The $1500 vibrator (just in time for Valentines Day)

[shereads]

This must vibrate a lot.

http://www.goodvibes.com/item--i-1-2-AJ-0519--m-081.html

 

[AppleBiter]

This must vibrate a lot.

http://www.goodvibes.com/item--i-1-2-AJ-0519--m-081.html

They're actually out of stock, too! Who has that much disposable income?! For that much money, it better cook me breakfast and cuddle afterward.

 

[rikaaim]

Part of the Lelo line, Yva is the essence of the new pleasure couture revolutionizing the industry. 3 1/2 wide x 2 wide. Volume: 1; Intensity: 3.


With an intensity of three, I'm not too sure of that power thing. Then again, I hardly use them, so I'm not sure what would be intense enough.

 

[shereads]

An elegant objet d’art, made of luxurious material and placed within a beautiful wooden gift box....why, that would be Yva. Available in high-grade steel or 18K gold-plate, Yva is not your average vibrator. Heavy, shiny and ergonomically designed, Yva is splashproof, rechargeable and features a strong pulsing motor. Yva holds a charge for up to seven hours and comes with her own charger, instruction manual, satin pouch and 1-year warranty from the manufacturer. Yva is small, exceedingly quiet and would make the perfect addition to your collection of functional art.

Part of the Lelo line, Yva is the essence of the new pleasure couture revolutionizing the industry. 3 1/2 wide x 2 wide. Volume: 1; Intensity: 3.

Okay, but for $1500 shouldn't it also grind nutmeg, or write love poems or something?

 

[shereads]

Part of the Lelo line, Yva is the essence of the new pleasure couture revolutionizing the industry. 3 1/2 wide x 2 wide. Volume: 1; Intensity: 3.


With an intensity of three, I'm not too sure of that power thing. Then again, I hardly use them, so I'm not sure what would be intense enough.

Oh.

Well, I don't use them either.

From what I've read, though, an industrial jackhammer has an intensity of 5. Plus, you get a gift box with this.

 

[rikaaim]

Okay, but for $1500 shouldn't it also grind nutmeg, or write love poems or something?

Heavy, shiny and ergonomically designed, Yva is splashproof, rechargeable and features a strong pulsing motor.

With it costing that much it should at least be more than "splash" proof. It should definately be full fledged water proof. The last thing that you want hapening is to get it excessively wet, then bam! (sorry Shanglan) a sudden schock or stop of function.

 

[rikaaim]

Oh.

Well, I don't use them either.

From what I've read, though, an industrial jackhammer has an intensity of 5. Plus, you get a gift box with this.

I'm sure you could pay a stud for $1,500 to come over and pound you like a jackhammer for seven hours, and he can even carry a gift box for ya.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Then again, I hardly use them, so I'm not sure what would be intense enough.

Sure, sure.

 

[minsue]

Sure, sure.

. .

 

[rikaaim]

Sure, sure.

It all depends on the type of vibe, lenght, and twist with turns.

It has to be the total package. If not, sheer length and size will suffice.

 

[SlickTony]

Okay, but for $1500 shouldn't it also grind nutmeg, or write love poems or something?

That's the way I feel about shoes in that price range...they should be seven-league boots, and comfortable at that.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Okay, but for $1500 shouldn't it also grind nutmeg, or write love poems or something?

Maybe you can also get it to open jars.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Part of the Lelo line, Yva is the essence of the new pleasure couture revolutionizing the industry. 3 1/2 wide x 2 wide. Volume: 1; Intensity: 3.


With an intensity of three, I'm not too sure of that power thing. Then again, I hardly use them, so I'm not sure what would be intense enough.

If 3 is equivilent to the Richtor scale...

 

[Guest]

Where's CD? BD

Perdita

 

[rgraham666]

I'm sure you could pay a stud for $1,500 to come over and pound you like a jackhammer for seven hours, and he can even carry a gift box for ya.

I'd do shereads for airfare.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by rikaaim
I'm sure you could pay a stud for $1,500 to come over and pound you like a jackhammer for seven hours, and he can even carry a gift box for ya.

I'd do shereads for airfare.

I would be glad to pay my own way.

 

[Guest]

If 3 is equivilent to the Richtor scale...

If I recall correctly, 5 is the highest number for intensity. With vibrators people are interested in the intensity of the tool and the noise factor. I no longer care about the noise (sons moved out) but I recall it was difficult to get a high intensity tool with a low noise level (like in real life ).

Perdita

 

[zeb1094]

Quote:
Originally Posted by rikaaim
I'm sure you could pay a stud for $1,500 to come over and pound you like a jackhammer for seven hours, and he can even carry a gift box for ya.




I would be glad to pay my own way.

Hell, I'll move in with her and pay my own way and hers!

 

[Huckleman2000]

I've known women who would orgasm at receiving a $1500 gold-plated object d'art vibrator, whether it was splash-proof or not!

Or, think of it this way - you're not buying your partner a $1500 vibrator, you're buying a really good blowjob.

 

[rikaaim]

If 3 is equivilent to the Richtor scale...

I would hope many after shocks of the same intensity followed.

 

[~photoguy~]

I can't imagine that the orgasm is gonna be *that* much better than the orgasm from a $25 toy ???

prolly will never know, since *nobody* I know is ever gonna shell out the eqivalent of a used car to buy one

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Is $1500 REALLY that expensive? I mean, think about it - it doesn't fart, belch, or leave dirty socks on the floor.

This, however... is it supposed to massage your clit or clean your teeth?
http://www.goodvibes.com/ImageGallery/Products/SmallThumbnails/p5040t.jpg

 

[Svenskaflicka]

And THIS - is it a special brand for mothers-of-eight???

http://www.goodvibes.com/ImageGallery/Products/BigThumbnails/p4422b.jpg

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"Hitatchi Magic Wand".
http://www.goodvibes.com/ImageGallery/Products/BigThumbnails/p55b.jpg
All of a sudden, I feel a plotbunny for a Harry Potter slash story coming on...

 

[logophile]

And THIS - is it a special brand for mothers-of-eight???

http://www.goodvibes.com/ImageGallery/Products/BigThumbnails/p4422b.jpg

I knew a women once who owned this...
Seriously.
She was a lesbian and had never been with a man, ever.
Had absolutely no frame of reference for the measurements listed and only saw a picture in a mag (but without the accompanying hand in this photo).

Yeah. It never left its wrapper.
She was so very very very scared of it.