Testing Sex Toys?

[bethyj32]

I was somewhere online today and saw an article that blew my mind,"I TEST SEX TOYS FOR A LIVING".........WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So ok, now that everyones laughing......Where in the Hell would a person sign up for that kind of job? I'm laughing, and being serious at the same time. That would be the funnest job.........I WOULD APSOLUTLEY LOVE that kind of job...........So if anyone seriously knows anything, even though its halarious.........PLEASE PLEASE tell me!!!!!!!!I'd apply in a heart beat......What better way to earn a living? Doing what I love........Having sex!!!!!!!!!!

*Can barely believe I wrote this........

Beth

 

[njguy05]

I was somewhere online today and saw an article that blew my mind,"I TEST SEX TOYS FOR A LIVING".........WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So ok, now that everyones laughing......Where in the Hell would a person sign up for that kind of job? I'm laughing, and being serious at the same time. That would be the funnest job.........I WOULD APSOLUTLEY LOVE that kind of job...........So if anyone seriously knows anything, even though its halarious.........PLEASE PLEASE tell me!!!!!!!!I'd apply in a heart beat......What better way to earn a living? Doing what I love........Having sex!!!!!!!!!!

*Can barely believe I wrote this........

Beth

Wow....thats a hell of a Job! I knew my job was boring but still....thats awesome!

 

[tealc]

like anything else wouldnt start to feel like a job. it would be interesting going to work in the morning wondering, "What will i be sticking in my (fill in the appropriate hole) today.

 

[Marilyn37MWF]

I have a YAHOO profile

In which I list my occupation as TOY TESTER.

Sounded like a good idea at the time.

There are a couple of outfits, one called Slumber Parties that have girls setting up parties and selling toys, lotions, sexy atire etc.

Thought that would be nice but hubby wouldn't allow it.

 

[AZSextoy]

I need to be tested ....

 

[galloway]

Thinking

Would this be a "union" job? How would you get "raises"?

 

[bethyj32]

Tooooooooo Fucking Funny........

Hummmmmmmm..........
Wonder what "OVERTIME" would mean? Perhaps you get time and a half........What about paid Vacations and Holidays........It would be very "HARD" not to take work home with you..........I wonder what Holiday Party's would be like............"Hey Joe try out this battery operated Zuchini!"..........

To Fucking Funny.........
Deffinately a job I could "GET INTO"...............

Beth

 

[tolyk]

Hummmmmmmm..........
Wonder what "OVERTIME" would mean? Perhaps you get time and a half........What about paid Vacations and Holidays........It would be very "HARD" not to take work home with you..........I wonder what Holiday Party's would be like............"Hey Joe try out this battery operated Zuchini!"..........

To Fucking Funny.........
Deffinately a job I could "GET INTO"...............

Beth

That's too great

Why don't our career counselors in school ever tell us about jobs like this?

 

[JagFarlane]

That's too great

Why don't our career counselors in school ever tell us about jobs like this?

LOL cause they secretly covet those jobs themselves.

 

[LeahLo519]

I was somewhere online today and saw an article that blew my mind,"I TEST SEX TOYS FOR A LIVING".........WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So ok, now that everyones laughing......Where in the Hell would a person sign up for that kind of job? I'm laughing, and being serious at the same time. That would be the funnest job.........I WOULD APSOLUTLEY LOVE that kind of job...........So if anyone seriously knows anything, even though its halarious.........PLEASE PLEASE tell me!!!!!!!!I'd apply in a heart beat......What better way to earn a living? Doing what I love........Having sex!!!!!!!!!!

*Can barely believe I wrote this........

Beth

Yeah, I always wondered what it would be like to be a porn star. I would never do it, but it would be an interesting way to earn a living all the same.

 

[rcuhljr]

There's some new HBO specials coming out, I think one they interview is a guy who makes his living acting in gay porn, but is straight. looks to be an interesting interview.

 

[JagFarlane]

Intriguing...eh...I dunno though...not sure how I'd like being a porn star...after all sex might get boring then...

 

[mrmgp]

I was somewhere online today and saw an article that blew my mind,"I TEST SEX TOYS FOR A LIVING".........WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wouldn't you just love to see this person's resume?

 

[cent_fl_guy]

I don't really want to think about any of my high school career counselors having sex with anything. Now my 9th grade english teacher that is a different story altogether.

 

[thump]

Well in that case I want to be the condom tester...Or the gynecologist (sp) for the Weather Channel women

 

[sun_shyne]

um...

Ok, now i really would like to have this job....lol.

 

[sexyjenn]

I would love this job too like most girls but I'm sure after a while you would get quite tired of it, still it would be fun to take work home with you

 

[JagFarlane]

Hmmmm and what bout when they whip out the really big ones?? Once saw a 15" dildo heh

 

[bethyj32]

Shock & Awwwwwwwwwww.........

15 inches? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd apsolutely pass out............I'd be like,"OK so I'm supposed to put this WHERE?" This woman would be a mess after that.......Wouldn't mind trying out those vibrating nipple & pussy clamps though.......Giggle........

Beth