That feeling of having a sneeze coming on...

[Liar]

...while chewing on a bisquit and carrying a steaming mug of scalding coffee in each hand with nowhere to quickly put them down.

It's annoying. Not to mention gross.

Just thought I'd share.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Bless you in a non-religious way. And haha.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Slightly unrelated...have you ever eaten chocolate whilst inhaling Olbas Oil? It makes the chocolate taste violently chocolatey.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Imagine this... after having two kids, one almost 10 pounder.
Spewing biscuit and scalding your hand compared to wetting your knickers is a doodle.

And bless you

 

[parodyluvr75]

Sounds euphoric, I want a violently chocolatey experience. Not being pelleted by bricks of chocolate though.

 

[butters]

aw man . . .

 

[Fata Morgana]

Sounds euphoric, I want a violently chocolatey experience. Not being pelleted by bricks of chocolate though.

Bricks? How big are your nostrils!

 

[dolf]

...while chewing on a bisquit and carrying a steaming mug of scalding coffee in each hand with nowhere to quickly put them down.

It's annoying. Not to mention gross.

Just thought I'd share.

bite the tip of your tongue

it confuses the nerve signals and delays your sneeze.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Bricks? How big are your nostrils!

Not that big, I was picturing getting hit by them not snorting them.

 

[LallyH]

Imagine this... after having two kids, one almost 10 pounder.
Spewing biscuit and scalding your hand compared to wetting your knickers is a doodle.

And bless you

This

 

[Liar]

bite the tip of your tongue

it confuses the nerve signals and delays your sneeze.

Or I'll bite off the tip of my tongue when it hits.