That Cute Little Canadian Insect is in Da House

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

Well, hmmm. Who knows. I'm a married man as of monday, so hopefully I'll have a lot more free time on my hands.

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

Well, the bachelor party is a weekend long sojourn to Montreal(apparently we've decided that it'd be better to get arrested in La Belle Province)

The best man thing was a smart, Churchill level decision. I made the three bozo's all co-best men. So I can take advantage of all of their strengths and negate all of their weaknesses.

Good times.

Everyone has agreed to act sober and not have sex with my sisters.

 

[Starfish]

Everyone has agreed to act sober and not have sex with my sisters.

I am not going, just based on the last part. *sigh*

 

[Weevil]

I am not going, just based on the last part. *sigh*

Don't I get one day out of my adult life where I don't have to act as the skank police?

Jeez.

It's supposed to be a catholic affair.

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

Yeah that limits sooooo many things. All that means is that you can do anything, so long as you confess about it soon. Have a blast!

"I remember when I was a child I used to ask god for a new bike everyday. Then I realized god doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me."
- Emo Phillips

 

[Weevil]

Also, do you not think that having "Love will tear us apart" by Joy Division would have made a great first dance song?

Damn unironic wife.

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

Oh, that stupid Sting song.

I bargained her down to Let's Get it On.

nice.

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

Her parents must be so proud.

Well, we've lived together for a couple years. I think they've accepted the fact that the two of us have sex.