The 10-Words-or-Less Edible Story Thread

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Add something tasty to continue the previous post. Rules: ten words or less; keep the story food-related; a gypsy curse upon the first poster to change the verb tense or pov. Bon appetit. (That's French for, "There are snails on my wife's plate!" ~ from the landmark motion picture, The Jerk)

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"Fool! You call this an olive?" Lucretia hurled the
 
shereads said:
Add something tasty to continue the previous post. Rules: ten words or less; keep the story food-related; a gypsy curse upon the first poster to change the verb tense or pov. Bon appetit. (That's French for, "There are snails on my wife's plate!" ~ from the landmark motion picture, The Jerk)

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"Fool! You call this an olive?" Lucretia hurled the

plate of olives and assorted appetizers across the table at
 
carsonshepherd said:
plate of olives and assorted appetizers across the table at
Le Restaurant, um, - e. Little did Lucretia know that at the
 
yui said:
Le Restaurant, um, - e. Little did Lucretia know that at the
table opposite sat the world-famous gastronome, M. Fleiss. Jacques ducked
 
Stella_Omega said:
the barrage, and licked the Pate de fois gras from
Sevres to Aix. M. Fleiss caught the olive salvo squarely
 
cantdog said:
Sevres to Aix. M. Fleiss caught the olive salvo squarely

on his platter of mushy peas and fried egg butties

The Earl
 
Stella_Omega said:
"Good heavens," cried the Matre D', "We haven't grilled since

1973 when Bubba caught the restaurant on fire! Wouldn't you rather
 
cloudy said:
1973 when Bubba caught the restaurant on fire! Wouldn't you rather

try a different olive?" Lucretia seethed with rage. If only
 
joeys-game said:
we were in Greece, they at least understand the

importance of olive etiquette and the vital ingredient necessary for
 
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maggot420 said:
importance of olive etiquette and the vital ingredient necessary for

a top class olive oil based salad dressing, as served
 
matriarch said:
a top class olive oil based salad dressing, as served

by Adelpha and Adonia, the conjoined chef twins." Suddenly, Lucretia
 
shereads said:
by Adelpha and Adonia, the conjoined chef twins." Suddenly, Lucretia

knew she was not eating haute Cuisine from
 
cantdog said:
"Waiter, there's Fleiss in my soup!" screamed Jacques.

There was no discerning the difference between orange segments and
 
CharleyH said:
There was no discerning the difference between orange segments and
tangerine segments. Sputtering, Fleiss lifted his head from the soup.
 
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