Thanks, for the support.

[Lich Lord]

Wow, I am really impressed by all of the responses I got here on this forum. It was really nice to see people care. I'm also surprised at how many people repeated the fact that they don't mind the mentioning of huge breasts, but don't like specific vitals.

Personally I'm kind of a werid guy, because I agree with that argument and at the same time I disagree with that argument. If someone says that a woman is 40-23-36. I can tell that she has a nice figure with a decent rack. But it's not enough. I want to know specifically how big is big. To some people 38 C, is HUGE. I don't think 38 C is HUGE. Nice sized, hell yeah, but not HUGE. And cup size is important to me. I like to know how round the breast is. So, in other words, out of 40-23-36, what he hell is 40? Does that mean they are 40 C's, D's DD's.

And at that point it all becomes annoying, because then I have to run down to the store get a tape measure stuff a pillow under my shirt and keep adjusting it until I get forty inches around. All of this just so I have the right imagery for jerking off. Remember when masturbation use to be easy.

Okay so that's why I want to be specific about breasts, but as far as the figure goes (for ex. ??-23-36) I could give a shit. No offense, but just telling me that the woman is a little wide, morbidly obese, skinny, or athletic is more than enough. Hopefully most artists stray from the morbidly obese factor, but if not that is cool....well that's a whole other kettle of beans......anywho.....

What I'm trying to say is a number isn't a necessary for me (rember folks I'm just stating a personal opinion) in the hips and waist department.

Now I'm no virgin, but I have to admit, I do not have enough complete experience about measurements to just "get it." When I look up a cup size, I'm usually heading for scoreland to find a type of "muse" to help me fit a breast description for a busty character in a story.

For example in a ongoing story called "Busty Adventures of Brittany." by another rookie author called "Kimberly Kitten" she was explaining her character having a pair of EE's. Now considering that I made a character with GG's you think I would automatically know where she is coming from, right? Wrong. Still had to find a model with a pair of EE's to get it.

One day I looked up models with GG's just to see where I was coming from. YECHH!!! Gag me. Big flapping hangy boobs is not what I had in mind. My characters are cartoonish. Don't get me wrong I don't want people thinking about cartoon characters while they read my shit. I just want it to be known that my descriptions of women is complete bullshit. I know it, but hell it's fun.

My women have the big ballooning boobs that only a pencil (or plastic surgeon) could make, and the figure to go with it.

But know that I explained how I feel about cup size, I just want to repeat. That all the people who have contacted me have been great and gave great advice. Hey, you guys are the pros and you gave the new guy a chance. I'm going to put ch.2 out withing a month, month in a half. So look for "The misadventures of mistress mamm. Ch. 2" And if your gay or straight (or both) and your not a breast person, I ask that you read my story and send only constructive criticism. If you like it thank you, but if you hate don't just say, "It sucked." Tell me why you think it sucked and what reccomendations you have that you would like to share with me.

There's an old saying were I come from, "Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice....Well ya better not fool me again."......HA HA.

Just a little George W. humor for ya. What a yutz.

 

[Honey123]

breasts size..

Your thread makes me laugh..seriously...I am not laughing at you, I am laughing, hopefully with you.

Cup size is totally different. Obviously if you have a 40-23-36, the woman has quite a V shape up top...Perhaps an athletic type??

Do women with such large CUP sizes exists without there being some type of plastic surgery invovled?

I know girls/women who are 36DD's...but they aren't thin nor in great shape...I also know someone who is a 36 DD and is extremely in awesome shape, yet hates her cup size! back aches and all..

Me...well, I am the size you don't look at...I use those miracle bras! But then again, I am petite and don't worry too much about numbers...other than my clothing size...(You see my AV)

I would love to be bigger up top...but this is the way I was made...I have had no complaints, and that's cool.

 

[Lich Lord]

To Honey 123...

Wow! You have a body like that! Holy shit, hey, I might be a breast man, but I'm not stupid. Body's like yours are indeed very exciting to me. Legs, ass, oh yeah, they catch my eye too. So , in other words, I would definitely look at someone like you.



However I am a breast man and the keyword here is "man". Which means 95% of the time most of the blood that surrounds my brain, is being used by my penis. So in retrospect that is where most of my thinking is done...

Now that I actually see that typed out infront of me I am beginning to grow moderately concerned...



Ah, fuck it.

Now all of my rambling is out of the way, a point that I wanted to make earlier is, " Your absolutely right. There are women out there with really big jugs and a great body, that have not endured any plastic surgery." It sucks that your friend is getting back aches, that means (shudder) breast reduction, doesn't it?



My plastic surgeon wise crack was more or less making fun of my own characters. And hey if there are women out there who can have that kind of body without the use of cosmetic surgery than more power to them, but I completely and totally, in all seriousness, understand breast reduction. Because back pain can be a bitch.

Also I just want to state that I have nothing against breast augmentation. It's a free country, if you want to have big ballooning tits, then go for it. Hell read my story, I like that shit.


So all in all, thanx for the response.

I look forward to more, from as many people who wish to partake in this forum, because this is such a fun forum. Now if you don't mind I'm going to go read Honey 123's stories....where the hell is my vaseline...

Uh, I mean girlfriend....yes that's right.... hot voluptous girlfriend with big jugs and full lips and long flowing hair and legs as long as the empire state....yeah your right I'm full of shit.

I got nothin'.

I'll see you all later. Peace!

 

[SensualCealy]

To answer some of your question- what is 40?

Well the first number given is the distance around the upper rib cage. Larger women, and athletic women usually have higher numbers. Swimmers as a matter of fact have awesome muscle tone in their backs but that makes for a larger number.

As for the alphabet- for every inch of tissue beyond the rib cage, a letter is given to it, this is the CUP size. This part is hard to explain, if you are older like me and they dont sit perky its more like if you hold them into place how much do they stick out.

As for the second number, thats the waist measurement, and the third is the hip measurement.

Im quite pear shaped thanks to having baby making hips. Id die to be a somewhat hour glass shape!
C

 

[Honey123]

Re: To Honey 123...

Wow! You have a body like that! Holy shit, hey, I might be a breast man, but I'm not stupid. Body's like yours are indeed very exciting to me. Legs, ass, oh yeah, they catch my eye too. So , in other words, I would definitely look at someone like you.



However I am a breast man and the keyword here is "man". Which means 95% of the time most of the blood that surrounds my brain, is being used by my penis. So in retrospect that is where most of my thinking is done...

Now that I actually see that typed out infront of me I am beginning to grow moderately concerned...



Ah, fuck it.

Now all of my rambling is out of the way, a point that I wanted to make earlier is, " Your absolutely right. There are women out there with really big jugs and a great body, that have not endured any plastic surgery." It sucks that your friend is getting back aches, that means (shudder) breast reduction, doesn't it?



My plastic surgeon wise crack was more or less making fun of my own characters. And hey if there are women out there who can have that kind of body without the use of cosmetic surgery than more power to them, but I completely and totally, in all seriousness, understand breast reduction. Because back pain can be a bitch.

Also I just want to state that I have nothing against breast augmentation. It's a free country, if you want to have big ballooning tits, then go for it. Hell read my story, I like that shit.


So all in all, thanx for the response.

I look forward to more, from as many people who wish to partake in this forum, because this is such a fun forum. Now if you don't mind I'm going to go read Honey 123's stories....where the hell is my vaseline...

Uh, I mean girlfriend....yes that's right.... hot voluptous girlfriend with big jugs and full lips and long flowing hair and legs as long as the empire state....yeah your right I'm full of shit.

I got nothin'.

I'll see you all later. Peace!

Thanks for the compliment! My breast size ain't so bad, really...but if I really really was that vain, I would get plastic surgery to get bigger ones...but being petite, I would never get something huge - I think I would topple over!!

Hope you enjoyed my stories...

 

[Weird Harold]

As for the alphabet- for every inch of tissue beyond the rib cage, a letter is given to it, this is the CUP size. This part is hard to explain, if you are older like me and they dont sit perky its more like if you hold them into place how much do they stick out.

One thing to remember, is that the "every inch of tissue" is measured as circumference. That doesn't mean an A cup extends an inch out from the ribs and a D cup extends four inches.

Rather than using a number and/or cup size, I generally set up a situation where the man stands behind the woman and rests her breasts on his hands.

An A cup wouldn't actually rest on his hand.

A B cup might rest just on the little fingers.

A C cup might rest on the little and ring fingers.

A D cup might rst on all but the index finger.

A DD/F cup might rest on the full width of his hand.

Anything bigger than DD/F would droop over his hand.

Of course, I wouldn't refer to the specific size, just describe how the breast fit in the hand.

 

[Honey123]

One thing to remember, is that the "every inch of tissue" is measured as circumference. That doesn't mean an A cup extends an inch out from the ribs and a D cup extends four inches.

Rather than using a number and/or cup size, I generally set up a situation where the man stands behind the woman and rests her breasts on his hands.

An A cup wouldn't actually rest on his hand.

A B cup might rest just on the little fingers.

A C cup might rest on the little and ring fingers.

A D cup might rst on all but the index finger.

A DD/F cup might rest on the full width of his hand.

Anything bigger than DD/F would droop over his hand.

Of course, I wouldn't refer to the specific size, just describe how the breast fit in the hand.

I disagree there....I think I am somewhere between and A and B and they rest fine in a man's hand....mind you mine are extremely perky

 

[Liar]

I disagree there....I think I am somewhere between and A and B and they rest fine in a man's hand....mind you mine are extremely perky

I don't believe that until I've tried it myself.



I don't think I have ever tried to really describe the size of a pair of breasts in anuthing than very vauge terms. "They were small and perky", "There were big, soft and comfy"... stuff like that. It makes it easier for the reader I think to use their own reference on what "large" and "small" is. The vaguer the description, the more likely that the reader will insert boobs of his/her own favourite size and shape.

 

[Just-Legal]

One thing to remember, is that the "every inch of tissue" is measured as circumference. That doesn't mean an A cup extends an inch out from the ribs and a D cup extends four inches.

Rather than using a number and/or cup size, I generally set up a situation where the man stands behind the woman and rests her breasts on his hands.

An A cup wouldn't actually rest on his hand.

A B cup might rest just on the little fingers.

A C cup might rest on the little and ring fingers.

A D cup might rst on all but the index finger.

A DD/F cup might rest on the full width of his hand.

Anything bigger than DD/F would droop over his hand.

Of course, I wouldn't refer to the specific size, just describe how the breast fit in the hand.

Hey, mine are a DD/E and they're over James' hands...

Okay, we're arguing about how much boob fills a hand, this is weird, even for the AH...

 

[Weird Harold]

I disagree there....I think I am somewhere between and A and B and they rest fine in a man's hand....mind you mine are extremely perky

I don't doubt that they rest fine IN a man's hand, but I'm talking about resting ON a man's hand when it's held at right angles to the ribcage.

 

[pop_54]

All too confusing for me this cup size and what have you... wife claims to be 38C to D and they certainly stick out further than my hands held against her chest beneath them... a good couple of inches when the old mushrooms are erect as well Maybe I've got small hands... Mind you I think she wears her bra's a bit on the small side to make her cleavage nicely puffed out for the blokes looking down her top

Sorry Lich I really can't get into a story where the use of acurate measurements keeps cropping up as though it were an advert for Wonder-Bra or the Slimfast diet... Guys with 14 inch dong's also piss me off a lot in stories... or should I say constant reference to cock size as a precise measurement... I have visions of the author in third person charging round the room with a tape measure.

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Here's a litty diddy for you for cup sizes


{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

This is meant to be funny, I hope no one takes offense.

Myself, I'm a double dang!


Wicked

 

[SensualCealy]

Wicked thats too funny!!!

But pretty accurate. Im between a C/D depends on the week. Yes its more then a handful Id say maybe large grapefruits? lol

A- Hard cooked fried eggs
B- tops of large muffins ( the part you pull off first! lol)
C- apples to small oranges
D-Navel oranges, grapefruits
DD- Musk melon
E- super sweet watermelons- bout the size of a 5 pin bowling ball for us Canadians

Any better?
C

 

[Lich Lord]

Whatever...

I understand pop_54, I don't like it when the same size of a cock is refered to over and over and over so often it starts to sound like a broken record. Your right it does sound like a fucking ad if it to much, though it's become habit to constantly stress facts that I feel are important. As in the case of "The Misadventures of Mistress Mamms." it was breast size and having an arrogant bitch get the shit fucked out of her.

Like I said in my earlier post "Hi, new author, busy life, just getting back into the hang of things.", I didn't really like my story after I had read it on Literotica a couple of times, I didn't hate it, but I didn't think it lived up to my full potetntial. I felt it was to short, and lacked character and background depth, as well as a more detailed plot. But that's also because I was trying to walk the fine line between to serious and to ridiculous.

A few of you here who seem to be responding seem to be authors of a more sophisticated and mature manner. When I write about sex I find it boring (no offense, just a personal opinion) to be either mature or sophisticated. I'm not the type of guy to ever be in a relationship or really care about romance. It just isn't my style.

Now to make things clear I have absolutely nothing against emotions or relationships. If that is what makes people happy, then good I'm glad others can find a type of salvation in being with a significant other....or even others. (Just a small wise crack for ya.)

Also after reading from Werid Harold and Wicked-N-Erotic, I realized that maybe I had crossed the line with Mistress Mamms boobs, and made them to big. I don't know this is all becoming really confusing....

Alot of you had made useful and well written posts and I truly appreciate everyones input...this is such a cool forum.

After some thought however, from reading the replies, I began to wonder if my style of writing was just for another type of crowd, a type of crowd that isn't sending me any replies.

Then I thought again that maybe, you guys are just different, but different doesn't mean bad, just different. For example, Wayne Gretzky and Michael Jordan. Two superb athletes, but which is better????

You see, a difficult question. They are both in athletics, but they play (or in Gretzky's case played) two different sports. So in other words, it's impossible to compare they're athletic skill up against one another.

What I'm trying to say is FORGET ABOUT THE TITS. For the sake of argument lets pretend Mistress Mamms is called Mistress Ironing Board Chest, and she envies girls with A cups even. What about my story do you guys think I should change? Now if you care....rember the angle I'm shooting for is logical with an once of finess, yet nasty and raunchy.

Oh, and P.S., I get it now about cup measurement...so let's move on.

P.P.S. How many of you have a problem with incest? Is it popular on this site or not? I see that there are a lot of stories here with incest, but what do you guys think? Reason I ask, is because I'm planning on putting some in on Ch.2.

 

[pop_54]

I don't think you'll find too many people with incest phobia's Lich, it's quite a popular category, you'll have to be careful though, or you'll wind up with the chapters in different story categories... Laurel is very precise about mixing genre and not giving readers unexpected shocks, she will dump your chapt containing incest in the 'Incest' list, regardless of where the first chapter is.

Like you I'm not a romantic... a lot of my feedback concerns the base language and openly adult nature of my sex scenes. I don't take no prisoners... glad to meet another.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Now I’ve got a question!

If the reader really requires such precise measurements (and don’t forget that bra measurement systems vary from country to country) how come we don’t need similar cup sizes mentioned, so we can visualize the size of the fellow’s package?

( Wayne Gretzky AND Michael Jordan, my cup runneth over!)

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

P.P.S. How many of you have a problem with incest?

I, personally have a problem with that catagory. I don't seek out stories containing incest but if I am asked to read or edit one I will get through it. I tend to just look for grammer and punctuation and that sort of thing and not really "read" the story.

I'm quite sure that I am in a very small minority on that subject though as far as the people here. I could be wrong.


Wicked

 

[Weird Harold]

Re: Whatever...

P.P.S. How many of you have a problem with incest? Is it popular on this site or not? I see that there are a lot of stories here with incest, but what do you guys think? Reason I ask, is because I'm planning on putting some in on Ch.2.

I don't have a problem with incest in stories -- except where it's exagerated to the point where it obscures the story.

Personally, I look for good stories and don't worry about which charcters are related to whom. Stories that constantly harp on the incest factor instead of the relationship usually don't fit my definition of a 'good story."

 

[wishfulthinking]

What about those forward thinking people in Oz who use the metric system and the non-european bra measurement system?

 

[Lich Lord]

Wow, thanks a lot wishfulthingking!

You see, I am so glad women like my stories too. I was really worried that I would piss a lot of women off, because I make Mistress Mamms a brutally raped sex toy. Now I have more motivation to write Ch. 2.

Wait until Mistress Mamms hooks up with her viking beserker sister Helga Hugemounds. Uh...mamms was Helga's madien name...yeah...that's it.

And yes yes hear I ago again with the obscenely large tits. But what ya gonna do? Isn't life so unfair?

Peace everyone.