Thanks to Barack, Eric, Spike, the Times & Friends, I'm no longer an APPLE...

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm a white Native American...





Now Barry (Soerto) and Theresa (Kerry) both have something in common, they're white African Americans.

 

[Bidin~Time]

I'm soooo confused!!!

you were an apple and now you aren't?

what's an apple?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

An Apple is off the reservation, an Uncle Tom, an OreO...,




Red on the outside, white on the inside.

Crackers should know this!

 

[Bidin~Time]

I'm inept, I have no excuse.

Is there a handbook?

 

[Bidin~Time]

wait


you've been peeled?!?!!?

:O

dude that's harsh!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm inept, I have no excuse.

Is there a handbook?

Yes, but I loaned it to Spike...

wait


you've been peeled?!?!!?

:O

dude that's harsh!

I am appealing!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That makes Asians who adopt Western culture...

 

[Bidin~Time]

I just refer to people I don't understand collectively as 'you people'.
Sometimes it's an amused 'you people'
Sometimes it's a perplexed 'you people'
sometimes it's a disgusted 'you people'

you get the idea

can't i just say 'you people'? I'm rather simple, you know.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'm a white Native American...

Through the looking glass...

Did I take the red pill or the blue pill?

I don't recall.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I just refer to people I don't understand collectively as 'you people'.
Sometimes it's an amused 'you people'
Sometimes it's a perplexed 'you people'
sometimes it's a disgusted 'you people'

you get the idea

can't i just say 'you people'? I'm rather simple, you know.

Simple is my favorite color!

Through the looking glass...

Did I take the red pill or the blue pill?

I don't recall.

I think my Viagra is missing...

 

[Byron In Exile]

I think my Viagra is missing...

Forget that, bro... you've been reborn!

Now that you're officially a white Native American, you get free admission to all the White Pride rallies and shit.

That's gotta be a good feeling.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Forget that, bro... you've been reborn!

Now that you're officially a white Native American, you get free admission to all the White Pride rallies and shit.

That's gotta be a good feeling.

When do I get my hood and sheet? Do I just show up and Bed, Bath, and Beyond™ and ask for them?

 

[Bidin~Time]

There is an irony in that remark that makes me want to say you people

 

[Byron In Exile]

When do I get my hood and sheet? Do I just show up and Bed, Bath, and Beyond™ and ask for them?

Just flag down a Mexican (ahem... I mean "white hispanic," of course) and ask them what to do.

They love rallies and demonstrations, so they'll be all about exploring their new-found whiteness.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'll be like a Transformer™ then!



MeCHAnized!

 

[busybody..]

You are a WHITE REDSKIN

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You are a WHITE REDSKIN

Dem's hurtful words. Just as soon as I finish my skittles, I'm going to teach you some hip hop head-banging...




... then I'll show you how to liberate some of the white man's stuff.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Dem's hurtful words. Just as soon as I finish my skittles, I'm going to teach you some hip hop head-banging...




... then I'll show you how to liberate some of the white man's stuff.

Western Skye is scary

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Is that like those small hogs in LA?

 

[off2bed]

"There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time, if you want to use that word."

- Democrat Senator Robert Byrd​

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I guess there white rentagooks™ too...

 

[off2bed]

I guess there white rentagooks™ too...

In Thailand, yeah.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'm just thankful that everything is finally black and white.

 

[busybody..]

I'm just thankful that everything is finally black and white.

STFU, you put people to sleep