that smell

Use it 8 or 9 times a day......they're self cleaning.......or roll over........may have the wrong side....




:D
 
oh, for FUCKING crying out loud!!!!!

Christ! Call your pharmacist, Puhleeeeezze!!! :eek:
 
Drink lots of water w/ lemon and cranberry juice also- maybe your OB/GYN can recommend something- maybe a douche? And making sure you get into every nook & cranny when you wash it helps
 
Wiggles said:
Most likely a yeast infection? This might sound weird, but if your taking penicillin it could be a result of that. Apparently it kills all your little yeast fighters or something.
I've heard this remedy, now it is really weird but it might work for you...
Get plain yogurt, Freeze it in a tampon, and um, well you know, stick it where the sun don't shine! I shit you not, I've read it on a medical board before.

Also, as a side note, eating parsley makes your juices sweeter, women and men alike.


God help the man who stumbles into this thread :D

Why? It is like finding all the good places to eat!


:p :D
 
"Back! Keep it coming!! Back! That cement truck is fully loaded, right? Good! Now, start pouring! I want the entire entrance to this devilsh thread sealed up nice and tight! Keep pouring! I want it ALL! yeah, keep it coming........... " :rolleyes:
 
Wiggles said:


Also, as a side note, eating parsley makes your juices sweeter, women and men alike.



What do parsley & pubic hair have in commen?







You push both to the side when eating
 
Any time you're taking antibiotics, it's a good idea to have a cup of yogurt once a day as a snack or breakfast. Eat the yogurt, the idea is to replinish the cultures throughout your body.
 
Re: Re: that smell

Problem Child said:



If it's really good you might try getting it hired on as a search-vagina at the WTC bombing site.

PC, your new piece of ass is slightly rippled.
 
Seriously cbeech, you need to see an ob/gyn (or your girlfriend does) to make sure that nothing is going on infection-wise. Women's sex does have a smell. I happen to like that smell. It shouldn't be off-putting, but rather, sweet and sensual.
 
don't cram the yogurt up your vagina.. eat it with a spoon with your mouth..

Jeez.. talk about getting an infection. With that advice... if you don't have an infection, you will. Don't ever put food products up there to store them. It's not a refridgerator.. nor a pantry... You can't store yogurt at 98.6 degrees and not expect it to get rancid..

*walks off shaking her head*


As far as the smell thing.. go see your OB/GYN..
 
If you're going to consider putting yogert into your vagina, please do remember to use PLAIN yogurt and not the fruit/other flavors kinds.

However, registered "^^" was right: they're self cleaning. You're WAY WAY WAY better off to not put anything in there at all, unless it belongs there. Anything you do decide put in there, be sure it's clean. (In other words, either an ass fucking or a pussy fucking - or an ass fucking after a pussy fucking - but never ever ever switch between the two. One *will* end up with nasty infections that way.)

If you're worried about the smell, go to the doc and talk to her/him about it. You *have* to say the words - you can't expect them to guess. There are some kinds of infections that produce strong smells there and you need medication to get rid of most of them.

If you smell, really smell, then something is wrong. We don't have much past a mild aroma there, usually. If you keep yourself clean and use the place appropriately (that means no douches, please, and nothing slipped inside that isn't clean and doesn't belong there), then you should not smell strongly.




And PHANTOM5875? What's your problem, man? All of us have a right to discuss the care and feeding of our bodies here. Good questions are good questions, whether they're concerned with the smell our vaginas give off, or how to find that prostate, the best way to accomplish a fistfucking, or how to pander to fragile male egos by flirting incessantly while meaning none of it. If you don't want to see it, if you're not interested, then back out quietly. Don't make someone else feel bad for asking a good question just cuz you're squeamish, okay? That's just not very kind.
 
cmbidia, your point is well taken. Should have done just as you said. It just put me off completely (and I DON'T apologize for that) but I SHOULD have gone about my business as you stated.

Apologies to anyone who was genuinely offended.

Color me gone. :)
 
cym, um, how does one accomplish fist fucking? I've never been successful at either giving or receiving.
 
Wiggles, I agree. Plain yogurt is great for a topical treatment of yeast infections. Just make sure that it is Dannon or Yoplait or one of the others with "active cultures." Some of the cheaper store brands do not have active cultures and they will not help you one bit.
 
Ok.. I'm sorry for my post wiggles.. I wasn't doubting you. I am a OB/GYN nurse.. not currently working as one.. but I am trained as one.

Yogurt used like that is for PREVENTION.. not curing. "Yeast infection prevention: Eating yogurt reduces the risk. Putting yogurt in the vagina is more effective. Don't wear underwear at night. Your body needs a chance to be cool and dry after a day of clothing which traps heat and moisture. If you're prone to yeast infections and have to take an antibiotic start using anti-yeast cream as soon as you start the antibiotics. After using the bathroom wipe from front to back. Don't permit vaginal intercourse after anal intercourse unless your boyfriend washes his penis first.

I'm thinking this person might have Bacterial vaginitis rather than a yeast infection..

Bacterial vaginitis is a far more prevalent vaginal infection than yeast infection and is characterized by a foul odor which is not present in yeast infection.

Untreated bacterial vaginitis can result in pelvic inflammatory disease and lead to future infertility. It is imperative that a woman who is self-treating what she thinks is a yeast infection be positive that her vaginal infection is actually caused by yeast and not some other infection or STD.

So I still stand by my advice.. seek the advice of a doctor you feel comfortable talking about this with.


Sorry for the misunderstanding wiggles.. :)

*edited because I messed up*
 
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