That's one big Messi

[Bert Notorius]

Not really. He's 5'-6".

Gooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaalllllllllllll.
Gooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaalllllllllllll.
Gooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaalllllllllllll.
Gooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaalllllllllllll.
Gooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaalllllllllllll.


http://www.trustedwatch.com/cms/images/content/prominews/l/3322_Lionel-Messi-die-neue-Ikone-von-Audemars-Piguet.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

Riddle of Barca star Lionel Messi’s ‘secret signals to Syria rebels’l

It then claims his darting runs were a secret code used by gun runners — and by tracking the direction of the dribbles, passes and shot, it is possible to draw a route into Syria.


As Messi makes his run, the voiceover states: "Here we see the first stage where arms are loaded from Lebanon. Then they pass through Homs and are delivered to another terrorist. We also see how they warn that they will face some obstacles until they reach Dayr Al Zawr."

Soccer is so violent.

 

[Fuckette]

Neymar

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m159gaw3em1r9etg9o1_500.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

He's sucking a badabink.