Thank you all for the kind welcome.

[Guest]

Dearest Friends,

Thank you all for the kind welcome of my submitted photographs. I sincerely appreciate the many flattering compliments sent by e-mail.

I do apologize for not responding to bulletin board messages. I must plead ignorance as I did not know of this bulletin board until this very moment.

I plan on submitting more photographs to Literotica.com shortly. I just do not wish to overwhelm anyone with too many, too quickly.

Again, my sincere thanks to everyone kind enough to visit with me and for the thoughtful compliments.

Take care and stay safe,
Ignore Me

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For those that care to visit with me further, I invite you to my home page. No sexual content. It contains further introductions. http://www.jacksonville.net/~ignoreme/

 

[Laurel]

Iggy, your homepage cracks me up! I especially like the letter from your "Biggest Fan" - had me ROTFLMAO! Personal web pages like your are what makes the Internet awesome... keep up the good work, and send more pics for us to post when you can!

 

[Ignore Me]

Dearest Laurel,

I have not updated that section of my page in a long time. I have a letter I intend to post that blames the AIDS virus on Nutrasweet. Another person thinks the Beatles song "Eleanor Rigby" was about him even though his name is Steve. I seem to attract all the nuts.

I won't even begin telling you what people send to my post office box. Let me just say this, after opening packages I receive, I have to wash my hands.

Thanks for reading some of my home page. At least I know someone did.

Take care and stay safe,
Ignore Me

 

[Renee]

I came here to read what your post had to say, and saw your link at the bottom. By this time Laurel had already visted your site.. so I was your second. I have to agree with Laurel some of those letters had me rolling. I too liked the "Biggest Fan" letter but, my favorite was the picture that had the caption "Do you think this headband makes me look fat?" I am still roflmao over that one. I loved it.



[This message has been edited by Renee (edited 03-17-2000).]

 

[Eve_of_destruction]

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[Ignore Me]

Dearest Eve,

I've been meaning to learn HTML as well, but don't have the time. My home page was made using only the Netscape Composer. It's one of the simplest web authoring tools I've found.

Who needs to learn HTML when there are so many good authoring products like Front Page or Adobe?

I think what makes my site entertaining is all the morons that send me mail. Without them, I'd be talking to myself. I just put them on a page and they become the show.

Take care and stay safe,
Ignore Me

 

[Ignore Me]

Dearest Renee',

There's a follow up story to that photo you mentioned. I found that photo in a medical journal. The chapter was on mongloid children. I got so many letters from people telling me how insensitive it was of me to make fun of that poor child. I can see their point, but that photo cracks me up every time I see it so it's staying.

Take care and stay safe,
Ignore Me

 

[Hecate]

Hi Iggy..

just a short note to say I just LOVE your site *chuckling since I first opened it* .. thanks for making me smile - it was a hard day and I really needed some cheering up .. I'll book mark that and hope there is more t look at and smile about from time to time

 

[Hurley_International]

Hey I just wanted to say I think your website is way cool. Since I design Websites for Punk bands. websites such as
www.blink182.com www.loserkids.com www.mikeness.com www.socialdistortion.com www.timebombrecordings.com and others

I think you have done a good job using wysiwyg HTML Editors (I looked at the source code on your page) But you do deffinatly have a talent you should market.

 

[Ignore Me]

Dearest Hurley_International,

Thank you very much for the compliments. It's amazing how many people are complimenting my simple web page design. I hope the compliments are based more on the content rather than the design. Perhaps I am being too critical of myself, but I really think the design blows.

I've been trying to think of ways to turn a profit with my site, but the most I've been able to do is sell panties to the sniffers. If you have any suggestions on how I could get my share of internet wealth, I'd be happy to hear them. Thanks, in advance.

Take care and stay safe,
Ignore Me

 

[Ignore Me]

Dearest Hecate,

I'm glad you enjoyed your visit with me and had a chance to laugh with me. One of the highlights of my day is going to the post office and retrieving my mail. Every day is Christams as I open my letters.

Take care and stay safe,
Ignore Me

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The Internet fascinates me. If I hung a shingle on Main Street, selling nothing, but offered people an opportunity to come in a and look at me and hear my opinions and leave theirs, I wouldn't get a single "hit". But do it on line and you could easily become a Net-Celeb. Something about how voyeuristic the Web is, I suppose, that draws people.

Your site is a hoot. Loved it. My God you must get a lot of nutballs, though.

 

[Ignore Me]

Dearest Dixon Carter Lee,

You wouldn't believe all the nutbars that send me mail. When I originally began my site a few years ago, I offered only my P.O. box address.

I did that because I did not want to be flooded with e-mail. It got to a point where I was receiving 20 to 30 letters and packages a day. In an attempt to reduce the flow of letters and packages, I provided my e-mail address.

That didn't help either. It just added to me backlog. I don't mind it all that much. Although time consuming, I enjoy being visited by strangers all over the world.

Prior to the internet, I never would have imagined that I would talk to people across the globe.

I've also found that many people across the globe are just as fruity as my fellow Americans.

Someone in South Africa sent me several pounds of lion meat packed in dry ice with a few recipes. For health and safety reasons, I did not eat it.

Someone in Argentina sent a carving that read "I Love You Iggy!". Alone, that would seem like admiration. What made the carving odd was that it was on the shell of a live turtle. I released the turtle in a golf course lake near my home after exhausting many attempts at finding it a good home.

Most of the mail I receive in complimentary. A very small percentage is from people that strongly disagree with my views. After reading a few handfuls of mail, I sometimes am in tears from laughing so much.

Thanks for taking the time to visit with me at my site.

Take care and stay safe,
Ignore Me

 

[Laurel]

Someone in South Africa sent me several pounds of lion meat packed in dry ice with
a few recipes. For health and safety reasons, I did not eat it.

Slut_boy! You sent her lion meat too? And I thought I was special... (j/k!

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