That Bulge

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Question for the ladies (and certain dudes of course): how often do you check out the bulge when out and about, like at work or other public places? Is it as often, or more often than me trying to resist looking at women's chests?
 
Question for the ladies (and certain dudes of course): how often do you check out the bulge when out and about, like at work or other public places? Is it as often, or more often than me trying to resist looking at women's chests?

I honestly do not. My husband checks out every chest starting with the AM news through the 11:00 weather and it turns me off.
Maybe if he wasn't so vocal or reminded me that mine were nicer....
 
I had a really hot woman at work check out my crotch-bulge once at work, but it was not under flattering circumstances.

The guys were talking about my wife, because they had seen her and knew how pretty she was, and so at saying that, this hot woman looked down at my crotch-bulge.

I would have been flattered normally, but I knew what she was thinking, "he must have a heck of a cock if something that good looking is married to him!"

I asked my wife about it because I am NOT good at signs and subtleties from other women, and she said crotch-bulge looking is something do a lot, and was not surprised the woman at work did it.
 
Normally, never. However...

Some years ago, I got a VIP ticket to a concert at a bar. It was a big name band, just a special event. VIP meant getting a table right in front of the stage, with free, unlimited drinks and food.

One of the guitar players made the mistake of wearing white satin pants. He had a hard on. I couldn't help but see it as I was only a few feet from him and his crotch was at eye level. We all saw it. At least those sitting near me. We were uncomfortable. He was uncomfortable. Kept trying to move his guitar down, but it wasn't working.
 
I honestly do not. My husband checks out every chest starting with the AM news through the 11:00 weather and it turns me off.
Maybe if he wasn't so vocal or reminded me that mine were nicer....

Wow, what the hell? He actually tells you about other women's tits? WTF is that about??



I had a really hot woman at work check out my crotch-bulge once at work, but it was not under flattering circumstances.

The guys were talking about my wife, because they had seen her and knew how pretty she was, and so at saying that, this hot woman looked down at my crotch-bulge.

I would have been flattered normally, but I knew what she was thinking, "he must have a heck of a cock if something that good looking is married to him!"

I asked my wife about it because I am NOT good at signs and subtleties from other women, and she said crotch-bulge looking is something do a lot, and was not surprised the woman at work did it.

Goddamn, I don't even know what to say to that. A couple months ago at work, I was making my way to my desk and I pass multiple cubicles to get there. I turned down my aisle, and this woman was halfway out of her cubicle, and as I was walking, she turned and stared RIGHT at my crotch. I wonder to this day if she meant to look on purpose because of the khakis.


Normally, never. However...

Some years ago, I got a VIP ticket to a concert at a bar. It was a big name band, just a special event. VIP meant getting a table right in front of the stage, with free, unlimited drinks and food.

One of the guitar players made the mistake of wearing white satin pants. He had a hard on. I couldn't help but see it as I was only a few feet from him and his crotch was at eye level. We all saw it. At least those sitting near me. We were uncomfortable. He was uncomfortable. Kept trying to move his guitar down, but it wasn't working.


Ok, well, that sounds more like you didn't have that much of an option if it was mostly just in your face.
 
Normally check out tight bums first if I'm honest, but then my eyes will certainly stray to the front to see what is on display... if anything LOL

Swimming pools and beach is best obviously!..Oh the heady days before this bloody virus.
 
Normally check out tight bums first if I'm honest, but then my eyes will certainly stray to the front to see what is on display... if anything LOL

Swimming pools and beach is best obviously!..Oh the heady days before this bloody virus.

Yeah, and it'll be a while before things go back to normal, if at all. :(
 
Sadly I think you are right...many many months and even then a 'new' normal maybe :(
Desperately sad times and made worse by some of the idiots e having 'leading' us around the world.
 
hey ...

Normally, never. However...

Some years ago, I got a VIP ticket to a concert at a bar. It was a big name band, just a special event. VIP meant getting a table right in front of the stage, with free, unlimited drinks and food.

One of the guitar players made the mistake of wearing white satin pants. He had a hard on. I couldn't help but see it as I was only a few feet from him and his crotch was at eye level. We all saw it. At least those sitting near me. We were uncomfortable. He was uncomfortable. Kept trying to move his guitar down, but it wasn't working.

One of the things we used to do back in the 80's was before going on stage, was to bust a nut or just edge it, because in people--, signs of excitement will usually beget more signs of excitement.
 
Question for the ladies (and certain dudes of course): how often do you check out the bulge when out and about, like at work or other public places? Is it as often, or more often than me trying to resist looking at women's chests?

Absolutely all the the time...
 
hey ...

Question for the ladies (and certain dudes of course): how often do you check out the bulge when out and about, like at work or other public places? Is it as often, or more often than me trying to resist looking at women's chests?

I check out a guy's bulge the same way I check a woman's breasts or her ass ---,
so I would have to say I look at more than you try to resist.
 
Oh, My, Yes

One of the fun aspects of finally admitting I was bi was giving myself permission to look at whoever I thought attractive on the street - men or women or who ever. And yes, some guys were well worth admiring coming and going! Same for women!
 
The only time that I do is if I am at the beach or pool. It sometimes does not leave much to the imagination.
 
My wife will deny she does much checking of the bulge on guys in the gym. I haven’t seen her doing it personally yet. But I wouldn’t bet the house that she doesn’t. Honestly I think it’s kind of hot!
 
Men's Underwear

There seem to be more and more brands of men's underwear that advertise as "enhancing". I have bought several different ones. I have to say that the "bulge" is more noticeable when wearing Looser pants or shorts rather than tight jeans.
Also note that a cock ring, worn around the entire package, pushes the unit away from the body in an enhancing way.
As a final thought, if a guy wants to "look his best" he should have his cock forward and drop down the middle rather than over to the side. This is especially true if he is wearing a Speedo at the beach or swimming pool.
 
Guilty your honour

Definitely guilty as charged.
I think it's a good way for girl to show her interest in someone and to see if they are willing. Catch the guys eye, move eyes down to check out his butt then crotch. Look back up and meet his eyes then smile, with a little tilt of the head I would beckon him over. It's never failed yet!!
And can I just say that I love athletics all that tight, sheer material leaves nothing to the imagination at times. There's always some fine specimens on show there!!
 
My wife insists that I don't wear panties when I go out in yoga pants so my cock shows hanging down one leg.
 
My ex boss would show a nice cock bulge in curtain pants, and I still masturbate picturing his big cock bulge. If he ever knew I have faggot fantasies WOW!. He would have no idea that I think of sucking his cock every time I seen his nice cock bulge. I don't really think of myself as gay, maybe bi. But I LOVE! checking out guys cock bulges, just as much as looking for a nice camel toe.
 
There seem to be more and more brands of men's underwear that advertise as "enhancing". I have bought several different ones. I have to say that the "bulge" is more noticeable when wearing Looser pants or shorts rather than tight jeans.
Also note that a cock ring, worn around the entire package, pushes the unit away from the body in an enhancing way.
As a final thought, if a guy wants to "look his best" he should have his cock forward and drop down the middle rather than over to the side. This is especially true if he is wearing a Speedo at the beach or swimming pool.

I"m not sure I could ever purchase those underwear, it seems too much like false advertising. Not that i'd attract anyone for that to be a worry. XD
 
We notice

If a guy is wearing an outfit that shows his bulge, heck ya, we girls notice. Not judging as a guy could be limp or hard when showing the bulge depending on what he is wearing. The idea to stare at a bulge is like you guys looking at our crotch in yoga pants. We both know what you desire and that is what makes flirting fun.
 
If a guy is wearing an outfit that shows his bulge, heck ya, we girls notice. Not judging as a guy could be limp or hard when showing the bulge depending on what he is wearing. The idea to stare at a bulge is like you guys looking at our crotch in yoga pants. We both know what you desire and that is what makes flirting fun.

OH shit, yeah I'd forgotten about that. I look at that ALL the time. My company hosts yoga classes every Thursday in the middle of the lunch room, and that shit is freaking hot as hell, man.
 
Gym and guys in hospital scrubs. I try to be discreet but I’ll admit there are times when I’m very obvious.
 
I don't, especially if it is a co-worker or someone I know. Ye gads. Kinda get embarrassed if my attention is drawn down there. Avoid it actually.
 
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