Kitten26]

there are advantages but there are also disadvatages.

The biggest disadvatage is that damn monthly period. I still feel like that is so unfair.

Advatage:
easy clean up after sex
help when my car breaks down
free drink when I go to bars
having the door held for me ( I love that one)

and so on.....

 

[Gord]

one good reason to be male

I read a report the other day saying that the % difference between males and femails is slightly out of sinc. ie there is about 52% females to 48% males in world pop.

This means greater choice for us blokes - which is nice and lets face it guys women do on the whole rub up that little bit better than the average guy.

So in conclusion when it come down to the survival of the fittest find a mate stake - the guys have it slightly better

 

[APhil]

Re: one good reason to be male

I read a report the other day saying that the % difference between males and femails is slightly out of sinc. ie there is about 52% females to 48% males in world pop.

This means greater choice for us blokes - which is nice and lets face it guys women do on the whole rub up that little bit better than the average guy.

So in conclusion when it come down to the survival of the fittest find a mate stake - the guys have it slightly better

And yet, I can't find even ONE female of that 52% that is willing to even consider dating me.

What the hell?

 

[J.B.]

<snip>having the door held for me ( I love that one)
and so on.....

I do too...
Oh & Letting you go first

 

[zantac666]

Yea girls can get anything out of me just by batting there eyes at me and smile.

 

[Cheyenne]

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=82211&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

No boners to hide.

 

[QuickDuck]

Yea girls can get anything out of me just by batting there eyes at me and smile.

i will agree with that too!

gawd i'm a softey *lol*

 

[QuickDuck]

Masturbation is still just as messy ;-)

*chuckle* but it doesn't need to be

oh another thing.... women get all the sex toys!

the best a guy can do is a video and some latex rubber thing of someone supposedly famous's backside.

not quite sure what we should get... but you would think they could be a bit mroe creative *lol*

 

[InnocentAngel81]

hmm i will have to try that being a woman stuff someday