Texas...the naughty new year thread

[TxBelle]

Well dear friends my new year's resolution is to party more, party harder, and do it all with people I really like. Thus the reason I'm at the Playground!

Now as Red Rose can attest to I am out of the loop on the parting thing (sorry I left you shortly after your arrival at the bar dear...Darryl makes our drinks stronger than I remembered). TexasBeau and I have worked hard this year and seeing as how he's nearing the big 40 I think he needs to slow down and take it easy....taste the good life (or me), smell the roses (or Red Rose and Nora), and party harder too.

Sooooo I ask all of you to help us with this rather delicate problem. We need to live, laugh, and love more! I'll take the lead and start right now with a nice cold MGD. Cheers!!!!!! Ummm Yummy!

Who here in Texas and surrounding areas plans on helping poor little ol me...er us... out to make this the bestest year ever? What parties are we gonna plan? What minds shall we corrupt? And whatever shall I wear?

 

[bra_man69]

me but not going to be here for the 1st few weeks of the new year well be out of town

 

[TxBelle]

Well we should start planning. There's only 365 days to work with! When you get back e-mail me and we can get started. I'm thinking the first party should involve beer. And mabe the one right after that too.

 

[HawaiiBill]

Fort Worth boy chimin' in

Hey, Belle! You can plan a piece of that party in Hawai`i because it will re-hydrate all that dried up Texas skin and get you wet inside and out!

Whoooo eeee.

We've started a string up there somewhere, In the Middle of the Pacific Ocean . . .

Y'all come on out and enjoy the best beer in the world, made right here of pure mountain water...

 

[mitchboot]

Not a texan anymore, lived in SA for 7 years, now in MN will be in Dallas mid may if you have any parties going on then! I know i will be partying...

 

[TxBelle]

Re: Fort Worth boy chimin' in

Hey, Belle! You can plan a piece of that party in Hawai`i because it will re-hydrate all that dried up Texas skin and get you wet inside and out!

Whoooo eeee.

We've started a string up there somewhere, In the Middle of the Pacific Ocean . . .

Y'all come on out and enjoy the best beer in the world, made right here of pure mountain water...

I just love your sig line. I think I'm gonna post that in my cubicle. Somewhere there's a pic of me on a beach in Hawii...topless...with a diaper sagging behind my knees cuz it was filled with sand. Yeah my only memories of Hawii are from pictures. Maybe I'll make it over there one day and try some of that beer.

 

[TxBelle]

Not a texan anymore, lived in SA for 7 years, now in MN will be in Dallas mid may if you have any parties going on then! I know i will be partying...

Keep an eye on this thread then dear. I'm sure there will be a party around then and if not...well "you " are a damn good excuse to throw one aren't you?!

 

[TxBelle]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOT!!!!

Alright so this party thing may not have been such a good idea with my new friends at my job. Oh they were lots of fun and all but they were 10 years younger!

Here's the long sad story. We'll omit the change in plans and my kids ending up at my parent's (nice of them but I had to hustle to get them there after work).

I needed a comfortable pair of pants as I've lost a little weight and had nothing in between the "fat jeans" and the "baby got back" sizes. I needed the "damn baby you look good after a few drinks" size. I ended up finally finding a pair of jeans that fit in length (really long legs) but they were those low rise things. Ok I'll be a wild woman and buy'em. I spent the entire evening with what felt like 3/4 of my ass hanging out. But hey atleast I didn't have to get drunk to show my tattoo. All I had to do was bend over!

The first party was filled with what I would consider jail bait. Pretty jail bait at that. Within 45 minutes I had two young women asking that my husband and I adopt them because I would be a "cool" mom. FUCK!!!!!!!! I felt so old.

Then we went to a local club where everyone had perfect skin and hair. And everyone could dance...except me...and my husband (someone please remind him that he is a white boy!) I can dance to Skynard and Seger but this was stuff I'd never heard.

Last year I went to a new years party were I got my hood pierced and had to sign a waiver that I wouldn't play blood sports. This year I thanked god that my period bloating evened out my fat rolls so I appeared slimmer and yearned for a burka. My how times change.

Tonight TxBeau is out drinking with friends. I'm having beer alone.

Anyone wanna join me?

 

[Fandange]

I woulda joined you. there is no need for you to be all alone tonight...or anynight. I'm in fort worth.

 

[TxBelle]

I woulda joined you. there is no need for you to be all alone tonight...or anynight. I'm in fort worth.

What cha doing next weekend? I'm in Denton. Oh hell for that matter whatcha doing tonight?

 

[Lovin_to_death]

hola

I may be a bit young but hey I love parties if you in houston or huntsville then hey it could be fun

 

[TxBelle]

Re: hola

I may be a bit young but hey I love parties if you in houston or huntsville then hey it could be fun

I'm north of Dallas but if you wanna take a ride up North you are welcome to bring it on sweetie!

 

[TxBelle]

Ok people where are the decent clubs North of Dallas? Someone has to know of someplace besides biker bars. I need help by Saturay night. PLLLLEEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEEE

 

[voluptuous_vixen]

Ok Belle...

I am checking in. Born and raised in East Texas, Sulphur Springs specifically. Yeah Podunkville.

I now live in Temple after a messy divorce and I really like it!!!
Don't know too many clubs in North Dallas, sorry. When I lived in Garland and Mesquite I was only 13 or 14. Didn't party too much in those days. LMAO

Anyway I am glad to see a Texas Thread I will continue to post here if that is ok.



Vixy

Gotta learn to proof these damn things.. I cannot stand typos

 

[TxBelle]

Ok Belle...

I am checking in. Born and raised in East Texas, Sulphur Springs specifically. Yeah Podunkville.

I now live in Temple after a messy divorce and I really like it!!!
Don't know too many clubs in North Dallas, sorry. When I lived in Garland and Mesquite I was only 13 or 14. Didn't party too much in those days. LMAO

Anyway I am glad to see a Texas Thread I will continue to post here if that is ok.



Vixy


Post away dear! What the hell are you doing in Temple?! Ain't there some place more fun to be?
Gotta learn to proof these damn things.. I cannot stand typos

 

[voluptuous_vixen]

I am sure there are more exciting places to be in Texas than Temple, but for some reason I just love this place. Probably because my ex-husband and all his dope head friends don't live here. Guess who I met yesterday in Waco.... RUPERT FROM SURVIVOR!!!!

I was so excited I got a picture taken with him too.

 

[TxBelle]

I am sure there are more exciting places to be in Texas than Temple, but for some reason I just love this place. Probably because my ex-husband and all his dope head friends don't live here. Guess who I met yesterday in Waco.... RUPERT FROM SURVIVOR!!!!

I was so excited I got a picture taken with him too.

I'm sur eyou make Temple "the place to be"because you are there!

I LOVE RUPERT!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the
only suvivor series I watched and it was because of him. Now that's a sexy man. He was full of life and passionate about it. God what a guy. He's so sweet.

 

[voluptuous_vixen]

He is much more sweet in person and an adorable darling of a man. You should have seen him with all of those kids. *sigh* I will post pics as soon as I can

 

[TxBelle]

The parties so far have been unique to say the least.

Party #1
The one I was at a couple of weeks ago at the local watering hole was also attended by my very own new boss the Director of Operations. By the end of the get to gether he hasd seen...my ass, my boobs, and me kissing my girlfriend. Oh and my husband kicked his ass at pool. Just Greeeeaaattt. My immediate boss is teasing me to no end and mentioned the other day that it could have been worse. I advised him the only possible way it could have been worse is if I'd been giving someone a blow job right there in the bar.

Party #2
A swingers club last night. It was nice and I had a pretty good time (one part was really good but I'm not telling). My husband liked it. I'm going back next weekend.

 

[voluptuous_vixen]

You MUST let me know when and where the next one will be. Who knows, maybe I can get my reclusive hubby out to one

 

[TxBelle]

Hey has anyone ever been to the After Midnight club in Euless? Nice place.

 

[varime]

I used to go to shows a lot, but not clubs. I'm not much of a dancer, and I don't like the idea of interacting with people I can't talk to (the music is too fucking loud). Talk about feeling old, Belle, I'm 22 and I complain about the noise at clubs.
What's this After Midnight like?

 

[TxBelle]

I used to go to shows a lot, but not clubs. I'm not much of a dancer, and I don't like the idea of interacting with people I can't talk to (the music is too fucking loud). Talk about feeling old, Belle, I'm 22 and I complain about the noise at clubs.
What's this After Midnight like?

It's nice actually. I don't dance either. I mostly people watch. There are tables in the back where you can sit and talk or play pool. I'm thinking about gettign my hubby a membership he liked it so well.

 

[jtaylor33]

always looking

lewisville here, would love to find a big group of people to hang with sounds like a lot of fun more so than going out with the same friend im always with a few beers sounds great and the company sounds even better, plus im always up for a good game of pool, but i dont play for free

 

[jtaylor33]

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by the way what is and where is the after midnight club?>