That Should Be a T-Shirt

Saw some asshole on college campus recently with ‘Eating Pussy Cures Depression’ tshirt. Dude must never get laid.
 
Listen up, Buttercups
Are you feelin a little Blah today?
Like a wilted daisy in a desert
Well, slap that Blah right out of your brain
Today, we're not just gonna conquer the world
We're gonna do it wi so much sass
that the world will beg for mercy
 
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