Thank-You for the Porn!

[crysede]

I heard this uplifting balled by Sean Cullen (of Corky and the Juice Pigs fame) for the first time today, and it effected me so deeply that I am consumed by an intense, throbbing need to share it with all of you tonight:

It's alright to be sad, you know I'm sure some of you out there - You sir, perhaps? - have been sad. And you know what? It’s ok, because I have some advice for you...

When you're feeling blue
you don’t know what to do
sitting, all alone
waiting by the phone
the world seems so unfair
no one seems to care
when your words are ripped and torn
you got a friend in Porn

Thank you for the porn!
Other folks may scorn
the constant mindless sex
the crude special effects

It gets you through the day
whether bi or straight or gay
when you wish you were never born
you've got a friend in porn!

When the night is long
everything is wrong
your heart is on a shelf
you have to touch yourself.
Reach for your old friend
the pleasures never end
and I think you'll find
its a friend you can rewind!

Thank you for the Porn!
Porn-y,porn-y,porn
porn-y,porn-y,porn
porn-y,porn-y,porn
porn-y,porn-o,porn-eye
porn-iddly-iddly-dooo
pornography for you,
ponrography for bill...

You've got a friend in porn!
You've got a friend in porn!
You've got a friend in porn!

God, that's just so beautiful... *wiping away a tear*

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Thank you for the kind advice, honey. I could never have thought of it in a million years -- as you know -- but I'm sure there's lots of blue lonely people out there whose horizon just got widen whose future seems just a little bit brighter.

From the bottom of my heart, thank you!

Now if you could post links to your favourite porn sites, that would be a huge help too