The 10 Commandments

BlackSnake

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REMAKE SUCCCCCCKS AASSS!!!! Where is the frigin remove. The Moses as no presences...skinny puck dude...he also needs to wash his hair. :rolleyes:
 
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BlackSnake said:
REMAKE SUCCCCCCKS AASSS!!!! Were is the frigin remove.
Oh. (Rubbing hands eagerly) Do elaborate. Give us all the gory details!
 
I have the original on VHS and when I play it, the music is so powerful....wow! Think Dukes of Hazzard. :rolleyes: Gosh! They need to cut the crap
 
http://www.filmsite.org/posters/tenc.gif This commanding film was the epic account of the liberation of the Hebrew people from Egyptian bondage by Egyptian prince Moses (Charlton Heston), born a Hebrew slave. Raised as the Pharaoh's adopted son by royal Egyptian Pharaoh Sethi (Sir Cedric Hardwicke), he helps in the construction of the giant pyramids. Saving a slave's life, he delivers a famous line:

Blood makes poor mortar.

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This new Moses smashes the slave driver's head with a rock :rolleyes: "Yeah, give this Moses the ten commandments" :rolleyes:

AND...when they leave Egypt, his brother (by adoption) is not Pharaoh.

AND...Moses was strong!

http://graphics8.nytimes.com//images/section/movies/amg/video/cov120/drv500/v585/v585912pemh.jpg
 
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A weak voice....whispers "Do you know who I am? Do you trust me?"

God don't whisper!

What happened to "Behold his mighty hand!"

AND...a sand storm instead of a pillar of fire :rolleyes:
 
BlackSnake said:
REMAKE SUCCCCCCKS AASSS!!!! Where is the frigin remove. The Moses as no presences...skinny puck dude...he also needs to wash his hair. :rolleyes:
You were expecting better than Chuck Heston? :rolleyes:
 
BlackSnake said:
No wonder, its a frigin Hallmark movie :rolleyes:
I don't know when a greeting card company got it up their ass that they should be making movies, but they should have shit that idea years ago.

:rolleyes:
 
Halo_n_horns said:
I don't know when a greeting card company got it up their ass that they should be making movies, but they should have shit that idea years ago.

:rolleyes:
They did shit the idea...where did you think it came from to begin with? The real problem is their olfactory glands...they don't function properly. A.K.A. their shit don't stink. :cool:
I can't believe anyone had the cajones to do a remake of The Ten Commandments.:rolleyes: Is nothing sacred?
 
Tom Collins said:
I can't believe anyone had the cajones to do a remake of The Ten Commandments.:rolleyes: Is nothing sacred?
Yuck, yuck, yuck!

That was a pun, right? And never mind Chuck. No one beats our Yul as Pharaoh!
"Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera....."

Oops. Wrong movie. Well, he's bald and bare chested in both. :catroar:
 
BlackSnake said:
REMAKE SUCCCCCCKS AASSS!!!! Where is the frigin remove. The Moses as no presences...skinny puck dude...he also needs to wash his hair. :rolleyes:


I agree compleltely! Blech! We just saw it last night. The acting is terrible! We were pretty disappointed. But, then, it would be hard to compete w/the likes of the original. They shouldn't have tried. *shakes head*
 
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