That old Jiff peanut butter ad...

atariblue

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Choosy moms choose.... well you know. But what if we put a Lit twist on it?

I'd imagine the moms in question would be a few upper class suburbanite housewives. They have no need to work, so they concern themselves with whatever pleases them. And at times they do get bored.

So, what do choosy moms choose? Is it group sex? The pool boy? Their son and/or daughter? The friends of their kids? Maybe they want their own sex slave, ya know, to clean the carpets.
 
Mother #1 "Taste Jif."
(Mother #2 kneels down and puts Jif's hard cock into her warm mouth)
Mother #2 "He tastes better, really better!"
 
If I wrote this it would be as satire.

The three moms would be named Patty, Betty, and Jean, known to everyone as insert drum roll here P.B.&J..

Of course they would be white bread wasps...

But not quite part of the upper crust.

At least one would be a new mom so Jif could have PB&J with milk...

If Jif is extra creamy, I think one of the moms might need to be extra chunky

Maybe Jif's best frined Skippy could pay him a visit

This could really be a very punny story

Okay, okay, I'll stop now, but I'm gonna put this on on my 'maybe someday in the future' pile.
 
If I wrote this it would be as satire.

The three moms would be named Patty, Betty, and Jean, known to everyone as insert drum roll here P.B.&J..

Of course they would be white bread wasps...

But not quite part of the upper crust.

At least one would be a new mom so Jif could have PB&J with milk...

If Jif is extra creamy, I think one of the moms might need to be extra chunky

Maybe Jif's best frined Skippy could pay him a visit

This could really be a very punny story

Okay, okay, I'll stop now, but I'm gonna put this on on my 'maybe someday in the future' pile.

Great stuff. By the way, I love your profile comments.
 
Great stuff. By the way, I love your profile comments.

Eye 2 red her profile comments & eye 4 won be leave there exceptable rules when your righting something people will reed. Pms or comments.


Edit: Do any of these women try nutella?
 
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