That missing excitement...

[HerculePervot]

...is what I'm looking for.

Being single this year has sucked, and looks like it's going to continue to suck for a few months yet. So I'm looking to find a woman to be a regular online chat/play partner. Someone who has unfulfilled desires and needs, whether they're single or not.

I'm an easygoing, mildy dominant, assertive man who enjoys talking to women who have personality and can hold a conversation. If that's you and you'd like to get to know a man with a significant sexual appetite and a kinky imagination, say hello here or on PM. Your age and experience are unimportant, it's your sexuality I'm interested in..

 

[tigger_lover]

you need to say a little about your self, maybe your timezone and age range, good luck if your search

 

[HerculePervot]

you need to say a little about your self, maybe your timezone and age range, good luck if your search

Thanks for the tip! I'm 36 and in the UK. I'm also tall, lean, and still have all my hair

 

[HerculePervot]

Friday evening bump...

 

[HerculePervot]

Another bump..

 

[HerculePervot]

New year bump...

 

[HerculePervot]

bump...

 

[HerculePervot]

Bump...

 

[MMM_wms]

you need to say a little about your self, maybe your timezone and age range, good luck if your search

tell me something please, tigger lover: now that Hercule shared his age and where he lives, and also somes bits of information on the looks of his body, does all this info matter one damned fart for a woman who likes to exchange mails with him?.

It seems to me, he said whats important before you asked him for more. Because any woman capable of focusing on what matters, has read that out of his original ad.

I wrote this comment, BTW, to express my disdain for better-knower people like you. You might have done him a more valuable service by exchanging a mail or two with him-

Just my two cents worth!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

tell me something please, tigger lover: now that Hercule shared his age and where he lives, and also somes bits of information on the looks of his body, does all this info matter one damned fart for a woman who likes to exchange mails with him?.

It seems to me, he said whats important before you asked him for more. Because any woman capable of focusing on what matters, has read that out of his original ad.

I wrote this comment, BTW, to express my disdain for better-knower people like you. You might have done him a more valuable service by exchanging a mail or two with him-

Just my two cents worth!

Wow. You’re quite bitter. I see you’re in the same boat. Calm down what you display and maybe you’ll have better luck too.

 

[MMM_wms]

Wow. You’re quite bitter. I see you’re in the same boat. Calm down what you display and maybe you’ll have better luck too.

dear Caramel Creme, First of all, your observation is quite well taken; I did in fact get more upset than I should have.

It happened, I suppose, because most of what happens here on the Lit boards is foam beating. Some people are only doing that, like better-knower tigger lover, IMHO. While others wrap the foam they beat up nicely, like you tend to do that with threads that you start. But eventually even your “Woo” thread ends up an exercise of people showing one another pictures taken by other people. With any more substance conspicuously absent from a thread that started out with some of it.

Another category of foam beaters are those posting pretentious ads. Pluto’s Orbit is one such woman, or this woman from South Africa. Or supposedly overly shy women, who advertise for patient gentlemen.

And only once in a while some genuinely needy person shows up, like the OP of this thread. And then often some woman comes along posting advice, instead of attending to the substance of the ad.

What gets me upset more than anything else, is the squashing of any substance, when it shows up in ads here or on the PG forum. As if people who possess zero substance themselves, feel compelled to raise hell, when somebody else dares to write aa ad with substance.

Can you understand the predicament I feel, dear Caramel Crème?

 

[HerculePervot]

I'll be honest, really wasn't expecting this much fuss over a personals ad...

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

dear Caramel Creme, First of all, your observation is quite well taken; I did in fact get more upset than I should have.

It happened, I suppose, because most of what happens here on the Lit boards is foam beating. Some people are only doing that, like better-knower tigger lover, IMHO. While others wrap the foam they beat up nicely, like you tend to do that with threads that you start. But eventually even your “Woo” thread ends up an exercise of people showing one another pictures taken by other people. With any more substance conspicuously absent from a thread that started out with some of it.

Another category of foam beaters are those posting pretentious ads. Pluto’s Orbit is one such woman, or this woman from South Africa. Or supposedly overly shy women, who advertise for patient gentlemen.

And only once in a while some genuinely needy person shows up, like the OP of this thread. And then often some woman comes along posting advice, instead of attending to the substance of the ad.

What gets me upset more than anything else, is the squashing of any substance, when it shows up in ads here or on the PG forum. As if people who possess zero substance themselves, feel compelled to raise hell, when somebody else dares to write aa ad with substance.

Can you understand the predicament I feel, dear Caramel Crème?

No, but you still sound bitter. You sound like another Litster here named glBock who also was quite bitter and responded in the same way. I again say, what you put out there is what you will receive. If you’ve received positive replies, good for you.

HerculePervot, I refuse to use up any more space on your thread for someone else’s disappointing time here. Please forgive me. I still wish you well on your search.

I will go back on my word this one time. I will post something i response.

1. I only have 2 threads I began. In those, I was not looking for love in my direction.
2. You have 3 pages of failed threads of looking for a woman. That’s desperation.
3. Maybe if you spent that energy in wooing your wife the way you beg for a woman to have interest in you, you may be successful.
4. She may have gotten tired of the bitter nature and smugness you seem to display here which ultimately led you here in the first place.
5. Be kind to people. When you treat people who weren’t even talking to you on someone else’s thread with disdain shows how you are so bitter.
6. You get what you put out there. 3 pages of begging. Let it go, nobody wants you other than your wife.
7. Either your standards are too high or you don’t match up to what you’re asking for. Think on this a bit.

 

[Jada59]

No, but you still sound bitter. You sound like another Litster here named glBock who also was quite bitter and responded in the same way. I again say, what you put out there is what you will receive. If you’ve received positive replies, good for you.

HerculePervot, I refuse to use up any more space on your thread for someone else’s disappointing time here. Please forgive me. I still wish you well on your search.

It's the same person.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I'll be honest, really wasn't expecting this much fuss over a personals ad...

Let this be a learning experience in what not to do.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

To:
MMM_wms, posted a second time for clarity.

No, but you still sound bitter. You sound like another Litster here named glBock who also was quite bitter and responded in the same way. I again say, what you put out there is what you will receive. If you’ve received positive replies, good for you.

HerculePervot, I refuse to use up any more space on your thread for someone else’s disappointing time here. Please forgive me. I still wish you well on your search.

I will go back on my word this one time. I will post something in response.

1. I only have 2 threads I began. In those, I was not looking for love in my direction.
2. You have 3 pages of failed threads of looking for a woman. That’s desperation.
3. Maybe if you spent that energy in wooing your wife the way you beg for a woman to have interest in you, you may be successful.
4. She may have gotten tired of the bitter nature and smugness you seem to display here which ultimately led you here in the first place.
5. Be kind to people. When you treat people who weren’t even talking to you on someone else’s thread with disdain shows how you are so bitter.
6. You get what you put out there. 3 pages of begging. Let it go, nobody wants you other than your wife.
7. Either your standards are too high or you don’t match up to what you’re asking for. Think on this a bit.

 

[MMM_wms]

Two mighty smart Lit women

It seems to me, we should all be glad for having two super-smart women frequenting the Lit Personals: tigger lover and Caramel Crème. Tigger lover for discovering some important omissions in post #1 by Hercule. Without which – I am sure – his message cannot possibly be understood. And Caramel Creme for her immense skills in analyzing people she does not know; me in this case.

Too bad that I do not appreciate your guesses about my personality, Caramel. But perhaps you should apply for an honorary degree in psychology anyway. Or maybe even file a patent for diagnosing me over the internet.

And too bad as well, that we now have destroyed Hercule’s original post far beyond recognition. I sincerely apologize for writing my post #9 in the first place. I meant well, but when women get crossed by anybody here, there is no telling where it will all lead to.

 

[tigger_lover]

It seems to me, we should all be glad for having two super-smart women frequenting the Lit Personals: tigger lover and Caramel Crème. Tigger lover for discovering some important omissions in post #1 by Hercule. Without which – I am sure – his message cannot possibly be understood. And Caramel Creme for her immense skills in analyzing people she does not know; me in this case.

Too bad that I do not appreciate your guesses about my personality, Caramel. But perhaps you should apply for an honorary degree in psychology anyway. Or maybe even file a patent for diagnosing me over the internet.

And too bad as well, that we now have destroyed Hercule’s original post far beyond recognition. I sincerely apologize for writing my post #9 in the first place. I meant well, but when women get crossed by anybody here, there is no telling where it will all lead to.

Go back and hide under the stone you came from, you have never spoken to me, you have no idea who or what i am like. you don't know Caramel Crème either . Subject closed

 

[Chillygirl]

...is what I'm looking for.

Being single this year has sucked, and looks like it's going to continue to suck for a few months yet. So I'm looking to find a woman to be a regular online chat/play partner. Someone who has unfulfilled desires and needs, whether they're single or not.

I'm an easygoing, mildy dominant, assertive man who enjoys talking to women who have personality and can hold a conversation. If that's you and you'd like to get to know a man with a significant sexual appetite and a kinky imagination, say hello here or on PM. Your age and experience are unimportant, it's your sexuality I'm interested in..

Thanks for the tip! I'm 36 and in the UK. I'm also tall, lean, and still have all my hair

Just bringing the original message back to the top! Hope you got a few responses!

 

[HerculePervot]

Just bringing the original message back to the top! Hope you got a few responses!

Haha, thank you! And yes, some interesting replies

 

[tigger_lover]

Haha, thank you! And yes, some interesting replies

Im pleased good luck with your search

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I'll be honest, really wasn't expecting this much fuss over a personals ad...

Apologies for interrupting your thread. For what it’s worth, I’m in hopes of you finding someone who will put a pep in your step, a glide in your stride and keep you in a constant state of happy or who has enough humor to keep you laughing

 

[Jada59]

Apologies for interrupting your thread. For what it’s worth, I’m in hopes of you finding someone who will put a pep in your step, a glide in your stride and keep you in a constant state of happy or who has enough humor to keep you laughing

Me too!

 

[ashesatwork]

Me too!

3some. But fuck the troll running your post

 

[HerculePervot]

3some. But fuck the troll running your post

I don't think anyone has fucked him for several decades, that's the problem..