texas application for sex

[jtaylor33]

just thought id have a lil fun, here is an application for sex, feel free to fil it out and send it to me, would love to see peoples credentials

jason3342@aol.com



Application For a Piece of Ass


Name:______________________

City:______________________
State:_____________________
Age:__________ Phone:______________
SSN:_______________

Hair Color:__________
Real Hair Color:____________
Eye Color:___________

Dentures: __________
Weight: _________
Height:___________
Waist Size: __________
Breast or Bra Size: __________

Marital Status:
Married___________
Single______________
Divorced:_________ Other__________

Are Your Breasts Real? ____________
Do You Like Them:
Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________
Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________
Other_____
All of the Above____________

Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________
All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________

Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________

How Often? __________

Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________

Pussy Size:
Small ________ Medium __________
Large ____________ Extra Large __________


While Screwing Do You:
Faint______ Fart______ Cry______ Moan______
Hum______ Whistle______ Scream_______ Sing_______
Scratch___________ Just Lay There_________
All of the Above_____________________



List the Top 3 Positions You Like the Best:
1)______________
2)______________
3)______________


When You Cum Do You:
Wiggle______ Wobble__________
Twist_______ Jerk_________ Scream________
Cry________ Just Start Humping Like Hell___________


What Kind of Screw Do You Like?
Fast_________ Super Fast__________ Slow__________
All Night____________ All Speeds___________


How Many Times? _________________
How Long Do You Like To Screw At
One Interval? ___________________________


If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References
(Not Immediate Family)

Name:______________ Address:______________
Phone:__________

Name:______________ Address:______________
Phone:__________


Would your service be Free of Charge?_______

If Application Is Favorable, And If Not Free,
What Are Your Charges For:

One Night_________ One Hour____________
Muff Burger Special or Blow Job?___________

What Credit Cards Will You Accept?

Master Card_____ VISA______ Am. Express_______
Sears________ JC Penney's___________
All of the Above________ Others_________


Comments

 

[bamagirl]

lol very cute!!

 

[jtaylor33]

thank you thank you, now im curious as to how many people will fill it out

 

[bamagirl]

well I am not in Texas so mine would be invalid lol

 

[Crimson Blonde]

Quite a thorough exam I would say

 

[jtaylor33]

umm...never thought of that, ok it isnt exclusive to texas only people, just where it originates, so everyone is welcome to apply

 

[jtaylor33]

well thank you crimson, i see you are from texas, and i dont thin i have ever seen you around here before, so id like to say hello and welcome it is nice meeting you, where in tx are you?

 

[Crimson Blonde]

well thank you crimson, i see you are from texas, and i dont thin i have ever seen you around here before, so id like to say hello and welcome it is nice meeting you, where in tx are you?

Well thank you darlin.......... I've been around...... just lost in the masses I am down on the Gulf Coast near Port Lavaca. Its just gorgeous down here......... slight breeze and 82 right now.... I loveeeeeeeee it

 

[jtaylor33]

i have no clue where that is but it sounds tremendous, the weather description is makeing my mouth water, im in dallas and it is nice dont know the temp but still a nice day, but im not near the coast, spent a lil time on the golf course today tho so that was nice, hopefully ill get a app. from you!!!

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Well thank you darlin.......... I've been around...... just lost in the masses I am down on the Gulf Coast near Port Lavaca. Its just gorgeous down here......... slight breeze and 82 right now.... I loveeeeeeeee it

Perfect weather in Central Texas today too.

 

[jtaylor33]

i guess no one likes my thread, not a whol lot of activity

 

[Moms_Son]

If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References
(Not Immediate Family)

What about past employers? And do non-blood related step-family members count? Or pets? Just wanting to make sure no one provides references which will not be accepted.

As for the payment methods accepted, what about barter... none of us here in Texas should EVER forget the Chicken Ranch or how it got its name... and hard (cough, cough), uh, difficult times may be ahead of us once again.

 

[Ammo44]

Well thank you darlin.......... I've been around...... just lost in the masses I am down on the Gulf Coast near Port Lavaca. Its just gorgeous down here......... slight breeze and 82 right now.... I loveeeeeeeee it

Wow...I hear that is soooo beautiful....good for you!!

 

[jtaylor33]

my attempt at fun, thought id throw this back at the top, would love to get at least one reply