That gawddamned turkey baster!!!

KillerMuffin

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Ladies, any of you who might have received a Turkey Baster with the letters DO scratched on it and a little vial of white stuff that I mistook for marinade, BE CAREFUL!!

It's dangerous. It's very, very dangerous. I caught that stuff crawling up my thighs last night, and let me tell you, this could be a serious problem. I hope that antibacterial Dial takes care of it.

I wonder if gynos do emergency look-sees?
 
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