Thanksgiving Dinner

So my mom just texted me again and said I can come over but that she wants to sit down and talk as a group about my behavior and come to an agreement about my future. I think she either is setting me up for an intervention or she is trying to turn me on to Scientology. Either way I am like fuck that shit dog.
 
Turkey. Stuffing. Mashed potatoes and gravy. Homemade noodles. Broccoli rice and cheese casserole. Mac n cheese. Sweet potato casserole. Green beans.

For dessert there's pumpkin pie, chocolate pie, and cherry pie.

That’s “pah.”
 
White cake with cranberry&cherry filling and orange creamcheese icing and cranberry salad are my contributions to this year's Turkey massacre. My 3 year old helper made things...interesting, stressful, and fun.
 
So my mom just texted me again and said I can come over but that she wants to sit down and talk as a group about my behavior and come to an agreement about my future. I think she either is setting me up for an intervention or she is trying to turn me on to Scientology. Either way I am like fuck that shit dog.

Stepson, is that you?

And I believe the proper spelling is "dawg."
 
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