The 2 Things Bush Didn't Discuss With Putin

[shereads]

I know they share a special bond, because Dubya said after his very first meeting with Vladimir Putin that he could "see into his soul, and knew he could be trusted." (Well, duh! If you can't trust a former head of the KGB, who can you trust?)

But there are some things even close friends don't talk about. I''m guessing that the frank discussion didn't include:

"About these allegations of prisoner torture in Chechnia / at Guantanamo..."

"Did you really put arsenic in that guy's soup? Kinda backfired on you, didn't it...Messed him up good, though."

 

[Guest]

Speaking of souls they probably didn't discuss Pushkin's and Whitman's contributions to literature. Speaking of soul they probably didn't discuss James Brown's second memoir. P.

 

[Couture]

You mind if I hang out here until this whole gay male prostitute thing blows over?

 

[rgraham666]

Anybody notice if Bush had a notepad out while Putin was talking?

 

[BigAndTall]

Not arsenic, it was dioxon.

Arsenic is to easy to find to use as an affective poison.

 

[shereads]

Not arsenic, it was dioxon.

Arsenic is to easy to find to use as an affective poison.

Do you think GWB would have known that?

 

[ruminator]

Do you think GWB would have known that?

No, not unless someone told him, and provided he didn't forget the fact after he was told.

I understand the inherent insincerity of politics but how can anyone speak such blatant contradictions in front of a worldwide audience? He has to be aware that his claims of a free press, free elections and unviolated civil liberties don't make the grade here at home. Then, some wonder why the world can't take him seriously.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

C'mon guys, you're being cruel to their budding man-love. Can't you see that this is possibly the greatest symbol of the age? Two countries for nearly half a century were the bitterest enemies and nearly carved up the world for their feud, now having two leaders who understand each other deeply both inside and out if you know what I mean.

When GWB first looked into Putin's beautiful eyes, he saw what he had always wanted in a companion and a business partner. Now joined by the War on Terror, they have all the excuses they need to be with each other for secret meetings. Sigh, if only his political backers weren't so close-minded, he could truly be honest and throw away the sham and he and Putin could move to Sweeden like they always wanted, leave behind the World Domination and Instant Putin Mixes that overflow the grocery stores. They could leave behind the hatred, the condemnations, the expectations, the sexy sexy nuclear weapons and truly be happy.

For now, though he has to settle for merely looking longingly in the eyes of his beloved KGB bear and try not to think that he's receiving beautiful communion in the same chair some man got a bj from a woman. It tears him apart to keep it all in. Can't you understand that?

Insensitive bastards.

 

[ruminator]

...wonders if Hallmark makes a card for such an occasion...​

 

[Guest]

C'mon guys, you're being cruel to their budding man-love. Can't you see that this is possibly the greatest symbol of the age? Two countries for nearly half a century were the bitterest enemies and nearly carved up the world for their feud, now having two leaders who understand each other deeply both inside and out if you know what I mean.

When GWB first looked into Putin's beautiful eyes, he saw what he had always wanted in a companion and a business partner. Now joined by the War on Terror, they have all the excuses they need to be with each other for secret meetings. Sigh, if only his political backers weren't so close-minded, he could truly be honest and throw away the sham and he and Putin could move to Sweeden like they always wanted, leave behind the World Domination and Instant Putin Mixes that overflow the grocery stores. They could leave behind the hatred, the condemnations, the expectations, the sexy sexy nuclear weapons and truly be happy.

For now, though he has to settle for merely looking longingly in the eyes of his beloved KGB bear and try not to think that he's receiving beautiful communion in the same chair some man got a bj from a woman. It tears him apart to keep it all in. Can't you understand that?

Insensitive bastards.

you are so correct. when you put it this way, my heart strums for their seemingly unrequieted love...
v~
wiping suspicious wetness from cheek.

 

[yui]

...wonders if Hallmark makes a card for such an occasion...​

Yes...and it opens from the back.

But it's all good in the name of love!

 

[ruminator]

Yes...and it opens from the back.

But it's all good in the name of love!

........*snort*..​

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Well y'all voted for half of the package!

 

[shereads]

C'mon guys, you're being cruel to their budding man-love. Can't you see that this is possibly the greatest symbol of the age? Two countries for nearly half a century were the bitterest enemies and nearly carved up the world for their feud, now having two leaders who understand each other deeply both inside and out if you know what I mean.

When GWB first looked into Putin's beautiful eyes, he saw what he had always wanted in a companion and a business partner. Now joined by the War on Terror, they have all the excuses they need to be with each other for secret meetings. Sigh, if only his political backers weren't so close-minded, he could truly be honest and throw away the sham and he and Putin could move to Sweeden like they always wanted, leave behind the World Domination and Instant Putin Mixes that overflow the grocery stores. They could leave behind the hatred, the condemnations, the expectations, the sexy sexy nuclear weapons and truly be happy.

For now, though he has to settle for merely looking longingly in the eyes of his beloved KGB bear and try not to think that he's receiving beautiful communion in the same chair some man got a bj from a woman. It tears him apart to keep it all in. Can't you understand that?

Insensitive bastards.

I double-triple dare you to write it for the Celebrities category.

 

[shereads]

Well y'all voted for half of the package!

You jest.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

I double-triple dare you to write it for the Celebrities category.

He who opens the Lucinomicon will suffer madness. Are you sure you want to open the evil evil story?