That dreaded Virgin Monacle...

[StLBob]

From a relative newbie... Just how many posts does one have to make to rid himself << or herself >> of the dreaded Virgin Monacle?

 

[cymbidia]

30, darlin', and then there's more steps you'll have to take after that...

 

[Lasz]

What comes after 100? Is there anymore steps in the process?

 

[StLBob]

30, darlin', and then there's more steps you'll have to take after that...

30? Cool! Then I'm a third of the way there, eh? Have to keep at it...

Thanx for the response, Cymbidia!

Ummmm... What might the "more steps" be?

 

[cymbidia]

I don't know when it happens, someone else will have to fill all that in, but you move in this progression:

Virgin -->
Really Experienced -->
Really, Really Experienced -->
Guru -->
At 1,000 posts, you get to decide on your own title.


Additionally, when you've reached 100 posts, you get to add an av (short for avatar, the pics some of us wear under our nicks to the left) of your choice.

 

[juicylips]

I don't know when it happens, someone else will have to fill all that in, but you move in this progression:

Virgin -->
Really Experienced -->
Really, Really Experienced -->
Guru -->
At 1,000 posts, you get to decide on your own title.


Additionally, when you've reached 100 posts, you get to add an av (short for avatar, the pics some of us wear under our nicks to the left) of your choice.

Really Experienced is 30 posts
Really Really Experienced is 100 posts
Guru is 500 posts

Ta Da!!!!! Lots to look forward to!!!
Welcome to Lit!!!!

Cassidy

 

[StLBob]

I don't know when it happens, someone else will have to fill all that in, but you move in this progression:

Virgin -->
Really Experienced -->
Really, Really Experienced -->
Guru -->
At 1,000 posts, you get to decide on your own title.


Additionally, when you've reached 100 posts, you get to add an av (short for avatar, the pics some of us wear under our nicks to the left) of your choice.

Gotta rid myself of the virgin thang first 'n foremost... LOL... After all, its actually been gone for close to three decades!

1,000 posts! LOL... I won't even think that far just yet. I'll be happy when I can add an avatar... Gotta start thinking now about what I might want to use for that.

 

[StLBob]

Really Experienced is 30 posts
Really Really Experienced is 100 posts
Guru is 500 posts

Ta Da!!!!! Lots to look forward to!!!
Welcome to Lit!!!!

Cassidy

Thanx for the added detail Cassidy! 'n thanx for the warm welcome...

 

[Renegade]

Actually, it's:

30 = Experienced
100 = Really Experienced
250 or 300 (I always forget which) = Really Really Experienced
500 = Literotica Guru
1,000 = Your own Title

 

[Silverlily]

And at 20,000 you are officially declared insane.

 

[StLBob]

And at 20,000 you are officially declared insane.

Insane??? LOL... I achieved that goal long, long ago w/o Lit!

 

[MacCortz]

insane

And at 20,000 you are officially declared insane.

Kitten,

Just the arrival on site is the sign of a troubled mind...

insanity can not be too far behind

That's like masterbation will lead you to blind

we all hear would soon be insane and blind.


Wecome new person... to the future

 

[Natalie Nessus]

And at 20,000 you are officially declared insane.

Is it not whatever number Ren has achieved?

 

[StLBob]

Is it not whatever number Ren has achieved?

LOL... I was looking at that. 18,000 posts! 38/day! He must live on here!!!

You go Ren! Lotta good reading here, eh?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

From the Dept. of Malapropisms...

I'm starting a collection.

I'll have to remember "monacle" for "moniker".

My fave so far: "Cut off your nose to bite your face".

 

[Silverlily]

Is it not whatever number Ren has achieved?

DING DING DING, we have a winner!

Anyone who has been here for a while knows Ren and I frequently fuck with each other. Go back and read some of our SRPs, we've "fucked" each other as well.

 

[StLBob]

Re: From the Dept. of Malapropisms...

I'm starting a collection.

I'll have to remember "monacle" for "moniker".

My fave so far: "Cut off your nose to bite your face".

Thanx for the correction, Oliver. I knew that didn't look right when I typed it!

:::Grrr::: Hate look'n like a DumbF***K!

 

[StLBob]

DING DING DING, we have a winner!

Anyone who has been here for a while knows Ren and I frequently fuck with each other. Go back and read some of our SRPs, we've "fucked" each other as well.

So... What does the Winner receive?

Anutter Newbie question... << Sorry! >> What's an SRP?


p.s. Well on my way to ditching the Virgin thang now!!!

 

[OUTSIDER]

So... What does the Winner receive?

The right not to have their balls look like mine

 

[Silverlily]

So... What does the Winner receive?

Anutter Newbie question... << Sorry! >> What's an SRP?

The prize is between Nessus and I.


SRP - Sexual Role Play, it's a forum two spots below this one.

 

[StLBob]

The prize is between Nessus and I.


SRP - Sexual Role Play, it's a forum two spots below this one.

SRP - Sexual Role Play: Duh! If I would've thought it for about 1.5 minutes I would've known that... I was surf'n that one li'l earlier. Have to get my creative juices flowing before I get into that one...

Thanx Kitten!

 

[alexander tzara]

Just how many posts does one have to make to rid himself << or herself >> of the dreaded Virgin Monacle?

Don't know what you're complaining about. In my day Laurel only gave us a tophat and a cane.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

The first 30 is the hardest

Then look what happens! Enjoy!! and welcome.

 

[StLBob]

Yippie Skippie!!!!

Level One Achieved!!!!