That's it. . .I wanna be a FLIRT!

cutie pie

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But I don't know how to. Someone please teach me.

Obviously, it won't be Rambrat.

:D
 
Repeat after me.

"Ooh. Youre nummy. Lemme taste you."

This would be a good opener.

Okay, now you try it ;)
 
Oscuridad said:
Repeat after me.

"Ooh. Youre nummy. Lemme taste you."

This would be a good opener.

Okay, now you try it ;)

Ohhh. . .You're nummy. Lemme taste you. Please.

How's that? Should I be naked when I'm saying this? :devil:
 
cutie pie said:
Ohhh. . .You're nummy. Lemme taste you. Please.

How's that? Should I be naked when I'm saying this? :devil:

Every little bit helps :kiss:

Well done Miss Pie, you pass level one.

*looks over at JL with a knowing smile*
 
Oscuridad said:
Every little bit helps :kiss:

Well done Miss Pie, you pass level one.

*looks over at JL with a knowing smile*

I think cp will be able to skip a level or two...or three.:D
 
Your av looks in danger of falling.... wait...and I'll push my bed over and you can fall on it ;)
 
Oscuridad said:
Every little bit helps :kiss:

Well done Miss Pie, you pass level one.

*looks over at JL with a knowing smile*

I'm so excited!! What's the next level?

Don't mind JL over there. . .she's just instigating. . .:D
 
Next level is innuendo.

This is hard to demonstrate as it requires a lively back and forth in order to be truly arousing.

But give it a try.
 
cutie pie said:
But I don't know how to. Someone please teach me.

Obviously, it won't be Rambrat.

:D

why be another fluff...the world needs more shit stirrers...
didn't you hear, hatred is in...
 
Oscuridad said:
But can you wear it and still do the hatred thing?

*ponders*

Sure...it doesn't require any use of brains to spew hatred...so my head would be no more useful then a hat rack.
 
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