That thread sucks! ^^^ That one too! v v v

[CHNOPS]

This thread cleans spots off black marble and recharges electric car batteries. It has no gag reflex and breathes through its ears. It is not running for mayor of anything, and doesn't care who the Boy Scouts let in. It is not Muslim nor Tasmanian. It occasionally shows its tits. Its tits are pierced, and the left one opens and closes the garage door. It will fuck you and doesn't care if you call the next day. It thinks chat is for lonely dweebs and anyway, it knows how to set up a simple Litmus configuration. It walks the dog for you when you're busy, and will never park its semi in your driveway without your consent. If it had a dick, it could get it up. It is not an old whiny Marine. It is black coffee made the right way. It likes it rough. It sings.

That's this thread. Those ^^^ v v v are other threads.

The choice is clear.

 

[Adre]

Does it copy and paste?

 

[SinCityBaby]

I must need new batteries in my left tit. I squeeze and squeeze and squeeze, but the damn garage door doesn't budge.

 

[CHNOPS]

Does it copy and paste?

This thread does not copy and paste.

 

[CHNOPS]

I must need new batteries in my left tit. I squeeze and squeeze and squeeze, but the damn garage door doesn't budge.

Tits are all different. Check and see if you're changing the TV channels.

 

[CHNOPS]

This thread--and this is important--this thread has no (0, none) midgets.

 

[glynndah]

It was a great thread, too, until the black coffee part.

 

[cjh]

This thread is flawed.

It fails to work properly when it gets bumped.

 

[neci]

why do you hate against the midgets?

 

[JohnnySavage]

The Ship Thread is always a nice alternative. Over there we welcome all types. Even midgets.

 

[blackleggings]

My left tit doesn't hold nearly as much talent compared to this thread.

 

[MonaLittle]

This thread is flawed.

It fails to work properly when it gets bumped.

This.

Makes me sad that Sonny made a boo boo.

 

[CHNOPS]

This thread is flawed.

It fails to work properly when it gets bumped.

It's symbolic. Like, "any thread you put there is going to suck."

This thread is meta.

 

[cjh]

The Ship Thread is always a nice alternative. Over there we welcome all types. Even midgets.

Is it, unlike this one, fit for the purpose for which it was sold?

 

[MonaLittle]

It's symbolic. Like, "any thread you put there is going to suck."

This thread is meta.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=45379958&postcount=12

 

[CHNOPS]

This thread does not mind when Mona teases it. This thread is turned on by Mona's teasing.

 

[thør]

This thread does not mind when Mona teases it. This thread is turned on by Mona's teasing.

So, "sucks" is a good thing?

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

Most threads on here are quite misogynistic. At least 50% of them should... you know... lick.

 

[CHNOPS]

So, "sucks" is a good thing?

It is when Mona does it.

 

[blackleggings]

This thread fills me with hope.

 

[MonaLittle]

Hey! I saw that.

Your sweet talk will not change my mind.

Boo.Boo.

 

[CHNOPS]

This thread fills blackleggings' breasts with hope. That's a lot of hope.

This thread added the "breasts" part, and would do it again.

 

[glynndah]

This thread makes me realize I've been here too long.

 

[CHNOPS]

This thread feels that no amount of Glynndah is too much or too long.

 

[CHNOPS]

This thread does not care either way about ships.