Thank you and your hand-job, Sam-I-Am!

[Dixon Carter Lee]

(This BURNMAKER thing is too fucking funny.)

I am Sam
I am Sam
Slithead I am

That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!

Do you and your hemorrhoids like
green eggs and ham?

I do not like them bastards,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.

Would you and your hemorrhoids like them piece of shits
here or there?

I would not like them shits
here or there.
I would not like them piece of shits
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them piece of shits,
Sam-I-am.

Would you and your hemorrhoids like them shits
in a house?
Would you and your hemorrhoids like them bastards
with a fuckin' mouse?

I do not like them piece of shits
in a house.
I do not like them bastards
with a fuckin' mouse.
I do not like them bastards
here or there.
I do not like them bastards
anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them shits, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them shits
in a fuckin' box?
Would you and your hemorrhoids eat them shits
with a fuckin' fox?

Not in a motherfucking box.
Not with a fuckin' fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them shits here or there.
I would not eat them bastards anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them piece of shits, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Further, what's it got to do with your fuckhead? Could you?
In a motherfucking car?
Eat them bastards! Eat them piece of shits!
Here them lumberjacks are.

I would not,
could not,
in a motherfucking car.

You may like them shits.
You will see.
You may like them piece of shits
in a goddamn tree!

I would not, could not in a fuckin' tree.
Not in a car! You and your monkey let my stupid ass be!

I do not like them bastards in a box.
I do not like them piece of shits with a fox.
I do not like them bastards in a motherfucking house.
I do not like them piece of shits with a mouse.
I do not like them piece of shits here or there.
I do not like them piece of shits anywhere.
I do not like gren eggs and ham.
I do not like them shits, Sam-I-am.

a goddamn train! a goddamn train!
A train! A train!
Could you and your hemorrhoids, would you and your hemorrhoids,
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a goddamn car! Slithead! Let my stupid ass be!

I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fuckin' fox.
I will not eat them bastards with a mouse.
I will not eat them shits in a house.
i will not eat them piece of shits here or there.
I will not eat them shits anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them bastards, Sam-I-am.

Say!
In the fucking dark?
Here in the fucking dark!
Would you, could you, in the fucking dark?

I would not, could not,
in the fucking dark.

Would you and your hemorrhoids, could you,
in the fucking rain?

I would not, could not, in the fucking rain.
Not in the fucking dark. Not on a motherfucking train.
Not in a car. Say hello to burntime. Not in a fuckin' tree.
I do not like them shits, Slithead, you see.
Not in a goddamn house. Mind if I fuck your ass? Not in a fuckin' box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a goddamn fox.
I will not eat them bastards here or there.
I do not like them piece of shits anywhere!

You and your hand-job do not like
green eggs and ham?

I do not
like them bastards,
Sam-I-am.

Could you and your hemorrhoids, would you and your jive
with a motherfucking goat?

I would not,
could not,
with a goat!

Would you and your sluts, could you,
on a goddamn boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them bastards in the fucking rain.
I will not eat them piece of shits on a goddamn train.
Not in the fucking dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a motherfucking car! You and your monkey let my stupid ass be!
I do not like them piece of shits in a goddamn box.
I do not like them bastards with a fuckin' fox.
I will not eat them bastards in a motherfucking house.
I do not like them bastards with a mouse.
I do not like them piece of shits here or there.
I do not like them bastards ANYWHERE

I do not like
green eggs
and ham!

I do not like them shits,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like them bastards.
So god-damn you say.
Try them bastards! Try them shits!
And you and your hemorrhoids may.
Try them piece of shits and you may, I say.

Slithead!
If you and your jive will let my stupid ass be,
I will try them shits.
You and your monkey will see.

Say!
I hate green eggs and ham!
I do! I hate them piece of shits, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them piece of shits in a goddamn boat.
And I would eat them shits with a goddamn goat...

And I will eat them bastards in the fucking rain.
And in the fucking dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a fuckin' tree.
Them shitheads are so god-damn GOOD, so god-damn GOOD, you see!

So god-damn I will eat them bastards in a box.
And I will eat them piece of shits with a fox.
And I will eat them piece of shits in a goddamn house.
And I will eat them bastards with a goddamn mouse.
And I will eat them piece of shits here and there.
Say! I will eat them piece of shits ANYWHERE!

I do so god-damn like
green eggs and ham!
Thank you and your hand-job!
Thank you and your hand-job,
Sam-I-am!

 

[kotori]

There's a wagon coming from Marlboro for you.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

OH! A reference NOBODY will get.

I love it.

 

[tortoise]

It is a brilliantly twisted thing. My all time favorite burned line was unearthed by Ginny, when she burned Sonnets from the Portugese:

Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light. And another thing: I should cram your throat.

http://www.literotica.com/forum/sho...2&perpage=20&highlight=burnmaker&pagenumber=1

 

[Wizard]

OH! A reference NOBODY will get.

I love it.

I don't get it.....................................................

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Jersey loony-bin.