That baby is killing you!

[VaticanAssassin]

Or possibly passing on negative genetic markers from the father.

You ladies y shouldn't have made us eat that apple....

"Fetal cells contain genetic information from the male side of the equation, meaning that these adventurous fetal cells, “taking up residence in many organs of the body including the lung, thyroid, muscle, liver, heart, kidney and skin,” actually can pass genetic information from the father to the mother. In effect, via that brief embryonic sojourn, a child may deliver ticking time bombs for diseases that otherwise appear nowhere in the woman’s own medical or family history."

http://secondnexus.com/technology-and-innovation/fetal-cells-actually-fatal-cells-2/2/

 

[Recidiva]

Endometriosis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endometriosis

Nobody wants that.

 

[Lancecastor]

My sperm are strapped with C4.

 

[Recidiva]

This is also an accurate description of having a period:

Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

 

[Skiddles2015]

Period: Punishment for being a cunt.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Life is killing you.

 

[parodyluvr75]

My sperm are strapped with C4.

I heard you were explosive but I thought it was a figure of speech.

 

[Lancecastor]

Well fuck. This is not the kind of news I like to read right about now.

Just had some Aids dick?