That "oh crap" feeling.
- Thread starter Liar
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Hahahahahaha! What should us girls know about when that happens?
Does piss blow out your ears?
OMG...this reminds me of something that happened about 30+ years ago with my husband.
Kinda embarrassing to tell but funny anyway.
One night, we'd had sex...as usual, when he pulled out, he grabbed a Kleenex tissue from the box on the nightstand and draped it over the end of his penis and squeezed it around the rest of it.
The point was to "mop up the wet"....but he fell asleep like that this one night.
During the course of the night, rolling over in his sleep, etc., most of the tissue had torn off...but was stuck like glue over the tip of the penis.
He got up in the middle of the night to go pee....stumbled half-asleep into the bathroom without realizing it....
As soon as the flow started, the dried-on Kleenex acted like a thumb over the end of a garden hose....
It hit the wall....down his legs....his face....it went everywhere, like a sprinkler going off....everywhere except into the toilet.
He'd probably kill me if he knew I told this story.
Kinda embarrassing to tell but funny anyway.
One night, we'd had sex...as usual, when he pulled out, he grabbed a Kleenex tissue from the box on the nightstand and draped it over the end of his penis and squeezed it around the rest of it.
The point was to "mop up the wet"....but he fell asleep like that this one night.
During the course of the night, rolling over in his sleep, etc., most of the tissue had torn off...but was stuck like glue over the tip of the penis.
He got up in the middle of the night to go pee....stumbled half-asleep into the bathroom without realizing it....
As soon as the flow started, the dried-on Kleenex acted like a thumb over the end of a garden hose....
It hit the wall....down his legs....his face....it went everywhere, like a sprinkler going off....everywhere except into the toilet.
He'd probably kill me if he knew I told this story.
parodyluvr75
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BotanyBoy
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While at Home Depot/Lows/Costco or other 10 acre mega store with a 1/2 mile hike to the shitter.
Talk about "dropping wood" and running. Two aisles over, the hammer drops.
The call comes out..."clean-up on aisle nine". You poor guy!
ms_ann_thrope
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Hearing the car door lock catch while staring at the keys hanging in the ignition.
pensivepoet
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Seeing the red and blue in the rear view mirror.
