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‘It’s like a vampire’: Colbert’s Cartoon Trump explains why he doesn’t want pictures of his penis to see the light of day
What would be the appropreate wood for a stake to finish off a Big Apple Asshole?
White Pine?
The “tru-ish misadventures” of President Donald Trump were parodied in a new episode by Showtime’s Our Cartoon President. The show, produced by Stephen Colbert and his Late Show executive producer Chris Licht, featured a White House press conference with the commander in chief discussing his legal strategy and penis.
“Spring has sprung. All winter long, adult film stars have been hibernating — bellies full of fish — now they’re all emerging from their caves and giving interviews to Anderson Cooper,” the Cartoon President told the assembled journalists.
“Sir, why haven’t you refuted the Stormy Daniels allegations,” a reporter asked.
“I’m trying to take the high road,” the Cartoon President explained “and do everything I can not to have a picture of my penis go public.”
“I mean, that thing is like a vampire,” the Cartoon President said of his penis. “Bloodless, can’t see it in a mirror. And at first Eastern European women fall in love with it, but eventually they try to drive a wooden stake through it.”
What would be the appropreate wood for a stake to finish off a Big Apple Asshole?
White Pine?