That "man" smell

[badasschick]

If I remember correctly I went to bed alone last night after hanging out with one of the DUDEs.

I woke up this morning with some other guy's scent all over me. WTF?

 

[Private Vasquez]

That's kinda scary, maybe you should call the police

 

[badasschick]

The designer cologne police?

I can't think of who it might be?

 

[Mister Happy]

I know it's not mine.







But it could be...

 

[badasschick]

Do you wear lots of smelly cologne?

Its all in my hair, and making my stomach turn.

Perhaps whoever it was used the smelly cologne to knock me out, have his way with me, and replace me back in the booth with my DUDEs without me noticing.

 

[Private Vasquez]

maybe while you were asleep, some guy snuck in, spooned with ya for a bit, then left before you woke up.

 

[badasschick]

If it was anyone, I hope it was that hot guy that has the parking space next to mine.

But he needs to loose the perfume!

 

[Private Vasquez]

maybe it's the reaction your DUDE's cologne has with your skin

 

[badasschick]

The DUDEs don't wear cologne because they know I don't like it.

I did shake hands with a few men last night, though...